Confused about building muscle? You've come to the right place.

Aug 9, 2016 9:47 PM

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Muscle building is a controversial topic at best and a confusing one to most. With so many different companies claiming their supplements or specific style of workout builds the most muscle, it's easy to become confused among it all. So I'll attempt to explain how to train optimally and eat right to set you on your way to that beach body you've always dreamed of. First though, some sciencey stuff.

Muscle hypertrophy (growth) is split into two main types. Sarcoplasmic hypertrophy which means growth by increased glycogen storage within cells (actual muscle size) and Myofibril hypertrophy which means increased number of proteins (actin & myosin) within the muscle fibers (strength of the muscles). These two types of growth never occur by themselves, but a majority can be stimulated by certain training rep ranges. It is generally agreed among scientists and bodybuilding gurus that the rep range of 1-6 induces myofibril hypertrophy with a reduced amount of sarcoplasmic hypertrophy and the rep range of 8-12 induces sarcoplasmic hypertrophy with a reduced amount of myofibril hypertrophy. It is important to note though, neither types occur independent of the other so the myth that bodybuilders aren't strong is just that, a myth. Arnold Schwarzenegger, perhaps the most famous bodybuilder of all time, is noted to have deadlifted over 700 lbs. And its easy to see that powerlifters and strongmen also carry a fair bit of muscle mass.

So how about implementing this protocol? Well if you've asked any gym bro how they work out they'll often tell you that they have a day for arms, chest, shoulders, back etc but In fact this is a very inefficient way to train for most people. To progress as efficiently as possible a workout split such as lower body, upper body then an off day and repeat is much better as this can in turn increase total training volume with increased time of protein synthesis. This can be confusing which is why personal trainers or coaches like myself are your best bet for planning out your workouts unless you feel confident in your own ability to organize a schedule.

So we know how to train but how do we eat? To build muscle the most efficient way we need to eat in a surplus of calories (more than we need) and to have a sufficient intake of proteins (amino acids). It is commonly accepted that 1.5-2 grams of protein per kilogram of body weight is a good range for optimal protein synthesis to be induced within muscle. Fats are important in order to regulate cholesterol and hormone production with carbs being the preferred energy source for workouts. In order to calculate these targets we can use the calculators in my two previous posts (links at bottom) and apply a 10-20% increase of calories per day. This will allow our bodies to use the extra energy to start increased protein synthesis within our muscles to repair and grow. It is also important to get adequate sleep if your goal is to build muscle, during sleep our bodies recover and build new tissue as well as release many hormones affecting growth, so on average 7 or more hours is ideal.

Now to the penultimate factor that will decide how much muscle you can build and how fast you can build it. Hormones. Testosterone, insulin and growth hormone are the main hormones responsible for deciding how easily you build muscle and these hormones dictate everything in terms of growth. Each individual has differing amounts of each which causes different rates of growth between people, males peak in these hormones levels between ages 18 and 30 but every year after 30 there is usually a 1% decrease in circulating levels. Males have an advantage when is comes to muscle growth as they have significantly more testosterone than females, which explains why it is generally a slower process for woman to build muscle than men, but not impossible.

A final word of advice, gaining strength and building muscle is a very very slow process. Starting from a baseline it could take 5-10 years of consistent training week in week out to reach a cover model standard. But for many of you who just want a lean physique with noticeable muscle mass this can be achieved in 1-2 years if you're willing to put in the work. For men, given proper training and nutrition you could add 1-2 pounds of muscle per month (20-25 pounds per year) and then gradually less and less after that as you begin to reach your genetic limit. For women: around half that. So as you can see this is very achievable, the only thing left to do is get in the gym and start moving some iron!

Thanks for reading! If anyone needs any additional help or advice in regards to diet or training then feel free to message me on this (not available on mobile app) and I'll be happy to help!

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Buff Cat Tax.

