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BEWARE: wall of text incoming (Fav for later)
Muscle building is a controversial topic at best and a confusing one to most. With so many different companies claiming their supplements or specific style of workout builds the most muscle, it's easy to become confused among it all. So I'll attempt to explain how to train optimally and eat right to set you on your way to that beach body you've always dreamed of. First though, some sciencey stuff.
Muscle hypertrophy (growth) is split into two main types. Sarcoplasmic hypertrophy which means growth by increased glycogen storage within cells (actual muscle size) and Myofibril hypertrophy which means increased number of proteins (actin & myosin) within the muscle fibers (strength of the muscles). These two types of growth never occur by themselves, but a majority can be stimulated by certain training rep ranges. It is generally agreed among scientists and bodybuilding gurus that the rep range of 1-6 induces myofibril hypertrophy with a reduced amount of sarcoplasmic hypertrophy and the rep range of 8-12 induces sarcoplasmic hypertrophy with a reduced amount of myofibril hypertrophy. It is important to note though, neither types occur independent of the other so the myth that bodybuilders aren't strong is just that, a myth. Arnold Schwarzenegger, perhaps the most famous bodybuilder of all time, is noted to have deadlifted over 700 lbs. And its easy to see that powerlifters and strongmen also carry a fair bit of muscle mass.
So how about implementing this protocol? Well if you've asked any gym bro how they work out they'll often tell you that they have a day for arms, chest, shoulders, back etc but In fact this is a very inefficient way to train for most people. To progress as efficiently as possible a workout split such as lower body, upper body then an off day and repeat is much better as this can in turn increase total training volume with increased time of protein synthesis. This can be confusing which is why personal trainers or coaches like myself are your best bet for planning out your workouts unless you feel confident in your own ability to organize a schedule.
So we know how to train but how do we eat? To build muscle the most efficient way we need to eat in a surplus of calories (more than we need) and to have a sufficient intake of proteins (amino acids). It is commonly accepted that 1.5-2 grams of protein per kilogram of body weight is a good range for optimal protein synthesis to be induced within muscle. Fats are important in order to regulate cholesterol and hormone production with carbs being the preferred energy source for workouts. In order to calculate these targets we can use the calculators in my two previous posts (links at bottom) and apply a 10-20% increase of calories per day. This will allow our bodies to use the extra energy to start increased protein synthesis within our muscles to repair and grow. It is also important to get adequate sleep if your goal is to build muscle, during sleep our bodies recover and build new tissue as well as release many hormones affecting growth, so on average 7 or more hours is ideal.
Now to the penultimate factor that will decide how much muscle you can build and how fast you can build it. Hormones. Testosterone, insulin and growth hormone are the main hormones responsible for deciding how easily you build muscle and these hormones dictate everything in terms of growth. Each individual has differing amounts of each which causes different rates of growth between people, males peak in these hormones levels between ages 18 and 30 but every year after 30 there is usually a 1% decrease in circulating levels. Males have an advantage when is comes to muscle growth as they have significantly more testosterone than females, which explains why it is generally a slower process for woman to build muscle than men, but not impossible.
A final word of advice, gaining strength and building muscle is a very very slow process. Starting from a baseline it could take 5-10 years of consistent training week in week out to reach a cover model standard. But for many of you who just want a lean physique with noticeable muscle mass this can be achieved in 1-2 years if you're willing to put in the work. For men, given proper training and nutrition you could add 1-2 pounds of muscle per month (20-25 pounds per year) and then gradually less and less after that as you begin to reach your genetic limit. For women: around half that. So as you can see this is very achievable, the only thing left to do is get in the gym and start moving some iron!
Thanks for reading! If anyone needs any additional help or advice in regards to diet or training then feel free to message me on this (not available on mobile app) and I'll be happy to help!
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Buff Cat Tax.
dontmakemegetmycanofwoopass
Very cool. Now write a book with lots of pictures. I'm a visual learner
jdpt
Me too and be sure to add some coloring pages as well.
Jro99
I'd be interested in this. Maybe include some fun dip recipes with a few extra blank pages where a person could write in their own favs
watchaupta
Be honest, are you wearing pants in the second picture because you skipped leg day?
Th3On3Tru3G0d
"photo-shop 101" make sure the navels match !
Hauntti
Apparently the answer is: get jeans
rugger2
What brand?
Hauntti
Sadly that's a mystery to me.
