Dec 18, 2012 2:39 PM
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omgbrbicecreamtruck
Id love nothing more than to see this guy whats coming to him. Low life scum
napsmear
Oh I don't need your permission to hate you, I do anyway...........moron.
jaimsvanderbeek
Looks like wikipedia can update its picture for the douche entry.
sblade46
Sounds like a job for Anonymous.
FemaleGuitarist19
I've been in abusive relationships before, at least he was brought to justice. Guys like him shouldn't be allowed to get away with this...
donutgabe
No jokes here.. nothing funny about this. Very brave of her to do this.
WhatDeanerWasTalkingAbout
Agreed. Best of luck to her in future, better relationships.
AFWolf2012
This time I think I will do what the shirt says
kouneli
Scumbag Steve is nothing compared to Scumbag Austin
bitme
Can we get Anonymous on this douchetard?
thesquareskittle
Cool story, bro. Go fuck yourself
Ansgar
Nothing funny to say. This guy should not exist.
CraigTheHoare
Beat him with a baseball bat. In the balls.
TokiToxic
I was beaten by an ex, I took up weight lifting. He took up binge eating. No competition now. BOYS like this need to get it back.
Feench
I fucking despise guys who lay their hands on women. She deserves so much better.
acrobatictortoise
it really wasn't as hard as his shirt implied
simonchas
I just went ahead and did, thank you.
isaacx
What you don't know Austin, is that a hacker can ruin your life.
duhbruh
My name is Austin....damnit ur ruining my name!!!!!!!!!
Dmgctrl
Mine too. I feel for the first time in my life ashamed of my name. :(
DaneBrass
Pretty sure this guy isn't getting much sex anymore.
Stefkowns
He's going to get PLENTY of sex. Just not the sex he's going to want.
BenSparrow
Like chris brown.
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
Austin, I hope you get what's coming to you. His name is Bear and will likely be your cell mate. Hope you like the pretty dress he got you.
StuffABlackGuyWouldSay
Don't often wish for bad things to happen to people but what needs to happen to him rhymes with grape
JohnStoner
816-592-9377
ErebusAres
explain?
His FB: https://www.facebook.com/austin.w.mccauley
not found :/
FartsSmellBad
This guy is sending some pretty strong "douchebag" signals in the pic alone
namerelevanttocomment
Big time. It's like spot the tell: Shirt, stance, finger, earring, hair, smile, arm tatt. Not a good time to be pissing off Anon
psychotherapist
My god, that's impossible, his douche level.....
MetaphoricalFox
I had the same comment in my head before I read yours...
CousinZoidfarb
"Look Austin: it's the Douche Signal!"
Darkcrystalc
Guilty until proven guilty for me.
Blair3d
I believe the correct term is 'Douche Canoe'
Everyone: An update. He's not looking so smug anymore. http://bit.ly/RqZoTf
meth0dz
Any man who beats a woman isn't a man, just a coward who feels insecure about himself.. BTW I hope you burn in hell.
Hey I didn't do anything
AcousticGstring
Someone needs to shove a pine cone up his ass.
cupcakesandunicorns
or a frozen fish and then let it thaw out. the scales ... think about it. i saw it in the ER once on an EMT ride along. so weird.
itsNOSAJ
make it 3
petronius
I'm not advocating vigilante justice, but I'm also not paying close attention. wink.
AgentSuperball
"He fell out the window" "How many times did he fall out the window?" "Don't know, I lost count"
Jalase
If anonymous is here, tell me where he lives and I will walk to his house with a saw. You will never hear from him again.
JonoftheDead
"Just to be clear, this station does NOT endorse vigilante justice. Unless it gets results. Which it will."
Solkir
And he doesn't have a record contract, so we'll probably get most people on our side this time
Dingdongpiripiritoottoot
Hopefully the news travel fast and someone puts him out of his misery. Fucking useless cumbucket.
PurpleThomas
I, on the other, do advocate such and am willing to supply you with all sorts of things.
thegr33nman
Oh, if only I knew where to look for him, I might encourage him to...well let's not go there.
Well, he's in jail now apparently, I guess nobody can do anything to him now. Stupid cops.
desperado318
no one can do anything except all the people that find out hes a girl beater. Even the scum in jail have a hierarchy and hes low on the list
Yeah I'm sure women beating is low on the list of murderers, rapists, etc.
ChainmailChick
"I dunno, officer, he just just went crazy and threw himself down like 18 flights of stairs and into oncoming traffic." >_>
PhobicPanda
if i had a nickel for everytime this happened then i hope im about to get a nickel
Pocketbear
Happens to the best of us. ... And the worst... <_<
OprahIsNotThings
must've just stabbed HIMSELF in the chest 43 times, lit HIMSELF on fire, and thrown HIMSELF off of a bridge while wrapped in a rug...