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Very cool. Now write a book with lots of pictures. I'm a visual learner

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Me too and be sure to add some coloring pages as well.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'd be interested in this. Maybe include some fun dip recipes with a few extra blank pages where a person could write in their own favs

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Be honest, are you wearing pants in the second picture because you skipped leg day?

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"photo-shop 101" make sure the navels match !

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Apparently the answer is: get jeans

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What brand?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sadly that's a mystery to me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So uh. Are you single.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not confused about building muscle. I'm just too lazy to do it.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 for being something other than those ridiculous 15-minute workouts

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only up voted for the cat tax tbh, but congratulations and what not in the muscles.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ha!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn wyd ;)

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Being that thin, I bet it's tough keeping the muscle. Probably as tough as me getting out of my chair to get another bag of chips.

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You would be surprised. Probably as surprised as if I pushed you out of the chair as I ate your chips.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

With me it got easier to keep the muscle with age. I'm 29 now, 6"4' 205 pounds. I just got bigger appetite and self control as I got older.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One might suggest even two more bags

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Got a wild man over here!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's actually even harder… And I am thin…

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's why I'm glad I'm built like a lineman.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is, If I stop working out 2 months I lose almost all the progress.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm the opposite. I'm not thin at all, but I can easily put on muscle and keep it. My fat stays, though.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah, that was how I was from 15-now. My stamina died off a lot though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great post #gymlife

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry, how again do you become Russell Wilson?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Starts off as Drake and becomes Russel Wilson

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did building muscle help you get your hair back? In your "before" photo, your hairline is further receded than in your "after" photo...

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Also on the food part, you wanna keep track of macros(50% carbs, 30% fat, and 20% protein.). This has helped me out quite a bit.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If the penultimate factor is hormones, what's the final factor?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just opened my 4th beer....so theres that.

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Funny how building muscle stretches the entire structure of your skull, similar to how narrowing a photo with Photoshop does.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

plot twist: Pictures taken on same day.

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Twins, I knew it.

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TL;DR Eat a lot of protein, lift a lot of weights.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Eat right & lift. Mainly mental. Just realize it takes more "energy" to weasel out of something than to just do it right in the first place.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pick things up and put them down a lot of times in a row.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So I should only do 7 Reps... yeah... only 7!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mix it up, periods of few reps and periode of more reps

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope, it actually decreases muscle. It's either 1-6 or 8-12, 7 creates concave muscles. ;)

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

it's so easy on the first set...how hard could 2 more sets be...*proceeds to not finish 3rd set*

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TL;DR

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Eat more, sleep enough, train in cycles.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Eat surplus of calories, train upper/lower body on diff days w rest day between. Repeat 5-10 years to reach potential

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

TL;DR

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Eat, train, repeat

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Wait 1-2 years?

10 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 4

Sure you do. Lets say you do 4 hours of training a week, plus an hour of cardio...that's more than enough even for advanced lifters.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those years are gonna pass regardless.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yep. It's why 99.9% of those "get shredded in 90 days" garbage you see in bodybuilding magazines is just that, garbage.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

IKR? Who the hell has so much time for that? I need to be pumped NOW!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

according to mens health chris hemsworth gained 25 pounds muscles for the movie thor. So...you know...steroids

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Steroids are ridiculously common in Hollywood, role prep time can be hella short. Almost anyone who relies on their body for income, really.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I plan on reenlisting in about two years, so it's a good way to be occupied

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It doesn't take that long. It just depends on how dedicated you are. It took forever to get into shape for cardio, but not weights.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Detication is one of the big factors but also body size....Im 6'5 and started weight training 5 days a week. My reps and weight have 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

gone up significantly in the past 7 months but size growth is much slower than my training partner that sits at 5'7.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of that is physics. Shorter pivot points put more stress on the muscle, too.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 days of weights? how long each session? You may see even more gains if you cut back a bit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I get in between 45 min to 1hr a day.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can someone please just make this bullshit simple? Just say here, do this; this day &this and so on, and eat this much of this on these days

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

PTs do that :) online and/or IRL

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you don't have the drive to do a bit of research, you're not really interested in fitness.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

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You're welcome.