UpvoteFairy3001
So uh. Are you single.
Blackbird2Raven
I'm not confused about building muscle. I'm just too lazy to do it.
yuloforce
+1 for being something other than those ridiculous 15-minute workouts
takeyourbrotherandgonowdeango
Only up voted for the cat tax tbh, but congratulations and what not in the muscles.
jdpt
Ha!
TelbyShaylor
Damn wyd ;)
olds97lss
Being that thin, I bet it's tough keeping the muscle. Probably as tough as me getting out of my chair to get another bag of chips.
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
You would be surprised. Probably as surprised as if I pushed you out of the chair as I ate your chips.
undungubungu
With me it got easier to keep the muscle with age. I'm 29 now, 6"4' 205 pounds. I just got bigger appetite and self control as I got older.
GeneralBullshit
One might suggest even two more bags
olds97lss
Got a wild man over here!
ManMashine
It's actually even harder… And I am thin…
professionalwindowlicker
That's why I'm glad I'm built like a lineman.
RedStarBeograd
It is, If I stop working out 2 months I lose almost all the progress.
tablecat
I'm the opposite. I'm not thin at all, but I can easily put on muscle and keep it. My fat stays, though.
olds97lss
Yeah, that was how I was from 15-now. My stamina died off a lot though.
Ihavetopooprealbad
Great post #gymlife
CoolHandTim
Sorry, how again do you become Russell Wilson?
escudonbk
Starts off as Drake and becomes Russel Wilson
soggytoast111
How did building muscle help you get your hair back? In your "before" photo, your hairline is further receded than in your "after" photo...
TheLastLochiel
Also on the food part, you wanna keep track of macros(50% carbs, 30% fat, and 20% protein.). This has helped me out quite a bit.
jridley
If the penultimate factor is hormones, what's the final factor?
76Tromboners
I just opened my 4th beer....so theres that.
DukeOfWellingtone
Is7997
Funny how building muscle stretches the entire structure of your skull, similar to how narrowing a photo with Photoshop does.
Snickaaman
plot twist: Pictures taken on same day.
OldOddJob
Twins, I knew it.
raraluiz
TL;DR Eat a lot of protein, lift a lot of weights.
AgentBlackJack
Eat right & lift. Mainly mental. Just realize it takes more "energy" to weasel out of something than to just do it right in the first place.
pancreas
Pick things up and put them down a lot of times in a row.
Davidnfilms
So I should only do 7 Reps... yeah... only 7!
spaizkadett
Mix it up, periods of few reps and periode of more reps
LoodGookin
Nope, it actually decreases muscle. It's either 1-6 or 8-12, 7 creates concave muscles. ;)
pancreas
it's so easy on the first set...how hard could 2 more sets be...*proceeds to not finish 3rd set*
GuyInTheHat
TL;DR
FailFish
Eat more, sleep enough, train in cycles.
mrsocialeyes
Eat surplus of calories, train upper/lower body on diff days w rest day between. Repeat 5-10 years to reach potential
pimientofrito
TL;DR
mrsocialeyes
Eat, train, repeat
LtDrinksAlot
Wait 1-2 years?
anjroo
Sure you do. Lets say you do 4 hours of training a week, plus an hour of cardio...that's more than enough even for advanced lifters.
GTimgur
Those years are gonna pass regardless.
strider7
Yep. It's why 99.9% of those "get shredded in 90 days" garbage you see in bodybuilding magazines is just that, garbage.
ManMashine
IKR? Who the hell has so much time for that? I need to be pumped NOW!
TheSmellOfDesireMyLady
according to mens health chris hemsworth gained 25 pounds muscles for the movie thor. So...you know...steroids
Koztah
Steroids are ridiculously common in Hollywood, role prep time can be hella short. Almost anyone who relies on their body for income, really.
aayhan
I plan on reenlisting in about two years, so it's a good way to be occupied
catsaregroundowls
It doesn't take that long. It just depends on how dedicated you are. It took forever to get into shape for cardio, but not weights.
ConfusedGpig
Detication is one of the big factors but also body size....Im 6'5 and started weight training 5 days a week. My reps and weight have 1/2
ConfusedGpig
gone up significantly in the past 7 months but size growth is much slower than my training partner that sits at 5'7.
catsaregroundowls
Some of that is physics. Shorter pivot points put more stress on the muscle, too.
anjroo
5 days of weights? how long each session? You may see even more gains if you cut back a bit.
