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Tabaqui
Dogs can't look up.
cuddlesdotgif
So you’re telling me upper Canada smells like maple AND vanilla?!
notanimposter
Most seahorses are actually not monogamous. It's just one kind that is, I believe.
stewartm0205
Vanilla comes from the flower of an orchid.
Ginkawa
Dung Beetle: https://youtu.be/Q1zbgd6xpGQ
aPokal
My guess the artist lives near the ocean and has . . . run ins with seagulls.
TheOGAdolfsOtherNut
It’s an albatross, with the largest wingspan of any living bird species. Seagulls have small wingspans????????
KayMcGalen
Fact: animals.
felinegratificationprovider
Does the beaverhole have to be so puckered and willing?
rensheefteentelefoon9000
Imalwaysready
All these facts and not a single mention of a henway?
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
bkkhk
Tell us the fucking wingspan
johnnydarkside
The average human has less that 2 arms.
LB1920
Corgishavedisproportionatelysmalllegs
We need more: https://media.giphy.com/media/1ugExf74fLoyI/giphy.gif
tibris
let the seagull go first next time!
KKUW8
Where is the “username checks out” comment?
Isuckedalotofpenisforthisname
How does one “smell” water?
A2DY79
Cats can activate taste sensors on the roof of their mouth by breathing in a scent. Mammals can do lots of weird things.
evolution4407
Ponds and rivers do have a certain smell. Of course, that smell comes from the living organisms that inhabit water rather than water itself.
EvanMacIan
How does one smell anything?
anonymax
How else you gonna find water
quattroformaggix4
I can smelł water....is that unusual? I am a super taster though.
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
Just stick your face in and take a whiff. You'll see!
happyforsharing
FUNFACT in german the beavers secret ist called "Biebergeil" which roughly translates to BeaverHorny
starkart
HylianSoldier
New Favourite gif
upvoteEVERYotter
WHATS WITH THE WINGSPAN
rvcaptn
and this is how comments get more points than the post, be first with the most obvious observation
Prealan
100-115 cm
jakefromreddit
~3 ft
freezingpilot
It's huge, they need extended runways to land: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixqo9Z8tNV4
madmaurice
It's this wide *spreads wings*
BDBones
7
BossPat
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
A body usually
MericanFunkYeah
It spans the wings
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Or it gets the hose again
davidthegoliath
ImGoingToEatAllYourApples
It spins the wangs
AmILateToTheParty
It wangs the spans
MisterOp
Wong spon
XpertOverlord
Spongly wangles
gypsygamer66
Because the albatross has the widest wingspan but probably the stupidest of birds.
Curii
African or European seagull?
Brambl
BanzaiRun
I don't know that.
Curii
*Wilhelm scream*
BanzaiRun
How do you know so much about seagulls?
ThrobbinHoodz
Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Nice.
duckshooter
Steven
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
AUSTRALIAN!
Curii
AndrewGravestock
No such thing as a seagull, just a gull.
BigTruckRegularPenis
No such thing as a four door car, just a car.
Mockingbirb
It's an Albatross. Here's a video of an albatross flight, watch it's wing span when it's landing
80percentlegs
California or South Iffricka?
Mockingbirb
Yes.
temorris123
Almost got me there
GenieMonzzz
This fucked me up hard
happinessconsultant
Nice try buddy
ProffesorGoogle
waffleincubator
I hate this gif more than I hate the dubbel tap trampoline.
80percentlegs
Yeah beer on a trampoline sounds like a bad idea
KnucleheadFlow
What are you, Belgian (or Dutch)?
OreoD
Fuck you. +1
TurboChargedOstrich
I watched this for like 5 minutes before I realized :I
giam0c0
No
TurboChargedOstrich
yes
MabelandDipperPines
Oh fuck you I watched this for a good long time
hzhy
why did you do this to me?
Mockingbirb
IamJustinSane
I had an uncle that was a trapper, he sold all his beaver balls to perfume companies. Women smell like nut sacks.