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just do push ups/planks/squats every second day. Jog on your 'off' days. eat relatively healthy, mainly focus on cutting out junk food.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You're going to run out of progressive overload extremely quickly, and progress will stall, if you just repeat those. Lack of balance too.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wasn't aiming for progress or balance. Just a basic routine for the uninformed. an 'anything is better than nothing' sorta thing

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do research on proper form to avoid injury. I was prompted to do so bcus I got injured

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go to the gym. Eat the right amount of calories while getting enough protein. Run on the treadmill and lift weights. You NEED to 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that you @op? Yummy

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah whoever it is pretty darn good looking

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not OP

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Based on my own experience, gaining muscle is more difficult than losing weight, but both take a long time and come from lifestyle changes.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Depends on body type. I gain muscle much faster than I lose fat

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's true.Don't expect to gain 1-2pounds of muscle a month(depends on your genetics). 1-2y for lean body depends on your curent stats.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think this is true.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm constantly working on my forearm muscle. Just the right one.

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10 years ago (deleted Sep 29, 2017 9:35 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Fuck off Linda.

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Lol, she did. The comment is gone.

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Sometimes the left one is the right one..

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So what i play tenis to.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can curl 40 (ounces) with one arm!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unrelated but I just want people to see this. I think that's my cat???..

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It took me reading other comments before I got it. I thought you were doing what Homer did in S17E5.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought this was a sort of reference to that guy from "Lady in the Water", but by the looks of the comments I'm seriously off.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But how do you click the mouse?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too. 31 years of being single makes one able to beat superman at arm wrestling.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Psssh, im getting more excersize than that

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I'm working on my left. Glad to hear you're gettin those sick gains, brah.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Arent we all.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lefty here. The magic just isn't their with righty lmao!

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Lefty, seconded .

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*there

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too. Gotta click with the right

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Hayoooooo

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How do you fap with forearms? Isn't it more of a bicep and tricep thing?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's all in the wrist. Like wrist curls. Only with a dick.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Squeezes the shit out of it

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think you see see a doctor if poop is coming out of it

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

All he wants to do is stick things in my ass but he won't let me finish. It's frustrating to say the least.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you say no long enough he will finally give up.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've fallen too far into this thread. Can anyone point me to the light?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do the same.. as a chick, that's cool right?

10 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 4

If I worked out I would need to too :p

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn gurlll, u need Jesus

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Maybe we can work together. I only workout my right arm

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That would make sense,I'm sorry though, I just met someone that also only used to workout his right arm until we started hanging out.

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Didn't know anyone could love Jesus THAT much

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I don't wanna know what she does with the bible and crucifix.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'Good, now kneel before Jesus'

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Sure JesusLover

10 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's Hey-Zeus?

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Come here, Danny boy!

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Username checks out

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Monday, Tuesday

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Happy days...

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Wednesday, Thursday

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Happy days...

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Spanish Inquisition

10 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Didn't expect that one.

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10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You should split this into a longer post with a few more photos, to help it get to the FP.

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He clearly needs no help on the FP 38k

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here it is on the front page. I also question his skull gained width too. from the before photo.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So much for my opinion, it's there now anyway... Congrats OP.

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The picture isn’t OP. But that guy has a twin if you’re into that kind of stuff.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nah, it was just a random thought, nothing I need to follow through on, but thanks.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is copy/pasted from a post he did five months ago. I don't think he's going to change it.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Currently on FP. Still requesting more pictures for our easily distracted brains.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

you just want to see more nudes

10 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 0

That's not wrong

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He is a pretty specimen, it's true.

10 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

That's not him though... The picture is the one of a guy and his twin that started working out together to look sexayyy.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I had no idea. The transformation is stunning. From skinny AF to HOT as hell!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

didnt they both start out the same body type and eventually work their way up to that after picture?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

those twins are absolute specimens

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's already in FP

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After 3 months it is still on fp.

