When it's three weeks till payday and you have 50 dollars in your account

May 9, 2016 3:59 PM

ReddNeck

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Is that you Antuzzi?

10 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I can PayPal you a few hundred this Friday if you really need it.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

What did you do!?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This, but my friend finds out if he got his dream job on the 16th. Bye money I knew ye well

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a lot of potatoes, a some ramen, and maybe some multi-vitamins.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

peanut butter, ramen, maybe some celery, you're gold, bro. you'll have money left over for a handle of cheap vodka

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit. This is me every day of every month.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ALLLLLLLLLL WEEK, EVERY WEEK!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What job pays that infrequently?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just paid my school... Now I have 2,45€ for rest of the month.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anybody who is struggling to be healthy for ultra-cheap: http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/19320248.2015.1045675

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 weeks!? holy fuck man

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How often do you get paid?! Once a month?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is actually a really high quality gif that I've always wanted. Thanks, OP. Also....you will survive!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Protip: never take a job that pays monthly, unless it pays REALLY FUCKING WELL.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tom Cruise was great in this. Take a step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I WILL MASSACRE YOU!! I'M TALKING SCORCHED EARTH, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I've seen that scene, but I seriously need to watch the whole movie.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You not gone make it bruh

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

heres my farm mothafucka

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm lucky I get paid weekly, I would be broke as fuck after the first week.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get paid once a month. You learn to pay all your bills the first week after your paycheck.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't you like, own a power plant or something?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well some poeple manage to survive 2 month with 50 $ in a country cover by mine and sand

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

well yea, cause no one wants to be there, of course shit's cheap

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted May 12, 2016 2:11 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

is that high or low?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Both. America.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

800 a month was what I was paying in Missouri.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow with this you could live in a nice italian house by the sea, are you nuts ?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, I don't live there anymore.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RDJ did a great job in that movie.

10 years ago | Likes 294 Dislikes 1

What movie?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tropic Thunder

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it true he's giving up the mantle of iron man?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(disclaimer: I haven't watched it yet.) I STILL DO NOT BELIEVE THAT IS FUCKING RDJ

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you watch it yet?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So did Tom Cruise.

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Yes indeed, in fact I think that was one of his best roles to date.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I thought he absolutely nailed it. I laugh so much watching that movie. I watch it every chance I get. "What do YOU mean 'you people'!?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't know it was him till the credits rolled.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

or, you know, use a credit card for a while

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sounds like a great way to end up in crippling debt!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is literally exactly what credit cards are for though: when you have guaranteed funds coming in, just not currently available

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Credit cards are good for large purchases that you just need time to pay off. Not "I just got my check and it's all gone."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The problem is that if you have a negative cash flow and use a credit card, you then have negative cash flow and debt.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Obviously. That doesn't seem to be the situation here though. I don't understand your point. Are you just universally anti-credit? Seems odd

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how I read OP, is all.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are bad with money.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 11

or... unexpected shit happens... cause ya know, Life.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

People who are good with money plan for rainy days. :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

when you live paycheck to paycheck you can barely plan to take a shit. sometimes you get to put some back but you end up spending on (blank)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that you have been putting off for a year

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm well aware what it's like to be American poor. I'm also well aware that I and others in those situations handle money poorly.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2