SomeJerk
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Never fight crime on an empty stomach
It's no government secret why Pop Tarts are delicious
The delicious taste of Pop Tarts is no joke
Always remember to grab a quick snack
Never pass up a Pop Tart
Don't cage your hunger
With Pop Tarts you're always the man
Always abide with a balanced breakfast
RelaxYourself
Weird how only Batman is an action figure.
fivetoone
Once you pop you can't stop (yes, I know, wrong company, bite me turds)
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Pop-tarts taste like cardboard covered in sugar.
themanwhoshallforeverbeknownassquigznorsquibblewarblemax
Multi-tart - Corban Dallas, never
SyncingThought
Peanut butter pop tarts are a gift from Jebus.
TheLastNalbinder
I didn't hate them, which is high praise from me, pop-tart wise
DrClaww
"They taste like justice!" - Badman
TheWorldIsATollFreeToilet
HPTradecraft
Nice try, Pop Tart Corporation of America.
DrClaww
Nice try... [munches on pop tart] Nice try, indeed!