PerpetualUselessness
Vanilla fragrance* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum
imguraptor64
Debating on whether or not I should send this to my AP biology students. I mean I still say this stuff in class all the time
MeanWinchester
I thought vanilla came from vanilla pods, aren't they a plant? Have I been eating beaver genitals?
nafun
Imitation "natural" vanilla, strawberry, and raspberry flavors are historically castoreum ie. beaver musk.
WolnyLogin
But not any beaver will do
advicedoge77
The beaver genital scent vanilla is used for perfumes, not ice cream.
tweetlebeetlebottlepuddlepaddlebattlemuddle
I heard it was blue moon ice cream that was flavored with that. And it's fucking delicious.
GeauxGhoti
1/ Pure vanilla extract comes from the pods, vanilla extract can come from pulp and other parts. They're talking about imitation flavoring,
GeauxGhoti
2/ and they're full of shit! While beavers *do* excrete a fluid that smells rather vanilla-like to mark territory, that would be too costly
GeauxGhoti
to extract (even if it weren't absolutely disgusting) and purify, thus making the flavoring 100x more expensive than the real thing.
kwigybo
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum
ShaneCampfield
Beaver butt juice is imitation vanilla
AtheistJoy
Orchids are the source of vanilla. They make the pods.
nonCanadianGoose
If the aren't little black flecks in your vanilla ice cream then it's beaver ass
zettaze
No. They can simply use extracts and then add annatto for color.
blooregardqkazoo
You're wrong and I'm glad I googled it because damn that'd be gross af. It's almost exclusively used in perfume.
Grudgebearingmidget
....THATS EVEN WORSE, ITS AEROSOL ASSHOLE
SaikyoStyle
I love eating ass.
quattroformaggix4
I like mine with a heaping scoop of vanilla ice cream.
mediocrejoker
Many companies use something else for the black flecks so the consumer thinks its real vanilla.
jimmyriba
Yes. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/castoreum/ is not commonly used. I'm fun at parties.
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
I love people like you. You guys generally aren't fucking retarded.
RisusNex
And yet the link gave my mobile phone cancer
vanillax
if you are in the usa then yes. in europe no. google castoreum.
13Alpha
Vanilla "flavoring" is different than vanilla extract.
AmICleverYet
If I remember correctly, it's a secretion from some gland that they then process to create imitation vanilla flavor
LadyTashviv
so.. vanilla flavored anything is not vegan?
wh1skyd1ck
The real meaning behind "all natural ingredients".
jherazob
Organic and gluten free!
JefferyJeffington
Artificial vanilla flavoring comes from the thing beavers use to scent mark their territory. However, it is technically natural, 1
JefferyJeffington
2 so the label on the bottle says nothing about the beavers
alsoAzrael
It also says nothing about it because the imitation stuff in the store isn't made from beavers.
Andytasteslikecandy
Look up Castorum
imgoodatwastingmytime
I had always heard that cherry flavoring had beaver anal gland, not vanilla
enokidaki
Be it vanilla, raspberry, or ass sweat. I still don't believe there is an economical way to pay a person to milk beaver ass cheaper than...
BlackIC
If you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life.
enokidaki
Yeah cause no one is hiring beaver ass milkers.
enokidaki
Farming it from plant sources, the demand for dead beavers alone would be a huge problem.
OddDash
I'm pretty sure you want the Beaver's alive. Dead beaver ass juice is probably pretty gross. Live beaver ass juice... ambrosia.
Alittlequacky
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/beaver-butt-might-be-in-your-ice-cream-heres-what-you-should-know_us_56f1a037e4b09bf44a9ed259
Rocktopus13
Thank you. I needed to read that. I was ... concerned.
MasterPrime
It's not usually in food items anymore. It's cheaper to use chemical flavorings than to farm beavers for their anal glands.
GreatLyzander
Ah yes huffington post. My main source for facts on the interwebs
BlueDub
It's not used in any food intended for human comsumption
khora
You can buy liquor with it.
BlueDub
I'd be willing to try it
khora
$80 for a 20 oz bottle.
