Fools all of you, the titan sub was sent as an offer to the great God Ursonate. Kurt Schwitters, was the first to pray to this God in his forty minute poem of the same name. Henceforth deep down in the blackness of the ocean deep the begin to call fümmsböwötaazaa Zee Ooo Kwiee Rakette Rinzekette nnzz Kürr müü and the great Ursonate rose from the depths and ate its sacrifice to which the coast gaurd asked "was it good" to which it replied "send more billionaires" or I made this all up like her.
GallusTadius
Fools! They were after the Byzantium!
varyael
wobblecopterrrr
Glenda knows too much, she’s next…
redsmerf
WoofBastard
I'm really impressed. She didn't mention Nibiru once.
Cabreza
It’s Facebook so I can’t even tell if this is satire
Drachenomics
I bet she thinks the earth is flat too.
TheOneTrueZippy8
GNiko
Glenda needs to calm down about 73-77%.
evenelectronicbrainpancakecrystalelderly
yeah, could stand to take about 75% off 'er over there...
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
She's obviously off her meds. Ill-advised in her case
zeacorzeppelin10
Fools all of you, the titan sub was sent as an offer to the great God Ursonate. Kurt Schwitters, was the first to pray to this God in his forty minute poem of the same name. Henceforth deep down in the blackness of the ocean deep the begin to call fümmsböwötaazaa Zee Ooo Kwiee Rakette Rinzekette nnzz Kürr müü and the great Ursonate rose from the depths and ate its sacrifice to which the coast gaurd asked "was it good" to which it replied "send more billionaires" or I made this all up like her.
IDoPictureStuff
I did like where you were going with that though.
zeacorzeppelin10
Aw, why thank you. The Ursonate is a Dada sound poem by Kurt Schwitters, too.