Motha F'n Roast

Jan 11, 2015 9:21 AM

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First you take a big ass slab of beef and toss it in a big ass pan. Add some water.

Throw some spices on that bitch! Pepper and garlic salt, plus some worchestershire sauce because that shit is delicious! Throw it in the oven for an hour at 350 degrees fahrenheit!

Maybe chop up some veggies while you wait! You're gonna throw them in that bitchin ass pan you got!

See? Been in there an hour and it looks great! BUT THERES MORE!

After an hour at 350, a boullion cube or two for flavor, a can or two of cream of potato to thicken that sexy ass broth! Maybe some more worchestershire sauce! Then it's time for those veggies bitch!

SEE? VEGGIES BITCH! THROW THAT SHIT BACK IN THE OVEN AND WAIT!

Total of four hours of oven happy fun times, and you're king of the god damned world! You can cut that beef with a fucking plastic spoon because you are the jiggity jam. Eat up you awesome mother fucker you!

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Who would downvote this?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You made me hungry. Feed me

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Eh every post with cooking has the cussing in it....kinda getting bored with it at this point

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Veggies Bitch! Someone should take that "science bitch" meme and put "Veggies Bitch!" On it since i suck at making that stuff.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

These Beef roasts are fanastic, but try searing if off in bacon fat before you roast it. It adds a ton of favor.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I had no bacon at the house. Blasphemy, I know.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have a 16oz ceramic glass crock that I keep full of bacon grease from times I've cooked it in the past. I suggest investing.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I cannot blame someone for that kind of misfortune, only give you my sympathy.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Worcestershire sauce has anchovy paste in it.... Incase ya didn't know....

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't care that shit's delicious

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's 4:40 am and this isn't fair.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The hard part is waiting the four hours. After a half hour or so your entire house will smell like awesome.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is exciting. Keep the recipes coming

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll do more sometime. I love cooking.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0