SeeJay86
So when do we find out where he lives...
obsoleteattribute
I think it's 111 Prison St., Prison City, Prison 12345. If you want to write to him, just send it attention to "dickwad".
I was thinking of a more personal approach and meeting in person...
EllenDegeneres
Take it to 4chan!
PresidentObamaOfficial
4chan is a good place, did you know that it was formerly known as "the internet love machine"?
thoughtisdeathtomeIcannotchoosebutlookonthee
Happy birthday! :D
mennesket
Happy Birthday!
mrjohnson
Mitchadew
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
StringVariable
Happy Birthday! :)
peacockfuta
blueknot
"Go ahead and hate me" Done.
easiest thing i've done all week.
Fapocalypse
Too easy!
Bamtan
"go ahead hit me" in process.
heyimagiraffe
Well, if you insist.
i hate him because now i can't wear underarmor without looking like a tool :( also he's a POS
PunkRage
Still hate him
zarikimbo
I feel kinda special for being the 1000'th upvote for this comment.
horseslaughter
Challenge accepted.
IMIasa
Challenge completed.
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
Not even a challenge.
Eatfishesgethoney
It's simple, we find his facebook, and tell 4Chan.
Stonedmanwalking
I'm sure 4chan can find his facebook.
Icrapthunder
He is arleady in clay county jail, he is from liberty, missouri. Fuck this faggot.
faiora
Don't call him a faggot... >.> it's mean to faggots. Whatever faggots are.
Thornaxe
I think getting put in county jail would only be the tip of the iceberg of what 4chan could do to this bastard.
I have friends that actually know him irl. We've planned something already...
WivesWithKnives
I hope that it involves fire. He'll never look at a candle the same.
doncarlzone
http://imgur.com/U5TnK
ouch
TheUniverseIsLaughingAtMe
In Vegas that costs 500 bucks.
ShotgunBetty
I can hear the "THUDTHUDTHUD" from this gif, i swears it.
marabunta2048
As a guy. Ouch.
terlinna
As a girl, ouch.
red4182
As a penis, OUCH!
Yongasoo
As a pair of balls, OUCH!
madrisimo7
I see this as a very justifiable punishment
littleBLUEheli
Most painful gif ever...
JQuentinEvermann
His hands behind his head suggests to me that he is possibly 1) Japanese 2) Enjoys this 3) Is waiting for the scat to start.
From an anime, so pretty sure it's 1 & 2 in this case; #3 ... ew.
badmojoe
As a guy: I have such a weird boner right now.
telkanuru
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_madohlbRSw1r2a5r0o10_400.gif
Hardest GIF to read. Ever.
I know :( couldn't find a better one.
iRuinFoos
I hate scumbags like this.
SuperMylo64
Yet they still seem to get girls. Another one of life's mysteries (Please don't confuse this with anything other than me hating that dude).
HockeyOnImgurMakesMeHappy
It's b/c they appear dominant and in control, and some women like men like that. The problem is they're TOO dominant and TOO in control.
maphistopfeelies
That's like hella understatement.
LOL @ your username in the context of this comment... but yeah, I agree. This guy is worthless.
advisingwench
Found the story: http://fox4kc.com/2012/12/12/battered-woman-posts-picture-to-facebook-to-call-out-boyfriend/
rugmibackwards
poor girl. she's beautiful
Anononononon
tl;dr version: They lived in a hotel, she has a son, she was texting another man, he slapped her, she punched him, he took a bat to her.
MDznMn
Read the line "I didn't do anything wrong..." and got very sad. Even if she did something wrong, it doesn't justify any form of abuse!
fuzzyplushroom
Yeah, being hit with a bat isn't justified unless she came at him with a knife or something. It /really/ doesn't sound like that happened.
And I would argue that wouldn't even be abuse. I you really feared for your life, it would be self-defense.
Exactly. Self-defense is self-defense, but when there's no violence to provoke it, it's abuse.
fhgurlie3000
I got really excited when I saw "giraffe!" In the comments....
tldrjane
I'm from KC :-X
RangerSloth
up to the top you go!
westerngermany
I would hope that at this point it is EX-boyfriend.
weirdcalculator
Thanks for this. The source link was a deleted thread.
MorticianGuy
You would be surprised how much this happens, and doesn't end up on the news. Why are so many people douchebags?
Audiss
woh 4 year old son at 19.
TransverseHomoclinicPoint
Probably not his kid.
tmsxl
She had the kid at 19...she's 23. He's 19.
She's 23.
Still... man, that's young. I'm 23, and I can't imagine having a 4 year old right now.
Hmm, 19 is ok... If she wanted it this way.
omgbrbicecreamtruck
Id love nothing more than to see this guy whats coming to him. Low life scum
napsmear
Oh I don't need your permission to hate you, I do anyway...........moron.
jaimsvanderbeek
Looks like wikipedia can update its picture for the douche entry.
sblade46
Sounds like a job for Anonymous.