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Step 1: Decide and commit to exercise regularly.

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The hardest part.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, committing to it nearly EVERYDAY & resisting the temptation to relax & NOT work your butt off nearly EVERYDAY, esp if you have a job is.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Very easy to say "Oh I can't do that now I'll just to it tomorrow." and then skip a whole week.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

People on the internet pretending that losing weight or getting fit requires secret techniques to disguise their laziness as ignorance

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Step 0: have money.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You can do bodyweight exercises with minimal gear - just clean water to drink and somewhere to wash afterwards.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The thing is for skinny guys that's the easy part, the hard part is committing to eating right and a lot.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Step 2: now keep doing this for 2 years. Step 3: change things up a bit but see step 2.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 4: realise you have to keep this up until you die. Step 5: it becomes a habit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Been strength training and working out, in general, last 8-9 mo. Wow does it take persistence and patience. just part of daily routine now.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"The hardest part about going to the gym is GOING to the gym."

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

The people I work out with hold me accountable for missed days, so I have that for motivation lol.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Luckily I have a gym at my work. Well it's a Pokemon gym but that's the same thing right?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I pack my gym bag every lunch hour or at breakfast and set it by the door. Seeing it stare at me in my car makes me go.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yep. I even have a weightlifting platform right outside my bedroom window and motivation can be tough sometimes

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really? I get super shitty moods if I don't go. Makes it pretty easy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's not it, the most important part is the diet, you can lift all day and see no results because you are working at a deficit.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Basics are - movement, fuel & rest. Learning the nutrition part can certainly help, most people eat excessive calories already.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're significantly overweight (30%bf+) you can work at a deficit and still get results, provided your macros are good.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Find something that's fun even if you're shit at it. I started going to a trampoline class a couple of times a week. Knackering, too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'Guess that has it's ups and downs' ~ many Dads, everywhere

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"What a nice morning, what could upset me today" *logs on computer* **distant groaning**

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good groaning to you too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I found my pole dancing. Took my friend with who I believed to be strong cos she goes to the gym and realised pretty quickly how wrong I was

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't have much core strength before I started jumping, but it's amazing for developing that. I can hold an L-sit for a pretty long time!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ugh I can't do those simply because I have a shitty wrist. Hanging is fine, supporting not. I only dream of handstands.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First time I tried them hanging I threw my back out for a month, so not doing that is a big step up. Also sup, never-learned-handstands bud.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just get off the computer for 20 minutes and do core exercises right next to my desk while listening to youtube. Seems to be a good start

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Throw in some pushups and squats for strength plus burpees for cardio and you'll be far ahead of the average imgurian!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's where I started too! Now I'm doing that and running for 30 minutes during my lunch. It becomes addicting!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thats just it though. I can do the exercises near my computer but running... you're asking too much xD

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey it took me a year to work up to it. Now I'm addicted!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Throw in some variations of push-ups and you are definitely on your way!

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

What do I do if push-ups make my wrists hurt?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You'll need to strengthen your wrists. Try different hand positions for your pushups (wider, narrower) until you find a position that works!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only thing that somewhat works is doing it on my knuckles instead, but that immensely increases the difficulty

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Take them off.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have my wrists surgically removed, gotcha

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try turning your hands inward slightly. I have wrist issues as well but that position is virtually painless for me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll experiment a bit with it once I get my shit together and start working out again, thanks

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

my routine is around 20ish pushups, 1 minute plank, 40ish leg lifts, few v-ups. Only 20 pushups cause I have no upper body strength xD

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You can do 20 push-ups in 1 set?! Impressive!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's almost identical to my home bodyweight workouts. I follow gymnastic training workouts

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Keep at it! To keep yourself getting stronger, add 1 to your push-ups, leg lifts, and v-ups and 5 seconds to your plank every time.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Progressive overload is the key to getting stronger.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

how do i build fat?

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Like this

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Stay on imgur

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I lost all friends this way.

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Domino's, they got an app for that.

