May 15, 2021 5:08 PM
navyjeff
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respectthehyphen
RummageSaleBubbler
No selfies
snooch2thegouch
TarrkertheNewt
The same? No. Similar? Yes. This is a lesson I feel that modern folks need to relearn. :)
AtsaMattaForMe
FAVEcolourGREY
I think this gif was born before Tom Holland
SteveMND
Relevant: https://youtu.be/9oyztTPvu64
ultradongle
Quick question, am I the only one thought the dude playing Baron Zemo and Bucky were the same actor? Thought it was some Patty Duke shit.
Turbolibros
NichePharmer
Is this.... foreshadowing?
PraiseThePook
If people are willing to pay how is it harming you? Just don't be a customer.
RedAppleSoda
We say “teach boys not to rape women” but what we actually teach boys is that women’s bodies are goods to be bought, controlled, and used.
Yeah... I don't think EVERYTHING is about subjugation. Not saying there aren't problems, just that maybe a person's choice is their own.
370zSteve
Did someone say Spider-Man thread???
coothlesscthulhuwastaken
Jackofslayers
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
+1 for getting Spider-Man right.
Strangedays2026
Stupid Sexy Spiderman...
RenaissanceFaireMan
Erutanmi
Except clothed.
softballguy
Iamnotwhoyouthinkiamiamgroot
redpandabanana
MacDaddySmitt
Allanonshea1
I will never not laugh at the “what the fuck did he just... whatever he’s helping my point”
Noted.
iamthisguy247
MyGreatestFearBoner
And....yoink*
jherazob
v
MegaDeuce
I never understood why he didn't get some manual labor job. An 8-hour construction shift would be literally nothing for him.
Jaron58
Or teach
Or he could deliver pizzas!
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Why would he?
50m31AW
"8 hour shift" answers that. Peter is notoriously unreliable, flakey, late, & disappears often bc he's busy being Spider-Man. Freelance 1/
work is the only type of job he can keep & Spidey photography for the Bugle combines work with Spider-Man so he actually has time for it 2/2
Makes sense.
goflyblind
TrueLegateDamar
I heard they cut this scene because they expected JK Simmons to be out of shape but actually fit the suit perfectly.
punmastery
CosplayComet
ACTUALLY.... OnlyFans is ripping off Peter Parker.
Housemaster
w00tberrypie
getotterhere
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
if you think outfits like onlyfans haven't existed since the wider populace has had telephones made available, I have news for you.
AlkeneThiol
OF is the most user-friendly way to show off your body and have people pay for it in modern times
This girl I have casual sex with told me some guy from OF bought her $100 worth of stuff from pokemoncenter
Yes, it's the latest iteration of a thing which has existed since quite a bit before spiderman was a thing
Shit, you're right.
And, to a lesser degree, Clark Kent, as he often writes news articles about his alter ego, Superman.
DakotaWolf
More like supports those stories with Lois. Pretty sure she just takes them from him "listen Smallville you can't just write about yourself"
That's fair.
KinetoPlay
In modern Superman comics Clark actually makes a point to focus on the little people and shed light on the ignored.
RhamnusiaThePaladin
(And it's Lois who gets the all exclusive and Jimmy who gets the photos. Clark ensures their employment)
I think in some Clark also holds himself accountable as a critic writing about how Supes could handle things better & stuff like that
secretdpp
Newer Clark for certain. Earth 1 Clark is the best. Actually uses his super genius mind to help science on the side and does the reporter
Thing so he can take his 6'4" linebacker build on war correspondent assignments. And he doesnt pretend hes a shy nerd either. He seems aware
RummageSaleBubbler
No selfies
snooch2thegouch
TarrkertheNewt
The same? No. Similar? Yes. This is a lesson I feel that modern folks need to relearn. :)
AtsaMattaForMe
FAVEcolourGREY
I think this gif was born before Tom Holland
SteveMND
Relevant: https://youtu.be/9oyztTPvu64
ultradongle
Quick question, am I the only one thought the dude playing Baron Zemo and Bucky were the same actor? Thought it was some Patty Duke shit.
Turbolibros
NichePharmer
Is this.... foreshadowing?
PraiseThePook
If people are willing to pay how is it harming you? Just don't be a customer.
RedAppleSoda
We say “teach boys not to rape women” but what we actually teach boys is that women’s bodies are goods to be bought, controlled, and used.
PraiseThePook
Yeah... I don't think EVERYTHING is about subjugation. Not saying there aren't problems, just that maybe a person's choice is their own.
370zSteve
Did someone say Spider-Man thread???
coothlesscthulhuwastaken
370zSteve
Jackofslayers
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
+1 for getting Spider-Man right.
Strangedays2026
Stupid Sexy Spiderman...
RenaissanceFaireMan
Erutanmi
Except clothed.
RenaissanceFaireMan
softballguy
Iamnotwhoyouthinkiamiamgroot
redpandabanana
MacDaddySmitt
Allanonshea1
I will never not laugh at the “what the fuck did he just... whatever he’s helping my point”
MacDaddySmitt
Noted.
iamthisguy247
MyGreatestFearBoner
And....yoink*
jherazob
MegaDeuce
I never understood why he didn't get some manual labor job. An 8-hour construction shift would be literally nothing for him.
Jaron58
Or teach
RenaissanceFaireMan
Or he could deliver pizzas!
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Why would he?
50m31AW
"8 hour shift" answers that. Peter is notoriously unreliable, flakey, late, & disappears often bc he's busy being Spider-Man. Freelance 1/
50m31AW
work is the only type of job he can keep & Spidey photography for the Bugle combines work with Spider-Man so he actually has time for it 2/2
MegaDeuce
Makes sense.
goflyblind
RenaissanceFaireMan
TrueLegateDamar
I heard they cut this scene because they expected JK Simmons to be out of shape but actually fit the suit perfectly.
punmastery
CosplayComet
ACTUALLY.... OnlyFans is ripping off Peter Parker.
Housemaster
w00tberrypie
getotterhere
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
if you think outfits like onlyfans haven't existed since the wider populace has had telephones made available, I have news for you.
AlkeneThiol
OF is the most user-friendly way to show off your body and have people pay for it in modern times
AlkeneThiol
This girl I have casual sex with told me some guy from OF bought her $100 worth of stuff from pokemoncenter
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
Yes, it's the latest iteration of a thing which has existed since quite a bit before spiderman was a thing
navyjeff
Shit, you're right.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
And, to a lesser degree, Clark Kent, as he often writes news articles about his alter ego, Superman.
DakotaWolf
More like supports those stories with Lois. Pretty sure she just takes them from him "listen Smallville you can't just write about yourself"
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
That's fair.
KinetoPlay
In modern Superman comics Clark actually makes a point to focus on the little people and shed light on the ignored.
RhamnusiaThePaladin
(And it's Lois who gets the all exclusive and Jimmy who gets the photos. Clark ensures their employment)
50m31AW
I think in some Clark also holds himself accountable as a critic writing about how Supes could handle things better & stuff like that
secretdpp
Newer Clark for certain. Earth 1 Clark is the best. Actually uses his super genius mind to help science on the side and does the reporter
secretdpp
Thing so he can take his 6'4" linebacker build on war correspondent assignments. And he doesnt pretend hes a shy nerd either. He seems aware