Vercci
Only due to price.
BlueDub
Any reason is a good reason
Ligatura
not anymore xD
DaniaAudax
If it’s not intended for humans, how do we know how it tastes?
Fuzzbutts
We know how tide pods taste....
FranticCosmonaut
There's always that ONE guy to do the stupid stuff nobody else will do
Thalarctos
Taste and smell are so inextricably linked they're almost the same sense. Almost.
alsoAzrael
They ARE a plant, some imitation vanilla comes from beavers, but it's expensive so it's not really used in food (mostly perfumes).
heXonyou
Uhhh yeah there is no way in hell beaver ass gland secretions would ever be cheaper than actual vanilla.
viila
It used to be cheaper, but hasn't for a long time. In the 80s petrochemical synthesis of vanillin took over the artificial role in food.
alsoAzrael
Well, it might be, but it's definitely not cheaper than the imitation stuff sold in stores.
heXonyou
Really, when is your next harvest of beaver anal gland secretions coming in? I'll take a dozen.
alsoAzrael
The secretions ARE used, just not in food. They are sometimes used in perfume. They are expensive, but vanilla pods are as well.
xBenoitBallsx
Also red velvet cupcakes are made of bugs.
quattroformaggix4
No. Red Velvet cake originated because of a region specific cocoa that has a vibrant rusty red colour & unique flavour profile. Most people
quattroformaggix4
have only tasted *red velvet cake* that is regular cocoa & food colouring made in a style to mimic the original.
JasperTheFriendlyTapeworm
And red food coloring is made from beetles if I remember right
quattroformaggix4
So my statement still stands. Red Velvet actually doesn’t have red food colouring.
OSCgal
It can be. Natural Red 4 is ground kermes beetles. But most red food coloring is Red 40, which is artificial.
prfesser
Real vanilla extract (expensive) is indeed made from vanilla pods. Imitation: from barrels used to make bourbon, or from other wood pulp.
lurkernoob
Mainly oak hence its use as a barrel for wine
Vallanth
Vanillin (the chemical vanilla) doesn't taste different by source as long as the impurities are negligible.
prfesser
True, but vanilla pods provide hundreds of minor aldehydes and esters that add dimension to real extract.
Vallanth
Yeah, I imagined that was the case. Pure vanillin and real extract do smell quite different (excluding solvent).
dennydorko
And the shnozberries taste like shnozberries.
thoraxe707
Amazing fact: Alpaca meat is extraordinarily lean and high on protein.
parduz
Someone should stabilize this gif!
BugVillain
You lost me at lean.
happinessconsultant
And so not readily available
WitzyDitzy
It’s also tasty!
Thethingwiththechart
"So is human meat" that alpaca probably
80percentlegs
Sounds like venison
Roune
How uh.....How does one get high on protein? Just asking for my friend that likes getting high
SnortAKnifeIntoMyBrain
Snort a rail of whey.
FrenchcoreWorldwide
Yeah I wish I was high on potenuse
TravellingLlama
That’s a llama...
dentalfury
Had some when I was down in Peru a few years ago. Easily the best meal i had while there. Also didn't hurt I was drenched in Pisco Sour
Isuckedalotofpenisforthisname
I bet you’re just a llama in disguise.
geruhn
A llama that wants get eaten.. out
thoraxe707
You caught me....
Wireframe
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EvanMacIan
Amazing fact: Rabbit meat is so lean that if you only rabbit you'll die from protein poisoning, i.e. "rabbit starvation."
IvnWng
Amazing fact: If you chose to practice a diet of frog meat exclusively you’ll die from pun poisoning, I.e. “ribbit starvation.”
IvnWng
SJohnson23
Too many rabbits.
NaughtButOne
My understanding is it's less the protein; more a lack of anything else. The body can synthesize a lot, but some have to come from food.
EvanMacIan
Yes, it's not the protein but the protein and no fat. It is however called protein poisoning https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protein_poisoning
XenomorphZZ
Yes.
