Disney Dump 3: Fire and Ash

Mar 22, 2026 4:05 PM

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A single dad who works two jobs, who loves his kid and never stops. With gentle hands and the heart of a fighter...

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#43 Yeah but that involved ordnance and specific terrain. Put her in 1-on-1 Mortal Kombat style tournament... She still does do pretty well, I guess.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 Muppet Treasure Island was a staple as a child.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Save mufasa

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 Hehehe Llamaposting :3

6 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Fuck I'm old.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#11 now don’ start tha’ again!

6 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#3 that's the backstory.

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Gotta change camera angles for the plot.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fantastic dump!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#25 Tadashi.... omg why are we even having this conversation?

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 fun fact: top left is the birth of the pirate accent. The guy that plays long John silver straight up made that accent up.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He didn't just make it up, it's an exaggeration of his native West Country accent. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treasure_Island_(1950_film)#Legacy

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 This is from camera tests done for the first Muppets movie to see what they looked like under natural light. Every time Fozzie spoke, the cows would be absolutely entranced, which would send Jim into a fit of giggles.

I'm so glad this footage exists.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#14 If you were straight it was Demona, if you were gay it was Brooklyn. Or also Demona. Honestly really any of the Gargoyles could've done it for folks depending on your tastes, but hopefully not the dog one.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#25 Tadashi. How is that even a question

6 months ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Bambi's mom, cause its what all the others would have wanted.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I seriously doubt the Lion who eats Savannah deer would care to much about the forest deer living unless he planned to eat her himself.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Two of those aren't even really worth considering given they were already halfway through there already very short lifespans. Wild male lions have an average lifespan of around 10-12 years and female white tail deer closer to 6. Saving either of them gives them 3-5 more years max. Of the two remaining Tadashi is the easy answer because the young man was a genius with the potential to change the world.

6 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Mufasa had scar plotting to kill him, so saving him from one assassination means there's just going to be more. Bambi's mom is always going to be hunted. Ariel still had her father, 6 sisters, and the royal court to love and raise her. Hiro's only living immediate family was his brother, whose death was an accident by the villain's own admission. Tadashi is 100% the only choice

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#12 drakken always was dropping phat beats, yo

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#25 Tashida all day

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#25 Mufasa, cause then i wouldnt have to suffer through the rest of the film.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#25 tadashi or mufasa

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#43

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#25 ………Tadashi

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#25 Tadashi. No question

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quality Maid Marian content up in here!

6 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

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6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, correction, I'm 99% sure but I haven't seen that exact piece before. They have a few Maid Marian pieces though as a knight, all very well done.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 From what I can find, that 4th film is a Soviet animated production from 1988, and I can't find any Disney connection. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treasure_Island_(1988_film) There doesn't seem to be a 4th film adaptation with Disney's involvement, although the Star Wars show Skeleton Crew has been described as a "loose adaptation" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treasure_Island#Adaptations

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#43 Elsa, Mulan , Merida in the order.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#43 And Elsa has literal super powers

6 months ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

So does Rapunzel, particularly if you include the series where her hair gets a kill mode as well.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah, she can pretty much wipe a nation off the map if she wants to.

6 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Oh and here I was thinking of playing the videogame (which Rapunzel would take). But as I understand it, people with actual superpowers routinely lose to some dude with one-liners in Mortal Kombat, so I'm not sure that's an argument for Elsa.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Merida and Pocahontas could probably at least hold their own.

6 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

With ZERO training, and having been told to suppress her powers and never use them her entire life, Elsa managed to:
- Create intelligent, sentient life (Olaf)
- Form a multi-story ice palace
- Create a 15’ ice golem that successfully fended off multiple attackers
- Cause a blizzard on a regional scale
With no training, she pulled that out of nowhere.

Give her six months with the X-Men, and she’d rule the world. Elsa is an omega-level mutant that puts Iceman to shame.

6 months ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

*sapient

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Debatable; did you hear his take on summer?

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is a reason Storm is revered as a literal deity in her home country.

Else probably would even give her a run for her money.

6 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And also created a whole race of sentient snow-imps just by sneezing… no contest

6 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Elsa could have easily conquered the world.

Won't submit? Well, enjoy endless winter in your agricultural regions. We will check back in a year or two and see if you changed your minds.

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There are some bad bitches in that lineup!
Maeve, Mulan, Elsa, and Pocahontas are probably the most capable/deadly of them all.

But Elsa just by her super powers. Mulan, Pocahontas, and Maeve by their skill and grit.

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wait who is Maeve?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn’t that the name of the girl from Brave?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No that's Merida.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, I shit corrected.

Thanks!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mulan used an army she was cheating.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She also held her own in single combat against Shan Yu.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mulan didn't NEED an Army. All she used was a rocket and a landslide.

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The army certainly helped.

Logistics is everything. That rocket came from somewhere.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Technically she used environmental hazards. Without a convenient snow covered mountain to drop on people she is much less of a threat.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sounds like Elsa and Mulan should team up.

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Elsa doesn’t need Milan to cause an avalanche

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Add in Rapunzel as the healer, and you have a viable adventuring party.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And Elsa creates snow-covered mountains so the Mulan vs Elsa match-up might actually be interesting.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Elsa creates snow, she would need a preexisting mountain.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elsa gave sentience to a snowman. Without training and after having suppressed her power all her life. He was a coward but he was also small. She can just made it so bigger it have arms the side of a trunk. That would pump its courage something fierce.
She can also create snow.
This mean that, as long as she have prep time to start the loop (1 make snow, 2 create five snowmen as artisans, 3 make snow, 4 artisans make fighter snowmen, loop from 3), Elsa can have an infinite supply of soldiers.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

True, historically she's been in short supply of those so I guess she could order one online in a pinch.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0