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What being beyond drunk looks like
#saltylanguage #drunk #sodrunk #sickphone
Apr 16, 2019 7:02 PM
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#saltylanguage #drunk #sodrunk #sickphone
AgentOrangeJuice
Xanax? Xanax.
ElSuperbeasto
Note the clubbed appearance of the thumbnails usually found in chronic smokers. She’s been smoking for at least 20 of her 25 years on earth.
azazyel
Come on, I got us an Uber.
Rihn
Lucky swipe. No? Sorry. I'll leave.
hardlyfatal
That's really pitiable.
dmay1210
At first, I thought she was contemplating whether to have another smoke, and rereading warnings on pack. Sadly, not the case...
Sweepsteaks
Shes just loves her pack of smokes thats all.
YouShouldntBeWorriedAboutThisColonyofHerpesInfectedMonkeys
I hope she consented to this being on the intertubes after she sobered up.... otherwise, this could mess someones life up.
TwoStupidDogs
Joke will be on u when the Marlboro man texts her back
tegfdd77
Screaming Cowboy returning your call
HereDueToYourOnePeskyDownVote
So they do cause cancer!!
FearInoculum
I like it how she pressed the home button too lol
Imgurhead
As casino surveillance I see this from time to time when someone is 86’d but allowed to remain inside until their ride shows up.
superlite27
Scrollboros
thanksfoenothing
They're password protected.
UhLeon
E-mailboros
Septagrim
Me trying to use my phone in my dreams.
Krashtestdummy
guti41
She’s trying to find a place that’ll deliver cigarettes
Scoobthedood
You can say she’s a mess-aican! Jajaja
RetroRicki
I like how she scrolls to what she wants to see, clicks it, and begins to read
ps238principal
Scarily, I have a feeling that in some future world, this will actually DO something.
SoraHjort
It could be a Cigarette Box Phone Case... which is apparently a thing the cig companies license out for now.
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
It is doing something. She's browsing through her cigarettes.
soulsick
You can't swipe left for the cancer to go away.
ilovecosmetics
The new iCig! Swipe N Smoke!
Tigersterne
*black out belt
Vestedbenefits
Her phone is in mint condition.
MrStealUrMemes
Is she doing the tinder?
BlimpDick
New cigs who dis
digitalist1
Cancer.
MyOldUserNameMeantUndeadCocaineButNowItsThis
My gran lived a pretty good life 2 packs a day till the age of 82. My uncle never touched anything remotly harmful and died of cancer at 52.
digitalist1
I think that's just chance, people roll the dice everyday. Your grandma probably had the longevity gene idk
furnitureandeffects
ChrisLitts
Well played good sir
levijom
Did she get a match?
Hammertulski
Nah, too many filters. Was only looking for 100s or members of Parliament.
lookitupyourself
Underrated comment right here. But yes, with a fairly straight up fellow
samtherat6
It’s a shame how getting this shitfaced is socially acceptable.
lookitupyourself
Maybe you're just turning 19 and starting to see the world for what it actually looks like, instead of your childhood expectations.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Go home, Angela
Cuckoldcameraman
Is it really?
WillJeSuis
I thought so, you always hear about how people brag about how wasted they get or stories they have of friends doing really stupid things and
WillJeSuis
just pass it off as fun as well as drinking to the point where they can't remember and that is apparently a good thing.
r2droo2
There could be more than alcohol going on here. She's pretty out of it. I would guess booze mixed with pills. Xanax maybe.
jonestown
good call
theyar
Yeah she's not fumbling or falling over, she's hallucinating.
Lemongello
Looks like half a joint in the cellophane of the cigarette pack too
overdrive55
Damn. Your eyesight is remarkable!