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Sauce: https://twitter.com/JohnWDean/status/1339445517525286912?s=20
Dec 17, 2020 2:05 PM
AlienJeffries81
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Sauce: https://twitter.com/JohnWDean/status/1339445517525286912?s=20
DCNR
The facepalm you give when your son fails so spectacularly even though you basically did the whole project for him.
Panserclaw
Please be real!!
evilspyre
Its not real, the subtitles do not match what is being said in Russian.
TheGreatHale
@op they are discussing pork production. Not that exciting honestly.
SomebodyThatIsntMe
Muggs777
This is Russia's Minister of Agriculture suggesting they should export more pork to muslim countries
Nykidemus
Yikes
JeffreyBarter
Also your rephrasing reminds me of how my family members sometimes do that, to spice things up.
JeffreyBarter
Do not sell it like that, the minister did not know that Indonesia is a muslim country. He did not say "EXPORT PORK TO MUSLIM COUNTRIES"
chromed
So he's a slightly diferrent kind of idiot?
LarsVonZen
So not an asshole but rather just an idiot
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
How did Indonesia even get roped into this? I doubt 90% of his base even know where Indonesia is.
SmoeAhsolse
Gathered from the other comments, the original dialogue is discussing exports to Indonesia.
Snowdogsbitch
People miss what's said in first pic in that "Doubt it's right translation".But the text in the video is hilarious if only it was true
foolishimmortal
i know someone who needs to see this every day for the rest of his life
Cebrail
I wish it was
gkgr8dyna32000
It’s not it’s probably about economic expansion into Asia... from the couple of words they said
gkgr8dyna32000
The funny part was the guy said Korea Putin said something the guy said South Korea, what’s the difference...
MacKelvey
Excuse me... the new conference was at a landscaping business. The sex shop just happens to be next door.
HannibalHoseth
....Which is why they said “they held a press conference by a sex shop”.....by and next-door are interchangeable
TheWeebleWobler
Wasn't it called Cousins R Us?
TK421isAFK
No, that's in Arkansas. They actually voted for Trump, too, so....
alcaray
comedic license
JustFeedMePieDammit
They’re like Starbucks, just appearing out of nowhere. Starfucks
DonL9
This. It's not like they haven't hacked all the emails planning the event.
imabigasstree
He did say "by a sex shop" so
PicassoCT
We shouldnt kink shame- even a president who is into humilation
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
Without the kraken part I would have believed it easily.
Eammeny
Sadly I wasn't 100% sure that they didn't say this at first.
Holo82
my littel russian: review on trade of agricultural prodcuts, and the talker wants to export pork to indonesia, which made putin laugh
ResplendientXHunter
That's almost better than the imagined conversation. Almost.
nostradumasss
I, for one, prefer to think it's real...
ResplendientXHunter
So many of us want this to be real...
SomebodyThatIsntMe
is no lie, comrade
rcgom
i'm sure a real conversation (or many) with this content did happen, even if this isn't it.
AlienJeffries81
Moscow hot topic now: what will they do with the access & control they have of American computer networks?
ZomBob13
It's at least more real than anything Trump has said
LordOfThePenguin
Someone on another repost of this gave a rough translation- they’re talking about the export of pork. The joke is about Indonesia not 1/
LordOfThePenguin
being a big market because they’re predominantly Muslim, then what follows more pork-reared humor. Sadly 2/2
RogueLanguageModel
its unrelated to trump, they're just talking economics
Youmaynotagree
Sure, but it is in fact not. They're talking about pork exports.
samlipsack
Real or not rest assured they are laughing at the USA.
areis30
Well, in the original they were talking about pork, so the subtitles aren't that off, since these are refering to a pig. lmao
bl0ke
New Downfall meme is excellent.
GodEmperorOfImgur
Seeing Putin laugh is... weird.
player0ne
They're talking about pork exports to Asia and how they shouldn't fall behind in competition for that export. Caption's are just a joke.
MaxlRose
I have not been happy with Russia because of the role they played in giving us Trump. Then I thought, what a burn it has been, nice one.
HenryLongfellowIII
John Dean too. LOL.
MeAnd2Bs
This is the guy who made it: https://twitter.com/JaredPushner
Jakedabrake
The real one is funny too. The minister suggests exporting pork to Muslim countries and Putin makes fun of him
Julemanden
Minister proposes to sell pork to Muslim countries. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=elXoWPC2wBU
codefatguy
Putin is laughing and because the minister wants to export Pork to Muslim countries.
MrTay
You’ve obviously never heard Putin’s conspiracies whenever there’s an election. This is exactly what he does also with a side of poison
unhelpfulrobot
Why is it so much funnier to say "release a kraken" rather than "release the kraken"?
travisdylan
It's like Tony Stark quipping "We have A Hulk" rather than "We have THE Hulk."
SmoeAhsolse
Humor has two parts: the expectation and the surprise. You've heard "the" used there many times (expect) so "a" is unusual to you (surp).
james20192
The translation is totally fake. They're talking about pork and exports nothing to do with the United States or Trump
Ardback
I laughed anyway...
IDontCareAtAllButIShould
Everyone knows that.
thewiggins
*almost everyone
Valaar
Well they say "Indonesia" at the right moment. So it's not *totally* fake
james20192
You are technically correct, and technically that's the best kind of correct
22087meinePLZ
Just out of my mind it looks like the the video where one minister says they want a export pork meet to country X and Putin laughs and says
SuperRockinMrMagic
It is
22087meinePLZ
That country x is muslim and they dont eat meat. I think it was Malaysia or the Phillipines
BaklavaMatatas
Don't eat meat? You mean pork tho
22087meinePLZ
I said pork meat in my first comment
HiddenSanity
If I recall correctly, if you say 'don't eat meat' in Russian it can refer to the most recent meat mentioned as well as meat in general?
BaklavaMatatas
I don't know any Russian, but Muslims definitely eat meat
JeffreyBarter
It was about not eating pork in Indonesia.
22087meinePLZ
Just checked, it was the clip and the country is Indonesia https://youtu.be/m55HKChS2zk
wabitgirl
I hate that the US and Russians both have supervillains as leaders, but Russia gets a bond villain and America gets ubertantrum baby.
MrSmilingDeath
Well, for future reference, Philippines is Catholic/Christian
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MrSmilingDeath
That's...Indonesia...not the Philippines...
LightningMcQueef
Not everywhere
MrSmilingDeath
Of course, but it is predominantly so, enough that it wouldn't be considered a "Muslim country".
TuckerTheGuy
Indonesia. Philippines and Filipinos cannot survive without pork. Source: mi madre, she be Cebuano.
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
That and your fucking spaghetti hot dogs... It's delicious, I'm not knocking it, but there is NOTHING more philippino than that
Iamyourcaptainnow
That's correct. Bali is Indonesia as well and the Hindus there eat tons of pork but no beef.
maddropgek
philipines are catholic mostly, arent they?
sturmhauke
Catholics are a large majority, but there is a significant Muslim population in the south.
TuckerTheGuy
Yep. Die hards. But they include a lot of local beliefs in there, so it's a strange mutant form of Catholicism.