ConfusedGpig
I get in between 45 min to 1hr a day.
BendersEvilTwin
Can someone please just make this bullshit simple? Just say here, do this; this day &this and so on, and eat this much of this on these days
LittleSnail
PTs do that :) online and/or IRL
pronoun
If you don't have the drive to do a bit of research, you're not really interested in fitness.
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pronoun
You're welcome.
pancreas
just do push ups/planks/squats every second day. Jog on your 'off' days. eat relatively healthy, mainly focus on cutting out junk food.
SilentCryptographer
You're going to run out of progressive overload extremely quickly, and progress will stall, if you just repeat those. Lack of balance too.
pancreas
I wasn't aiming for progress or balance. Just a basic routine for the uninformed. an 'anything is better than nothing' sorta thing
toymage
Do research on proper form to avoid injury. I was prompted to do so bcus I got injured
toymage
Go to the gym. Eat the right amount of calories while getting enough protein. Run on the treadmill and lift weights. You NEED to 1/2
hyznbrg
Is that you @op? Yummy
pickleprincess
Yeah whoever it is pretty darn good looking
zlds
Not OP
gogogadgetcopter
Based on my own experience, gaining muscle is more difficult than losing weight, but both take a long time and come from lifestyle changes.
LittleSnail
Depends on body type. I gain muscle much faster than I lose fat
Mlatimudan
It's true.Don't expect to gain 1-2pounds of muscle a month(depends on your genetics). 1-2y for lean body depends on your curent stats.
catsaregroundowls
I think this is true.
StretchyScrotum
I'm constantly working on my forearm muscle. Just the right one.
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suckstobeyou69
Fuck off Linda.
thewhifflingtit
Lol, she did. The comment is gone.
drunkninjasmurf
BobKane
Sometimes the left one is the right one..
Bermude
So what i play tenis to.
Hypercube9
I can curl 40 (ounces) with one arm!
YourNotFunny
Unrelated but I just want people to see this. I think that's my cat???..
hawkeye5333
v
holmestrix
It took me reading other comments before I got it. I thought you were doing what Homer did in S17E5.
JustaMITH
I thought this was a sort of reference to that guy from "Lady in the Water", but by the looks of the comments I'm seriously off.
BonaFide
But how do you click the mouse?
ManMashine
Me too. 31 years of being single makes one able to beat superman at arm wrestling.
ILikeBrogurt
Psssh, im getting more excersize than that
ILikeBrogurt
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
I'm working on my left. Glad to hear you're gettin those sick gains, brah.
76Tromboners
Arent we all.
LionHeart31337
Lefty here. The magic just isn't their with righty lmao!
Bodie1Knobie
Lefty, seconded .
Knillis
*there
biffmofo
Me too. Gotta click with the right
BobKane
Hayoooooo
FaceDownButtUp
How do you fap with forearms? Isn't it more of a bicep and tricep thing?
StretchyScrotum
It's all in the wrist. Like wrist curls. Only with a dick.
LikeABonerInSweatpants
Squeezes the shit out of it
MoooCow
I think you see see a doctor if poop is coming out of it
happiergnome
All he wants to do is stick things in my ass but he won't let me finish. It's frustrating to say the least.
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
If you say no long enough he will finally give up.
TysPictureRepository
I've fallen too far into this thread. Can anyone point me to the light?
JesusLover
I do the same.. as a chick, that's cool right?
theleasteviloption
If I worked out I would need to too :p
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Damn gurlll, u need Jesus
Axewhipe
Maybe we can work together. I only workout my right arm
JesusLover
That would make sense,I'm sorry though, I just met someone that also only used to workout his right arm until we started hanging out.
Knillis
Didn't know anyone could love Jesus THAT much
NinjaCongo
thirdworldrepresent
I don't wanna know what she does with the bible and crucifix.
Knillis
'Good, now kneel before Jesus'
LordoftheSevenKingdomsandProtectoroftheRealm
Sure JesusLover
dragonfire50
Maybe it's Hey-Zeus?
W4RNVRCHNGS
Knillis
Come here, Danny boy!
VulcanSithLord
Username checks out
WarfritLive
Monday, Tuesday
SometimesILeaveTheHouse
Happy days...
Chilipaul811
Wednesday, Thursday
SometimesILeaveTheHouse
Happy days...