FemaleGuitarist19
I've been in abusive relationships before, at least he was brought to justice. Guys like him shouldn't be allowed to get away with this...
donutgabe
No jokes here.. nothing funny about this. Very brave of her to do this.
WhatDeanerWasTalkingAbout
Agreed. Best of luck to her in future, better relationships.
AFWolf2012
This time I think I will do what the shirt says
kouneli
Scumbag Steve is nothing compared to Scumbag Austin
bitme
Can we get Anonymous on this douchetard?
thesquareskittle
Cool story, bro. Go fuck yourself
Ansgar
Nothing funny to say. This guy should not exist.
CraigTheHoare
Beat him with a baseball bat. In the balls.
TokiToxic
I was beaten by an ex, I took up weight lifting. He took up binge eating. No competition now. BOYS like this need to get it back.
Feench
I fucking despise guys who lay their hands on women. She deserves so much better.
acrobatictortoise
it really wasn't as hard as his shirt implied
simonchas
I just went ahead and did, thank you.
isaacx
What you don't know Austin, is that a hacker can ruin your life.
duhbruh
My name is Austin....damnit ur ruining my name!!!!!!!!!
Dmgctrl
Mine too. I feel for the first time in my life ashamed of my name. :(
DaneBrass
Pretty sure this guy isn't getting much sex anymore.
Stefkowns
He's going to get PLENTY of sex. Just not the sex he's going to want.
BenSparrow
Like chris brown.
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
Austin, I hope you get what's coming to you. His name is Bear and will likely be your cell mate. Hope you like the pretty dress he got you.
StuffABlackGuyWouldSay
Don't often wish for bad things to happen to people but what needs to happen to him rhymes with grape
JohnStoner
816-592-9377
ErebusAres
explain?
JohnStoner
His FB: https://www.facebook.com/austin.w.mccauley
ErebusAres
not found :/
FartsSmellBad
This guy is sending some pretty strong "douchebag" signals in the pic alone
namerelevanttocomment
Big time. It's like spot the tell: Shirt, stance, finger, earring, hair, smile, arm tatt. Not a good time to be pissing off Anon
psychotherapist
My god, that's impossible, his douche level.....
MetaphoricalFox
I had the same comment in my head before I read yours...
CousinZoidfarb
"Look Austin: it's the Douche Signal!"
Darkcrystalc
Guilty until proven guilty for me.
Blair3d
I believe the correct term is 'Douche Canoe'
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
Everyone: An update. He's not looking so smug anymore. http://bit.ly/RqZoTf
meth0dz
Any man who beats a woman isn't a man, just a coward who feels insecure about himself.. BTW I hope you burn in hell.
FartsSmellBad
Hey I didn't do anything
AcousticGstring
Someone needs to shove a pine cone up his ass.
cupcakesandunicorns
or a frozen fish and then let it thaw out. the scales ... think about it. i saw it in the ER once on an EMT ride along. so weird.
itsNOSAJ
make it 3
petronius
I'm not advocating vigilante justice, but I'm also not paying close attention. wink.
AgentSuperball
"He fell out the window" "How many times did he fall out the window?" "Don't know, I lost count"
Jalase
If anonymous is here, tell me where he lives and I will walk to his house with a saw. You will never hear from him again.
JonoftheDead
"Just to be clear, this station does NOT endorse vigilante justice. Unless it gets results. Which it will."
Solkir
And he doesn't have a record contract, so we'll probably get most people on our side this time
Dingdongpiripiritoottoot
Hopefully the news travel fast and someone puts him out of his misery. Fucking useless cumbucket.
PurpleThomas
I, on the other, do advocate such and am willing to supply you with all sorts of things.
thegr33nman
Oh, if only I knew where to look for him, I might encourage him to...well let's not go there.
PurpleThomas
Well, he's in jail now apparently, I guess nobody can do anything to him now. Stupid cops.
desperado318
no one can do anything except all the people that find out hes a girl beater. Even the scum in jail have a hierarchy and hes low on the list
PurpleThomas
Yeah I'm sure women beating is low on the list of murderers, rapists, etc.
ChainmailChick
"I dunno, officer, he just just went crazy and threw himself down like 18 flights of stairs and into oncoming traffic." >_>
PhobicPanda
if i had a nickel for everytime this happened then i hope im about to get a nickel
Pocketbear
Happens to the best of us. ... And the worst... <_<
OprahIsNotThings
must've just stabbed HIMSELF in the chest 43 times, lit HIMSELF on fire, and thrown HIMSELF off of a bridge while wrapped in a rug...
SeeJay86
So when do we find out where he lives...
obsoleteattribute
I think it's 111 Prison St., Prison City, Prison 12345. If you want to write to him, just send it attention to "dickwad".
