Even if his only fan is J. Jonah Jameson

May 15, 2021 5:08 PM

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respectthehyphen

No selfies

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The same? No. Similar? Yes. This is a lesson I feel that modern folks need to relearn. :)

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I think this gif was born before Tom Holland

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Relevant: https://youtu.be/9oyztTPvu64

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Quick question, am I the only one thought the dude playing Baron Zemo and Bucky were the same actor? Thought it was some Patty Duke shit.

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Is this.... foreshadowing?

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If people are willing to pay how is it harming you? Just don't be a customer.

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We say “teach boys not to rape women” but what we actually teach boys is that women’s bodies are goods to be bought, controlled, and used.

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Yeah... I don't think EVERYTHING is about subjugation. Not saying there aren't problems, just that maybe a person's choice is their own.

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Did someone say Spider-Man thread???

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+1 for getting Spider-Man right.

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Stupid Sexy Spiderman...

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Except clothed.

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I will never not laugh at the “what the fuck did he just... whatever he’s helping my point”

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Noted.

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And....yoink*

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I never understood why he didn't get some manual labor job. An 8-hour construction shift would be literally nothing for him.

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Or teach

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Or he could deliver pizzas!

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Why would he?

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"8 hour shift" answers that. Peter is notoriously unreliable, flakey, late, & disappears often bc he's busy being Spider-Man. Freelance 1/

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work is the only type of job he can keep & Spidey photography for the Bugle combines work with Spider-Man so he actually has time for it 2/2

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Makes sense.

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I heard they cut this scene because they expected JK Simmons to be out of shape but actually fit the suit perfectly.

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ACTUALLY.... OnlyFans is ripping off Peter Parker.

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if you think outfits like onlyfans haven't existed since the wider populace has had telephones made available, I have news for you.

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OF is the most user-friendly way to show off your body and have people pay for it in modern times

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This girl I have casual sex with told me some guy from OF bought her $100 worth of stuff from pokemoncenter

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Yes, it's the latest iteration of a thing which has existed since quite a bit before spiderman was a thing

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Shit, you're right.

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And, to a lesser degree, Clark Kent, as he often writes news articles about his alter ego, Superman.

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More like supports those stories with Lois. Pretty sure she just takes them from him "listen Smallville you can't just write about yourself"

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That's fair.

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In modern Superman comics Clark actually makes a point to focus on the little people and shed light on the ignored.

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(And it's Lois who gets the all exclusive and Jimmy who gets the photos. Clark ensures their employment)

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I think in some Clark also holds himself accountable as a critic writing about how Supes could handle things better & stuff like that

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Newer Clark for certain. Earth 1 Clark is the best. Actually uses his super genius mind to help science on the side and does the reporter

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Thing so he can take his 6'4" linebacker build on war correspondent assignments. And he doesnt pretend hes a shy nerd either. He seems aware

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