Texts from Superheroes

Nov 8, 2017 1:51 AM

ZombieGeese

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Texting with Wonder Woman

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I read all those Batman ones in Kevin conroy's voice

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This guy better start making Korg texts.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did no one see in #10...The service provider....

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

What happened to the 80s... Cocaine... Cocaine happened

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A free hat AND getting stuck with a hot poker!? Man Thor is so lucky!

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Would Constantine prefer being cursed with boob than shit his pants

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mystique's icon changes with every message. Bravo

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I scrolled comments til i found this. Thank you for noticing that genius.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I love that Mystique's display pic changes each time.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

holy shit, who keeps making these?? who keeps upvoting them????

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Beats me, it's the absolute shitties content on imgur by far

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, these are new. Niice. Love it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It's like a wet hug.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*takes forever to read some* *Load 40 more images* THAT WAS ONLY 10 IMAGES? WTF WHY SO MANY

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wolverine being Jesus needs to be cannon. like yesterday.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you, @OP.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 4

Fake

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why do I hear Lego Batman voice for all of Batman’s lines?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#8 spidey's a player tho

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We all could use more of thors up for anything attitude. Free hats rule!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He is of bad clay

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#5 just makes me feel bad for Superman.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"Then im the guy from Mortal Combat"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wanna know how old wolverine is? Literally the first human to evolve... Not a joke, marviel was dumb

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Verily.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone else remember that show Krypto the Superdog? I think there was a super fast cat in it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 217 Dislikes 2

This gif has been impounded

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

THERE ARE NO FINGERPRINTS DEEP UNDERWATER

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Batmetal!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ON THIS, THE DARKEST OF FRIDAYS

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

That's just gold

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I feel like Thor would enjoy ANY holiday the US has. "The lights representing the weapons of your independence war are beautiful and

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

symbolic! And these meats cooked outdoors are delicious and plentiful" *months later* "A day for planting trees! AMAZING!"

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"So, you put on disguises to hide from evil spirits, and engage in drunken revelry? And children threaten mischief for candy? How bold!"

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

“And then you threaten children with tidings of fossilized wood if they are insolent?”

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Took me a second to get #7.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

I shall cut the pie in two and both men shall receive....Death. I'll eat the pie.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Care to explain?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

See the others, but note the character is Capt. Marvel, who uses the phrase "SHAZAM" -- the S of which comes from Solomon (and his Wisdom)

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think it's in the bible. King Solomon was judging an argument between two women. Both claimed the baby was her own, but one was lying 1/?

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

So he said, cut the baby into two and let each mother have a pice. The real mother said no since she wanted to baby to love. So she won.

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

And they named him lover boy!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't believe I actually just read all of these thousands of fucking fucking cringey text messages. It's so bad, why did I enjoy it?!

8 years ago | Likes 429 Dislikes 16

because you know they're not real.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Verily.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're hilarious.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Peter really does need a new job which he got in the comics but geez.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Try this one on for size. https://imgur.com/user/peetaablah/favorites/ZEjZ0

8 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

hard pass...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?1

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jerk

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would you upload all of those rather than just using the webpage those are from?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fukkin saved

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

jesus...

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I'm going in...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0