SeeJay86
I was thinking of a more personal approach and meeting in person...
EllenDegeneres
Take it to 4chan!
PresidentObamaOfficial
4chan is a good place, did you know that it was formerly known as "the internet love machine"?
thoughtisdeathtomeIcannotchoosebutlookonthee
Happy birthday! :D
mennesket
Happy Birthday!
mrjohnson
Happy Birthday!
Mitchadew
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
StringVariable
Happy Birthday! :)
peacockfuta
Happy Birthday!
blueknot
"Go ahead and hate me" Done.
cupcakesandunicorns
easiest thing i've done all week.
Fapocalypse
Too easy!
Bamtan
"go ahead hit me" in process.
heyimagiraffe
Well, if you insist.
desperado318
i hate him because now i can't wear underarmor without looking like a tool :( also he's a POS
PunkRage
Still hate him
zarikimbo
I feel kinda special for being the 1000'th upvote for this comment.
horseslaughter
Challenge accepted.
IMIasa
Challenge completed.
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
Not even a challenge.
Eatfishesgethoney
It's simple, we find his facebook, and tell 4Chan.
Stonedmanwalking
I'm sure 4chan can find his facebook.
Icrapthunder
He is arleady in clay county jail, he is from liberty, missouri. Fuck this faggot.
faiora
Don't call him a faggot... >.> it's mean to faggots. Whatever faggots are.
Thornaxe
I think getting put in county jail would only be the tip of the iceberg of what 4chan could do to this bastard.
Icrapthunder
I have friends that actually know him irl. We've planned something already...
WivesWithKnives
I hope that it involves fire. He'll never look at a candle the same.
doncarlzone
http://imgur.com/U5TnK
itsNOSAJ
ouch
TheUniverseIsLaughingAtMe
In Vegas that costs 500 bucks.
ShotgunBetty
I can hear the "THUDTHUDTHUD" from this gif, i swears it.
marabunta2048
As a guy. Ouch.
terlinna
As a girl, ouch.
red4182
As a penis, OUCH!
Yongasoo
As a pair of balls, OUCH!
madrisimo7
I see this as a very justifiable punishment
littleBLUEheli
Most painful gif ever...
JQuentinEvermann
His hands behind his head suggests to me that he is possibly 1) Japanese 2) Enjoys this 3) Is waiting for the scat to start.
blueknot
From an anime, so pretty sure it's 1 & 2 in this case; #3 ... ew.
badmojoe
As a guy: I have such a weird boner right now.
telkanuru
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_madohlbRSw1r2a5r0o10_400.gif
sblade46
Hardest GIF to read. Ever.
telkanuru
I know :( couldn't find a better one.
iRuinFoos
I hate scumbags like this.
SuperMylo64
Yet they still seem to get girls. Another one of life's mysteries (Please don't confuse this with anything other than me hating that dude).
HockeyOnImgurMakesMeHappy
It's b/c they appear dominant and in control, and some women like men like that. The problem is they're TOO dominant and TOO in control.
maphistopfeelies
That's like hella understatement.
HockeyOnImgurMakesMeHappy
LOL @ your username in the context of this comment... but yeah, I agree. This guy is worthless.
advisingwench
Found the story: http://fox4kc.com/2012/12/12/battered-woman-posts-picture-to-facebook-to-call-out-boyfriend/
rugmibackwards
poor girl. she's beautiful
Anononononon
tl;dr version: They lived in a hotel, she has a son, she was texting another man, he slapped her, she punched him, he took a bat to her.
MDznMn
Read the line "I didn't do anything wrong..." and got very sad. Even if she did something wrong, it doesn't justify any form of abuse!
fuzzyplushroom
Yeah, being hit with a bat isn't justified unless she came at him with a knife or something. It /really/ doesn't sound like that happened.
MDznMn
And I would argue that wouldn't even be abuse. I you really feared for your life, it would be self-defense.
fuzzyplushroom
Exactly. Self-defense is self-defense, but when there's no violence to provoke it, it's abuse.
fhgurlie3000
I got really excited when I saw "giraffe!" In the comments....
tldrjane
I'm from KC :-X
RangerSloth
up to the top you go!
westerngermany
I would hope that at this point it is EX-boyfriend.
weirdcalculator
Thanks for this. The source link was a deleted thread.
MorticianGuy
You would be surprised how much this happens, and doesn't end up on the news. Why are so many people douchebags?
Audiss
woh 4 year old son at 19.
TransverseHomoclinicPoint
Probably not his kid.
tmsxl
She had the kid at 19...she's 23. He's 19.
Fapocalypse
She's 23.
HockeyOnImgurMakesMeHappy
Still... man, that's young. I'm 23, and I can't imagine having a 4 year old right now.
Fapocalypse
Hmm, 19 is ok... If she wanted it this way.