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Source: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-man-jailed-after-dispute-over-hedgehog-leads-to-armed-confrontation/
"A Florida man was arrested on aggravated assault charges after he allegedly armed himself with a machete and a baseball bat during a dispute with his son about a hedgehog"
Breaking News..Machete Bat the weapon of choice of Florida-Man
wilsonflanges
Should be an Olympic event.
imRonBurgundy26
When i read the title...i was hoping the hedgehog was the one that was armed
Gilgamech
Get your Machete Bats here. Just $129.99! Order them now! Must be 18+, or live in Florida.
kustomkirk
FLORIDA!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!
CompoundSentence
Just an observation, but the weight distribution on that would make it quite unwieldy.
hanshotthird
Good old Florida Man.
goneinsloppyseconds
Sonic is a sand-bagging son of a bitch and he likely had it coming.
Crumply
bachete
PotassiumLover
Machat
IamtheFloridaMan
Si
iwillupvoteYOU
A mat
snarkface
http://imgur.com/85rjAA0
KristiFlorida
I'm beginning to think I picked the wrong username
ElephantsFootOfDirtyLaundry
At least nobody will mess with you. "Never go up against a Floridian when "crazed" is in the headline."
Xeires
He was using the bat and machete to push his wheelchair.
IamtheFloridaMan
Um, if a Florida man is in a wheelchair then he is automatically a homeless veteran.
DeviatedPrevert
because of course it is fucking florida ... it had to be florida
IamtheFloridaMan
What!????!
Xeires
Poor Florida.
IamtheFloridaMan
Nope