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How do I build a cat?

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i knew my expertise would come in handy one day. oh happy day

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Keep doing what you're doing

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weight gain 4000. Beefcake. BEEEEEEEEEFCAKE!!!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You don't build fat, you have to have big bones...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ask an expert

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I can shooow you the wooooorld

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just ask your mom.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Binge and starve. You withhold food for a day or two, eating the absolute minimum, then gorge for a day. Repeat.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You gain 20lbs for a role and then realize you're not even an actor

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like beer. I can help you out

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beer works wonders

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some celebrities who need to gain weight will drink melted pints of ice cream all day. You can try that!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to be all fat. Not only this stupid belly. Can someone help?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

eat more !

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cake

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let imgur be your guide

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I am really skinny see my profile if you don't believe but I'd love to gain weight too :c

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

eat more, train less.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mmm beer

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Listen to @lindadee

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

start injecting steroids

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Keep reading imgur.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You should be the one answering not asking

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Be a true american.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

BACON!

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Milk and butter

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do the same thing ur doing

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fast food

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eat a lot and don't do anything.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crispy cream doughnuts for breakfast lunch dinner nuff said

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have Children

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

have Asian friends. competitively eat normal meals with them. do not cardio. be astounded at the fat collecting.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm 135lbs. I too, would like to know.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can donate some if you'd like. I've gone from 254 to 188 and have some midsection I'd like gone, everything else is good though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Consume

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dominoes or pizza in general. I've been eating at least two large pizza pies per week this entire summer and I went from 106 to 130lbs now.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

See Food Diet

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lots of Doritos.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do I build fart?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

treat yo self

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EVERY DAY IS CHEAT DAY!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

something, something, staying on Imgur...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

have kids

10 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 2

True. My wife and I have two kids and I've never been fatter. She's super skinny, though.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So, same as before the kids and after the Thailand trip where you med your mail order bride?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

For all the running around we do after them, we should be lean AF

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

This

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

From a professional standpoint it will take you about two to three months to reach optimal fattitude like those on commercials for diabetes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eat a lot off honey

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't build fat, you cultivate mass

10 years ago | Likes 1059 Dislikes 4

The way you word it makes it sound like work. No thanks.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 252 Dislikes 1

I've been in a bulking phase for 30 years.

10 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 0

Congratulations brother. I had a short setback due to staphylococcus at about 28 but I'm back on track now.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I bet that hurt

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stop cultivating and start harvesting.

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Time to make soap...

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

My first thought! +1 to you.

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YOU ARE BECOMING A CHIMICHANGA!!!

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10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Exactly. Just carry around a garbage bag filled with chimichangas at all times to keep your mass up.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean Carl Weathers, just pure body mass alone dude.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like an ice cream sauce

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's easy. Donuts.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Send me $19.95 a month and I'll enroll you in my program! Beefcake! Beeeeeffcaaaakkke!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cookies

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

here

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absorb more calories than you burn. Different people are more efficient at this than others though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get married to a woman that cooks a lot of tasty stuff.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or a man, as the kitchen is an equal opportunity location

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do what I do, eat cake :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come live with me for a week my shitty lifestyle will guarantee 3-5 kgs increase !

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cheddar jalapeño Cheetos

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pizza and beer. You can do it, man. I believe in you.

10 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

Don't walk to get pizza, this is a noob error. Real tubbies get their pizzas delivered. Get a Diet Coke just incase any muscle Bro's catch u

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I drink lots and eat pizza lots see my profile, I am basically slenderman

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Are you a runner, swimmer, or cyclist?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

naw, I used to pole vault a bit in highschool but never really stuck with any sports I mainly just walk to a coffee shop every day and imgur

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Impressive genetics, then! I was skinny until my 30s with little or no effort, then I got fat :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not the beer, it's the latenight kebab that keeps you fat.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Go with chips and watching tv

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You and me both my cat loving stranger on the Internet.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ugh i hate u

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

you really shouldn't though being this skinny is bad, I feel fatigued 24/7 and cold days are much colder for me in canada xD

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By eating ALL THE PASTA!