TheLoneCourier
Spanish Inquisition
StanleyMilton
Didn't expect that one.
DongSayaDae
theelvesoflothlorien
You should split this into a longer post with a few more photos, to help it get to the FP.
Josesharlo
He clearly needs no help on the FP 38k
gamesthatiplay
Here it is on the front page. I also question his skull gained width too. from the before photo.
theelvesoflothlorien
So much for my opinion, it's there now anyway... Congrats OP.
zlds
The picture isn’t OP. But that guy has a twin if you’re into that kind of stuff.
theelvesoflothlorien
Nah, it was just a random thought, nothing I need to follow through on, but thanks.
tossabeertoyourwitcher
This is copy/pasted from a post he did five months ago. I don't think he's going to change it.
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
Currently on FP. Still requesting more pictures for our easily distracted brains.
zflazeda
you just want to see more nudes
Libbyfrank
That's not wrong
aguasdebeber
Yes.
theelvesoflothlorien
He is a pretty specimen, it's true.
VrahMaster
That's not him though... The picture is the one of a guy and his twin that started working out together to look sexayyy.
theelvesoflothlorien
Thanks, I had no idea. The transformation is stunning. From skinny AF to HOT as hell!
Iamthesacredbanana
didnt they both start out the same body type and eventually work their way up to that after picture?
Iamthesacredbanana
those twins are absolute specimens
korosense
He's already in FP
wiillii
After 3 months it is still on fp.
popsuperscript
scotskies
Step 1: Decide and commit to exercise regularly.
FacemanPeck
The hardest part.
RadicalDud
No, committing to it nearly EVERYDAY & resisting the temptation to relax & NOT work your butt off nearly EVERYDAY, esp if you have a job is.
Electrogypsy
Very easy to say "Oh I can't do that now I'll just to it tomorrow." and then skip a whole week.
ZachPutland
People on the internet pretending that losing weight or getting fit requires secret techniques to disguise their laziness as ignorance
SendMeYourBestChillMusic
Step 0: have money.
scotskies
You can do bodyweight exercises with minimal gear - just clean water to drink and somewhere to wash afterwards.
Jellyrabbit
The thing is for skinny guys that's the easy part, the hard part is committing to eating right and a lot.
SerialChillinSpree
Step 2: now keep doing this for 2 years. Step 3: change things up a bit but see step 2.
InnocentValley
Step 4: realise you have to keep this up until you die. Step 5: it becomes a habit.
SerialChillinSpree
Been strength training and working out, in general, last 8-9 mo. Wow does it take persistence and patience. just part of daily routine now.
skeletalfury
"The hardest part about going to the gym is GOING to the gym."
gorgosaurusrex
The people I work out with hold me accountable for missed days, so I have that for motivation lol.
Feanor19
Luckily I have a gym at my work. Well it's a Pokemon gym but that's the same thing right?
catsaregroundowls
I pack my gym bag every lunch hour or at breakfast and set it by the door. Seeing it stare at me in my car makes me go.
fitlex
Yep. I even have a weightlifting platform right outside my bedroom window and motivation can be tough sometimes
Koztah
Really? I get super shitty moods if I don't go. Makes it pretty easy.
Koga90
That's not it, the most important part is the diet, you can lift all day and see no results because you are working at a deficit.
scotskies
Basics are - movement, fuel & rest. Learning the nutrition part can certainly help, most people eat excessive calories already.
Koztah
If you're significantly overweight (30%bf+) you can work at a deficit and still get results, provided your macros are good.
sundayturkey
Find something that's fun even if you're shit at it. I started going to a trampoline class a couple of times a week. Knackering, too.
scotskies
'Guess that has it's ups and downs' ~ many Dads, everywhere
sundayturkey
"What a nice morning, what could upset me today" *logs on computer* **distant groaning**
scotskies
Good groaning to you too.
InnocentValley
I found my pole dancing. Took my friend with who I believed to be strong cos she goes to the gym and realised pretty quickly how wrong I was
sundayturkey
I didn't have much core strength before I started jumping, but it's amazing for developing that. I can hold an L-sit for a pretty long time!
InnocentValley
Ugh I can't do those simply because I have a shitty wrist. Hanging is fine, supporting not. I only dream of handstands.
sundayturkey
First time I tried them hanging I threw my back out for a month, so not doing that is a big step up. Also sup, never-learned-handstands bud.