HagglePuff
I rabbit all the time. Sometimes I rabbit alone, but i mostly like to rabbit with close friends.
PwnageHobo
Kangaroos only have 2 feet
haunter64
Crazy how nature do dat
governmentgavemeagun
And they can't leap 10 feet vertically. 10 feet horizontally? Sure.
PwnageHobo
When jumping, they can reach a height of 3 metres. Which is no the same as jumping 3m high.
TheLingoBingo
They can jump at to heights (so vertically) up to 9'10", so very close actually. They can jump horizontally up to 30 feet.
RecurringNightmare
~10ft high ~30ft far
PwnageHobo
No fucking way a kangaroo can jump 3m high
BellerophonM
A big red, jump 3m high? Yeah, totally. Probably in the process of jumping 9m far, though, not straight up and down.
PwnageHobo
Its head might reach a height of 3m, but that's not the same as jumping 3m high
Ozarck
The freaks of nature right there. Just like Raccoons with their opposable thumbs, and owls with their binocular vision. Monsters.
postman69
What the heck was that first person thinking when they were licking a beaver's butt? Humm and it tastes like vanilla. That's an extra.
EvanMacIan
It's easy to accidentally taste ass when eating beaver.
SpaceStationCrew
...that cream, pure vanilla, sweeteners. Mhmm - that's a ten.
Rip42
I mean, it comes from vanilla beans, not beaver asshole anymore. Beaver asshole is too expensive.
Germankipp
Natural vanilla costs has spiked incredibly lately for bakers due to too much demand and not enough supply.
heXonyou
It never came from beaver asshole you clueless moron.
Rip42
Just realize I'm laughing at you. Do you know what laughter is? What about jokes? Do you know what those are?
heXonyou
That would be nice if you ever did something funny. But you haven't. You won't. Because you are a clueless moron.
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
It's not vanillia Nor is the it the beaver's ass it's 1.the anal glands & 2. It's Stawberry flavering out of it & musk is deers anal gland
othsin
Makes you wonder what other flavors are hiding out there
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
crab sticks are cloured with paint from a coal extract and calamurry is really made of both hogs anus and intestines
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
oh food cloerign is made from mashed up bug wings as well as paint they are breed only for this
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
sinew is meat replacement with fat and bone making the rest of sassage meat mainly in britan it's the worst you'll see
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
the elctitry they use in some conruty is made from burning dead people so when your using your vibrater and watching porn on the internet1/2
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
it being powed by a dead people fat buring also their gentiles are in that power as well vagina,tits,.cock,balls burning
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
even the left over in them ,as well as other parts
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
blood is used to flaver meat porducts
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
stomch lineing of many diffant anmails make many diffant thing like cheese renet or
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
jelly and candy
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
Stawbeeryy
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
Pigs are breed just for their skin beucase thye are cheaper then surger their skin is turned into gummy bears and gulcose
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
shall I go on
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
musk is deers anal gland whale vommit is perfumre
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
choclete is allowed to have up to 50 parts bug part like wings legs and other as long as it not whole mixed probley and there is noway to kn
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
ow if your eating it as well as the fact choclete may contain human flesh and your parnets wil NEVER FUCKING BELIVE YOU EVEN WHEN ITS ON1/2
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
FUCKING PACKIT SAYING :WARNING MAY CONTAIN HUMAN FLESH!" AND THEN IN THE NEWS! IN THE FUCKING NEWS! AND YET THEY JUST LARGH AT YOU LIKE FUCK
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
ING POMPUS IDIOTS FUCKING RETARDS!
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
$!% or 415 otherwise "know" as xathan gum infamous for being a geltan free altnative( at this point anything related togultan is infamous no
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
w) is actualy MADE FROM SHIT! BACTREA SHIT TO MORE PRECISE BUT IT'S SHIT FUCKING SHIT!
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
but lets get more percise shall we since that all the rage now on making sure the other guy wrong when says eating shit bad regardless of
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
who it cames from! anyway it made from the pest know to famers as black rot the black "dots"(clonys of the things) you see is them eating it