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First you take a big ass slab of beef and toss it in a big ass pan. Add some water.
Throw some spices on that bitch! Pepper and garlic salt, plus some worchestershire sauce because that shit is delicious! Throw it in the oven for an hour at 350 degrees fahrenheit!
Maybe chop up some veggies while you wait! You're gonna throw them in that bitchin ass pan you got!
See? Been in there an hour and it looks great! BUT THERES MORE!
After an hour at 350, a boullion cube or two for flavor, a can or two of cream of potato to thicken that sexy ass broth! Maybe some more worchestershire sauce! Then it's time for those veggies bitch!
SEE? VEGGIES BITCH! THROW THAT SHIT BACK IN THE OVEN AND WAIT!
Total of four hours of oven happy fun times, and you're king of the god damned world! You can cut that beef with a fucking plastic spoon because you are the jiggity jam. Eat up you awesome mother fucker you!
Coratheexplorer
Who would downvote this?
inFerno416
You made me hungry. Feed me
MrWolfwood
Eh every post with cooking has the cussing in it....kinda getting bored with it at this point
maiLman54
Veggies Bitch! Someone should take that "science bitch" meme and put "Veggies Bitch!" On it since i suck at making that stuff.
SWJJensen
These Beef roasts are fanastic, but try searing if off in bacon fat before you roast it. It adds a ton of favor.
USD1
I had no bacon at the house. Blasphemy, I know.
Tinkerbellatrix
I have a 16oz ceramic glass crock that I keep full of bacon grease from times I've cooked it in the past. I suggest investing.
SWJJensen
I cannot blame someone for that kind of misfortune, only give you my sympathy.
MooseDrop
Worcestershire sauce has anchovy paste in it.... Incase ya didn't know....
USD1
Don't care that shit's delicious
littlegoatherder
It's 4:40 am and this isn't fair.
USD1
The hard part is waiting the four hours. After a half hour or so your entire house will smell like awesome.
littlegoatherder
This is exciting. Keep the recipes coming
USD1
I'll do more sometime. I love cooking.