Elerich
I just get off the computer for 20 minutes and do core exercises right next to my desk while listening to youtube. Seems to be a good start
gorgosaurusrex
Throw in some pushups and squats for strength plus burpees for cardio and you'll be far ahead of the average imgurian!
kittenkisses
That's where I started too! Now I'm doing that and running for 30 minutes during my lunch. It becomes addicting!
Elerich
thats just it though. I can do the exercises near my computer but running... you're asking too much xD
kittenkisses
Hey it took me a year to work up to it. Now I'm addicted!
SomeonesPCbutNotBills
Throw in some variations of push-ups and you are definitely on your way!
Sheepyhead
What do I do if push-ups make my wrists hurt?
gorgosaurusrex
You'll need to strengthen your wrists. Try different hand positions for your pushups (wider, narrower) until you find a position that works!
Sheepyhead
The only thing that somewhat works is doing it on my knuckles instead, but that immensely increases the difficulty
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Take them off.
Sheepyhead
Have my wrists surgically removed, gotcha
PricklyGoo
Try turning your hands inward slightly. I have wrist issues as well but that position is virtually painless for me.
Sheepyhead
I'll experiment a bit with it once I get my shit together and start working out again, thanks
Elerich
my routine is around 20ish pushups, 1 minute plank, 40ish leg lifts, few v-ups. Only 20 pushups cause I have no upper body strength xD
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
You can do 20 push-ups in 1 set?! Impressive!
SomeonesPCbutNotBills
That's almost identical to my home bodyweight workouts. I follow gymnastic training workouts
skeletalfury
Keep at it! To keep yourself getting stronger, add 1 to your push-ups, leg lifts, and v-ups and 5 seconds to your plank every time.
skeletalfury
Progressive overload is the key to getting stronger.
thesameasyours2
how do i build fat?
therealjackalicious
Like this
bootymen
Stay on imgur
bippityboppityBACON
I lost all friends this way.
xBrightEyed
Biocide669
Domino's, they got an app for that.
foddysamel
How do I build a cat?
djethex
http://frugalfun4boys.com/2015/05/17/lego-cats-building-instructions/
spacecadet103
i knew my expertise would come in handy one day. oh happy day
TheFinn77
Keep doing what you're doing
angryeunuch
Weight gain 4000. Beefcake. BEEEEEEEEEFCAKE!!!
ScreamedStableBoy
You don't build fat, you have to have big bones...
TygrF
Ask an expert
FrippTricky
I can shooow you the wooooorld
VonKarmanVortexStreet
Just ask your mom.
gryffindarkbreed
Binge and starve. You withhold food for a day or two, eating the absolute minimum, then gorge for a day. Repeat.
tehranosaurusrex
You gain 20lbs for a role and then realize you're not even an actor
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
I like beer. I can help you out
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
Beer works wonders
ominousdusk
Some celebrities who need to gain weight will drink melted pints of ice cream all day. You can try that!
thesameasyours2
https://media.giphy.com/media/FjeGBljESVAzu/giphy.gif
sirjohnrafael
I want to be all fat. Not only this stupid belly. Can someone help?
albanette
eat more !
metasymphony
Cake
imgursmyfirstluv
Let imgur be your guide
ImSynnical
I am really skinny see my profile if you don't believe but I'd love to gain weight too :c
Thenameideserved
eat more, train less.
CaptainOfCrunch
Mmm beer
Imapurpletoaster
Listen to @lindadee
THND
start injecting steroids
lagavulin16
Keep reading imgur.
MaxieMooo
You should be the one answering not asking
OlympusKing
cheetos
thesameasyours2
https://media.giphy.com/media/FjeGBljESVAzu/giphy.gif
x2cheeseburger
Be a true american.
turokcito
BACON!
KeKosaMoco
Milk and butter
Mikefreakinhart
Do the same thing ur doing
JudgeRhymehold
Fast food
StupidFingAsshole
Eat a lot and don't do anything.
IWantedMyNameToBeNightwingButItsTakenAlready
Be me...
VzFaux
Crispy cream doughnuts for breakfast lunch dinner nuff said
Arthurtwoshedsjackson
Have Children
prettihatemachine
have Asian friends. competitively eat normal meals with them. do not cardio. be astounded at the fat collecting.
