My favourite green text

Nov 16, 2017 10:02 AM

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FP edit: wow, you guys got a shit post to the front page ( no pun intended).
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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i love this so much, doesn't matter how much it is reposted, it is fucking funny

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm in the middle of class and you just don't understand how hard I am trying not to laugh like a crazed lunatic right now

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg is where I lose it. First time I read this was at work and I couldn't contain myself.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

Im at work right now and im fucking dying, called my cousin over and he proceeds to do the same xD

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This shit made me snicker

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have never laughed this hard before. Kudos OP.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BRB, going to get some fiber bars

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't forget the pickles and sugar-free gummy bears.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

im glad we can all agree this is the peak level of cleanliness we should all strive to achieve

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I had a nickel everytime I had to "hang onto the shower curtain and pray," I'd be in the top 5% net worth in the US. +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LOL I lost my shit at “yelling in German”. v

8 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 9

And they lost their shit shortly after

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

lost it at "iwasn'tevenin'nam.jpg"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm crying in laughter

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jesus christ I'm crying.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hang on to the shower curtain and pray... that, that got me laughing full on.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

...mother fucking gondorcallsforaid.rar

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love me some pickles.

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Iunderstandthisreference.mp3

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

“My guts are yelling German”

8 years ago | Likes 322 Dislikes 4

MEIN LEBEN!!!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

as a german, i found that funny.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

KRANKENWAGEN!!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ICH LIEBE DICH!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

"ACH! DIE GRÖSSE SCHEISSE IST INCOMMEN"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This always makes me laugh.

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8 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 3

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

that's the first time I've seen that saying online. Usually only hear it irl... like the sayings "useless as tits on a bull" or "piss warm"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Start adding fiber slowly and drink lots of water.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Completely clean is what got me, I havn’t laughed like that for months! Thanks @OP

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every time I see this I have to stop reading halfway through so I don't get in trouble at work

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Say alone in a car while reading this, cry laughing like a psycho

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8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Ohhh hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

DRINK WATER PAL

8 years ago | Likes 256 Dislikes 0

I don’t think so pal

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I ain't your pal friend..

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 1

I ain't your friend pal...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

but don't you want to be?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This!

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 13

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

This has been around for years

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for sharing your wisdom

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucking lost it the first time I read this. Honest to god, I could not breath.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

This was the first time I read it... I need to take some proper deep breaths now.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That was gold my friend.

8 years ago | Likes 413 Dislikes 6

I love this one

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree: this is exactly what pooping gold feels like.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

More like brown

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I lost it at "blacking out"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Gondorcallaforaid.rar never fails to make me smile

8 years ago | Likes 234 Dislikes 4

And Rohan will answer! Muster the Rohirrim!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I couldn't breath by the time I got to that part, it didn't help.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

What was going on in that colon:

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why does it need to be compressed!?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Mountaintop signal fires are really low bitrate.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0