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

YES

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a PASTAFARIAN, can confirm.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And donuts!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or rice.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*cries* I miss pasta.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get an office job where you sit for 90% of your day. I gained 30kg that way.

10 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 4

Explains why Ive gained weight in college... Yay for sitting all day in class! :(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

What school has classes for students exceeding 6h a day?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After my first 2 years at my government job, I was up 20#. Not cool.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OMG! that's like 110 pounds.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's more like 65 - 70lb but it is definitely too many.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not working for me D:

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years office --> 30kg

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Oh, sorry.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CHECK! Whats next?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work an office job and work a lot of hours. No significant weight gain.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

can confirm.. 10 years in an office and I'm up 55lbs..

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I am an ectomorph. I did the same as you and I lost weight :|

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did that and had a boss that I wound up in a stockholm syndrome relationship with. I just sat ate and cried. 30+ kg too.

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I recently lost 30kg while working in an office. It was reeeeally hard. But do-able.

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I know I can do it, I just need to work on it. I'm not at a good headspace at the moment, but I am going to keep working on it slowly.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually thought of all the food I can't eat when I got office job. I still gained weight even though I didn't eat unhealthily..

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best of luck :) just make sure you do it in a way that you would be comfortable doing for the rest of your life.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I know, just gotta walk a lot more. I've done it before so I know I can do it and maintain it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, thank you :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that how you got your name?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My ass was always big, it's just bigger now.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8.5 years in an office job, still struggling to reach a body weight of 60kg. I'm a regular snacker too.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

10 years in an office job,no regular activity,only sport I used to play is darts,gained 8kg in 10 years just because I quit smoking.now 63kg

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Yep and every time someone has a birthday they order a giant cake and then interrogate you if you don't want a slice.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

16y+ but only going between 80-88kg - still to much even for my liking, but I am lazy af ...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Username on point. <3

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went up 25lbs at my office job and then dropped 100lbs, still at the same office, doing the same thing

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At what age did this start for you? I'm 20 and almost no matter how much I train or eat I'm still unable to put on +10kg in mass over a year

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Though I struggled to lose weight from the age of 15 onwards, I only started working in an office when I was 22.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next question: How to get a job?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I spent 6 weeks doing nothing but sitting in my room and I lost 6kg. What did I do wrong?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you eat?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not more than necessary. Don't you think that if you gain weight doing an office job, it's also a tiny bit caused by eating too much?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well no fucking shit, but I ate the same as I always did, just didn't realise how much activity I'd lost in working at an office.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

did not work for me, I cant seem to consume enough calories to gain weight. Its very hard for me to eat over 2k a day :(

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Do sport. Preferably some intensive training like Football,Tennis, thletism (not marathon or some kind of redundant moves). You'll eat more.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A pint of Ben and Jerry's has 1200 calories. Eat one a day along with what you normally eat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lactose intolerant lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How can it be hard to go over 2k a day? I am around 5 k T the moment. Buy some shakes, some nuts, drink some wholemilk... It's easy.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You get sick of it if you don't need/use the energy from the calories, basically force feeding.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

But he says he needs to gain weight = he must be using the energy... So I don't see the problem?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I had your luck. I worked in a supermarket and was a healthy weight, took an office job and boom. 30kg gained in less than 12 months.

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I wouldn't call being clinically underweight lucky...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I didn't see anything saying that this person was clinically underweight, only that they struggled to gain weight.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

30-60minutes of brisk walking every day (elevated heartrate) - I guarantee you with a healthy diet you'll start losing weight.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I walk 600m each way to and from work every day, and have significantly reduced how much I eat, but I think I need to walk just a bit more.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Then you should get up and move around while at work. Font do snacks. And drink water :)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Font = don't :P

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How on earth do you manage to do that? I have gone up and down in weight, but I wouldn't be able to without eating a ton of unhealthy food.

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