SemperMalus
I'm 135lbs. I too, would like to know.
mellino19
I can donate some if you'd like. I've gone from 254 to 188 and have some midsection I'd like gone, everything else is good though.
samuroleon
Consume
DrBeaverNipples
Dominoes or pizza in general. I've been eating at least two large pizza pies per week this entire summer and I went from 106 to 130lbs now.
5SecondFuse
See Food Diet
earthbender
Lots of Doritos.
GenuineHappiness
How do I build fart?
yuhyuhyuhyuh123
treat yo self
veritasgear
EVERY DAY IS CHEAT DAY!
dolphindreamsandsatan
something, something, staying on Imgur...
accidentalpartridge
have kids
PatrickRob82
True. My wife and I have two kids and I've never been fatter. She's super skinny, though.
beardedcaliper
So, same as before the kids and after the Thailand trip where you med your mail order bride?
unholyfuckness
For all the running around we do after them, we should be lean AF
mcradd
This
QueefMuncher
From a professional standpoint it will take you about two to three months to reach optimal fattitude like those on commercials for diabetes.
FinnT730
Eat a lot off honey
pointynipples
LoneDirewolf
You don't build fat, you cultivate mass
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
The way you word it makes it sound like work. No thanks.
mentalcaries
SgtMichaelCross
I've been in a bulking phase for 30 years.
IBetThatHurts
Congratulations brother. I had a short setback due to staphylococcus at about 28 but I'm back on track now.
SirSage
I bet that hurt
LiveWithHonorDieWithGlory
Stop cultivating and start harvesting.
OldIronsides
Time to make soap...
T3CHN0CR4T
My first thought! +1 to you.
Leaveittojebus
LouieVanShlouBear
YOU ARE BECOMING A CHIMICHANGA!!!
buttstain
NedDanson
Exactly. Just carry around a garbage bag filled with chimichangas at all times to keep your mass up.
docileirish
I mean Carl Weathers, just pure body mass alone dude.
Narwhilian
You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like an ice cream sauce
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
Take steroids.
brownprincess
That's easy. Donuts.
Hypercube9
Send me $19.95 a month and I'll enroll you in my program! Beefcake! Beeeeeffcaaaakkke!
ReallyOriginalUsername
Yes.
elleyea
Cookies
Nachman
MrWoodchip
Absorb more calories than you burn. Different people are more efficient at this than others though.
iamJiNXZ
Get married to a woman that cooks a lot of tasty stuff.
iamJiNXZ
Or a man, as the kitchen is an equal opportunity location
SoSmartOrOhSoPleasant
Do what I do, eat cake :)
Nescafeandacig
Come live with me for a week my shitty lifestyle will guarantee 3-5 kgs increase !
feelallthefeels
Cheddar jalapeño Cheetos
dp487
Pizza and beer. You can do it, man. I believe in you.
patotheduck
Don't walk to get pizza, this is a noob error. Real tubbies get their pizzas delivered. Get a Diet Coke just incase any muscle Bro's catch u
ImSynnical
I drink lots and eat pizza lots see my profile, I am basically slenderman
rudejohn
Are you a runner, swimmer, or cyclist?
ImSynnical
naw, I used to pole vault a bit in highschool but never really stuck with any sports I mainly just walk to a coffee shop every day and imgur
rudejohn
Impressive genetics, then! I was skinny until my 30s with little or no effort, then I got fat :)
dontneednoaccount
It's not the beer, it's the latenight kebab that keeps you fat.
IWantedMyNameToBeNightwingButItsTakenAlready
Go with chips and watching tv
TotallyNotBorisTheSovietSpy
You and me both my cat loving stranger on the Internet.
MostlyHarmless613
Ugh i hate u
ImSynnical
you really shouldn't though being this skinny is bad, I feel fatigued 24/7 and cold days are much colder for me in canada xD
PolarisNix666
By eating ALL THE PASTA!
ReleaseThePasta
YES
doofiTV
As a PASTAFARIAN, can confirm.
Tellyb0228
And donuts!!
JrElmoe
Or rice.
Opportunist
*cries* I miss pasta.
LadyWidebottom
Get an office job where you sit for 90% of your day. I gained 30kg that way.
zzaannsebar
Explains why Ive gained weight in college... Yay for sitting all day in class! :(
bigbrothersbinary
What school has classes for students exceeding 6h a day?
thegarlicawakens
After my first 2 years at my government job, I was up 20#. Not cool.
whereisdannymo
OMG! that's like 110 pounds.
