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Chicken & Egg Stir Fry, TASTY!
INGREDIENTS
Serves 2.
1 Tbsp. canola oil
2 chicken breasts, thinly sliced
1 tsp kosher salt
1 tsp freshly ground black pepper
2 cloves garlic, thinly sliced
2 cups asparagus, chopped
2 Tbsp. soy sauce
3 eggs, beaten
2 cups cooked egg noodles
PREPARATION
Heat the oil in a pan over high heat. Cook the chicken with salt and pepper, browning the sides. Add garlic, then cook until garlic starts becoming translucent. Add asparagus and cook for two to three minutes. Add the soy sauce, stirring evenly until the chicken is evenly stained.
Create a well in the center of the pan by pushing the chicken and asparagus up towards the sides of the pan. Add the beaten egg in the middle, stirring until egg is cooked. Toss in the noodles until evenly coated, then serve!
RawBerserker
Hmmm... I don't think the chicken is enough. LET ME BATHE IT IN IT'S UNBORN FOETUS TOO. mmmm, that's great.
LordCommanderTomSnow
Not gonna lie, this looks bland as hell.
Biten
This look so damn awful I think I just vomited a little in my mouth. wtf imgur.
PoopyFaceTomatoNose999
Excuse me? 2 tbsp soy sauce AND a whole freaking teaspoon of salt??????? NO NO NO NO NO! Salt overload!
ckviper
All I see is under seasoned meat and over cooked eggs. =/
UncleIrohnman
Absolutely disgusting
squip
Jesus fuck that's gross.
MitchellEpp
And there you go. Now you have a bowl of things
s4ndwich3s
SPAM
jsmithy2334
Nah it's chicken
morrissimo
Ain't nobody got thyme fo' that
Sionas
It's like... This kind of cooking is so simple. Just go to any cooking recipe website and they have videos! With audio! Jesus.
Mr107
dinner for the week. Fried up garlic & shallots mushrooms steamed broccoli carrots spinach celary. walnuts & chicken teriyaki suace. rice.
DarkSock
So you rip the mother into hanks o' meat and then fry her ragged corpse in the pulped tissue of her aborted babies... Šö Mętåł...
8string
Kinda cool but there's so much missing... like bacon and parley and some goddamn spices
GaryGoesHam
Thats some weak ass tossing if i do say so myself.
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
This might be the worst one yet. It's looks incredibly bland. Like you went out of your way to make it awful.
hormelchi1i
Millions of folks are going to get dumped after cooking this bullshit for their SO
Blrp0
Always downvote tasty.
Areanywittynamesnottaken
Ahh if only I had the motivation to actually follow through with all of these Ive favorited
MisterTortuga
Mother and child reunion.
foxwithtools
Ohh...
THEszechuansauce
Obligatory FUCK YOU LINDA
ninjanuget
idk, aren't you supposed to put garlic in first... and lol my asian mom never salted the meat, but she did always put soy sauce and pepper
AntiProtonBoy
Pans with a convex bottom suck.
srslycio
TASTY
hashed4mashed
Whats all this rush for? Keep calm and cook the meat well.
AStreetcarNamedDeezNuts
Gross
BTheta
not really
SenorSandwich
Fuck off Linda this looks like shit!
BTheta
I think its alright
camelturk
This is horrible
BTheta
not really
ulsanforyou
Not as bad as this guy who tried to make it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpICz2rw3I4
HarvesterOfFeti
Are people really that bad at cooking where this helps? It's just some basic shit cooked in a single pan.
HarvesterOfFeti
Yeah, but there are simple cheap meals that aren't random crap thrown in a pan.
theMIGHTYdishwasher
Generally I just cook what I like to eat in restaurants, tacos, French dips, general tso, lo mein, baked penne etc.
christyroad
Yes
karafrackingthrace
I like the ideas some of them give me...some are look not so great (overkill on butter/cheese) but ones like this give me cooking ideas
ThisIsGod
The reason for that is because they're otherwise flavorless dishes. They usually call for excessive amounts of strong cheeses because of it.
XenoHorse
Yeah how are people this bad? Don't they skill up their cooking at birth?
808Crayons
This isn't how you make stir fry... this is chow fun. (certified quarter Chinese guy). Also BROWN THE GOD DAMN MEAT! Brown is flavor!
Tiiimmmaayy
Every time I make stir fry and try to brown the meat, I end up over cooking the chicken and it turns out really chewy and dry.
808Crayons
Use dark meat, dont crowd the pan, season with salt before cooking, and oil you need it.
HelloIAmAnInnocentBystander
More heat, cook in small batches, make pieces bigger so the inside doesn't dry out. You can soak it in water or broth for 10min before.
Vectron
The Maillard reaction is a chemical reaction between amino acids and reducing sugars that gives browned food its desirable flavor. ~WP
helium5
SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS!?
808Crayons
Also MSG. you need it. trust me. it's good. And I guarantee you aren't allergic to it.
DEFCONwhite
I fucking love msg. Its better than salt!
ThisIsGod
Its so fucking good and MSG gets such a bad rap in the states. It's unfortunate.
ckviper
There was some lady who said that it gave her a headache way back when, which was not the case.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Season your meat before you cook it you mongrels.
jakslasher
There's actually a line of thought that you shouldn't. Drawing out moisture and such.
LVL80CatLady
and cook your aromatics first. it's like they've never fucking cooked before.
ThisIsGod
Lol, Linda told me the other day that shes traveled to many different countries learning how to cook...and then posts this bullshit...
IDoNotBelieveYou
That was a cover. She did travel but to destroy ISIS
LVL80CatLady
I think she meant she traveled to like, Panda Express.
BTheta
I seriously hate this type of comments
LVL80CatLady
Oh, well,then I do apologize if you do not appreciate new information.It's not like you can just press the right arrow and move the fuck on?
BTheta
can say the same thing to you mate