LadyWidebottom
I think it's more like 65 - 70lb but it is definitely too many.
Valkhi
Not working for me D:
Firewere
3 years office --> 30kg
Alkomb
Oh, sorry.
NitroCho
CHECK! Whats next?
rugger2
I work an office job and work a lot of hours. No significant weight gain.
OhMyGodTheyKilledBrianYouBastards
can confirm.. 10 years in an office and I'm up 55lbs..
gunter
I am an ectomorph. I did the same as you and I lost weight :|
someswedishgirl
I did that and had a boss that I wound up in a stockholm syndrome relationship with. I just sat ate and cried. 30+ kg too.
efemral
I recently lost 30kg while working in an office. It was reeeeally hard. But do-able.
LadyWidebottom
I know I can do it, I just need to work on it. I'm not at a good headspace at the moment, but I am going to keep working on it slowly.
Quki
I actually thought of all the food I can't eat when I got office job. I still gained weight even though I didn't eat unhealthily..
efemral
Best of luck :) just make sure you do it in a way that you would be comfortable doing for the rest of your life.
LadyWidebottom
Yeah, I know, just gotta walk a lot more. I've done it before so I know I can do it and maintain it.
LadyWidebottom
Also, thank you :)
lemonfluff
Is that how you got your name?
LadyWidebottom
My ass was always big, it's just bigger now.
seir
8.5 years in an office job, still struggling to reach a body weight of 60kg. I'm a regular snacker too.
ImGoingToHellinEveryReligion
10 years in an office job,no regular activity,only sport I used to play is darts,gained 8kg in 10 years just because I quit smoking.now 63kg
RageCuddles
Yep and every time someone has a birthday they order a giant cake and then interrogate you if you don't want a slice.
Mavgurian
16y+ but only going between 80-88kg - still to much even for my liking, but I am lazy af ...
ValhallaArise
Username on point. <3
ezlivn89
I went up 25lbs at my office job and then dropped 100lbs, still at the same office, doing the same thing
WMaxW
At what age did this start for you? I'm 20 and almost no matter how much I train or eat I'm still unable to put on +10kg in mass over a year
LadyWidebottom
Though I struggled to lose weight from the age of 15 onwards, I only started working in an office when I was 22.
HurrayJohny
Next question: How to get a job?
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
I spent 6 weeks doing nothing but sitting in my room and I lost 6kg. What did I do wrong?
LadyWidebottom
Did you eat?
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
Not more than necessary. Don't you think that if you gain weight doing an office job, it's also a tiny bit caused by eating too much?
LadyWidebottom
Well no fucking shit, but I ate the same as I always did, just didn't realise how much activity I'd lost in working at an office.
GarrettStopMotion
did not work for me, I cant seem to consume enough calories to gain weight. Its very hard for me to eat over 2k a day :(
f1223214
Do sport. Preferably some intensive training like Football,Tennis, thletism (not marathon or some kind of redundant moves). You'll eat more.
Atharaenea
A pint of Ben and Jerry's has 1200 calories. Eat one a day along with what you normally eat.
GarrettStopMotion
lactose intolerant lol
vildgut
How can it be hard to go over 2k a day? I am around 5 k T the moment. Buy some shakes, some nuts, drink some wholemilk... It's easy.
ironlemonade
You get sick of it if you don't need/use the energy from the calories, basically force feeding.
vildgut
But he says he needs to gain weight = he must be using the energy... So I don't see the problem?
LadyWidebottom
I wish I had your luck. I worked in a supermarket and was a healthy weight, took an office job and boom. 30kg gained in less than 12 months.
HandsomeJackBlack
I wouldn't call being clinically underweight lucky...
LadyWidebottom
I didn't see anything saying that this person was clinically underweight, only that they struggled to gain weight.
mrducker
30-60minutes of brisk walking every day (elevated heartrate) - I guarantee you with a healthy diet you'll start losing weight.
LadyWidebottom
I walk 600m each way to and from work every day, and have significantly reduced how much I eat, but I think I need to walk just a bit more.
vildgut
Then you should get up and move around while at work. Font do snacks. And drink water :)
vildgut
Font = don't :P
IHaveAPhrasalUserNameLikeThisOneCauseTheyAlwaysGetTheTopComment
How on earth do you manage to do that? I have gone up and down in weight, but I wouldn't be able to without eating a ton of unhealthy food.