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But seriously, watch out because we have no idea how to drive in this stuff.
Dec 8, 2017 1:02 AM
DynamikIP
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But seriously, watch out because we have no idea how to drive in this stuff.
aylaayala616101
Fuckoff
kahlosa
Apparently you Texas people have never been to your own panhandle. Snows a heck of a lot up there.
onewarmline
*laughs Ohioly*
WHOISTIRED
I mean, not like it snowed in Texas before...
SaAdVilla
Pft... just kill it with your guns.
RosalineVex
billybobnelson2718
You're fucked! I live in Canada, we get three seasons of this stuff! Good luck, it'll melt soon!
igobeder
Steer INTO the skid.
kee413
*laughs in masshole*
sway85
Those tags though...
PrinceSamaSanChanKun
Meanwhile in California...
DynamikIP
Was born in Cali. The memories of the orange glow coming up over the cahon pass almost every year are all too familiar.
LordScifiBandit
Holy shit, snow in Texas! I'm just waiting for the Sun here in Edinburgh and I'll know shit' s truly, fucked-up
Silbaya
https://j.gifs.com/j25oNy.gif
OopsieDaiseys
As a friendly reminder, please remember to turn your phone sideways while filming the fuckery that is about to occur
bongles
Probably shouldn't drive, you guys don't have the resources to handle snow
ErranteOso
The nice part of living on the gulf coast is that our roads come pre-salted. $5 the causeway freezes tonight though.
madtraumatechstrictlypeds
Probably for a hour or two
Skittles5150
Dirtyricee
Lol we dont even have snow yet in Toronto, Canada.
roxannesugarhill
Checking in from Austin. We loved our bit of snow!
OPXur2
Oh god...the accidents....
shortythegiraffe
honestly, I'm certain a lot of the odd driving is more so people trying to snapchat. really spooky, stay safe out there guys.
HodorFirstOfHisName
Literally saw people mount the curb because they couldn't see the road. Going 15 mph on a 50mph semi-rural road.
spittleteets
Lack of experience plays a role, but their roads r constructed differently than Northern areas, and lack volume of equipment needed to clean
TheRussMartinShow
First time I drove in snow in Dallas I flipped my truck. I’m a Floridian, man! That shit is slippery
Paramike
A Florida man with a truck. I think I read some articles about you
Boom9001
In most places it's melting on the road from in my area of Texas as is common. Just elevated areas have snow staying.
WonderBread117
May God have mercy on your guyses soul
EllieZee
You must be from the north! You said "guyses"
WonderBread117
You are correct I'm from the far far north of Washington state. Where it rains all year round and we only drink coffee. Lol
EllieZee
Mmmmmm coffee ❤
WonderBread117
Yep coffee stann on every street corner
Potetgull92
PoppaBigBear
Driving down the freeway, was gonna take an exit but there was an accident on the exit where it curves. Guess what happened?
SGTwash
Oh you sweet summer child
zegerman5682
Dallas, here, can confirm.
Feralphobia
its not snowing in dallas yet...
desert249
San Antonio here,can confirm.
saberquest
Yup, same
Hopnoodle
Contact L.A. Maybe they'll lend you some heat
MissSaraPants
Ohhhh... burn...? Ha!
Ididthisforthelol
hwatL4bloopy
we'll lend you fire. its actually pretty cold in LA county
ChemicalPorpoise
Actually not that hot. Everything is just on fire. But we are getting LA snow! And LA snow days!
FarmerFred
Not that hot? It's been low 80s. Going to be in the mid to high 80s this weekend. All in December!
ChemicalPorpoise
It's been high 70s my area. I still leave work with a thick jacket on. It's chilly to me if it isn't at least 80, 85.
Arsikere
we have a lot of fire right now
KABARU
California has been on fire for as long as I can remember.
Arsikere
been here my whole life. this is our annual cycle
WhereDidILoseMyPants
I was 5 in '91 when the Oakland firestorm stopped 4 houses away from mine.. Shits no joke and I'm hoping for the best for you guys out there
UnsavoryCommenter
Honestly did it ever stop?
bukkakeshots
We get fires every year, everyone gets surprised but fires and droughts are our thing
StonerCatJay
Earthquakes too. At least we have weed... oh wait not if you want a job
MagnoliaStone
Why do y'all live there? It sounds like Satan left the side door to hell cracked and bits keep getting out.
Mattallica
I have job. I always have trees.
slidewhistlesymphony
Relax. Wait 24 hours and it'll melt. I doubt you'll get more than a dusting on the grass anyway. Come to Amarillo if you want real Winter!
HodorFirstOfHisName
It was about 2-3 inches in an evening. Enough to cover the center line on the roads
boskonetwo
Grew up in Abilene; panhandle winters suck. Go to school in shorts weather, come home with toes freezing off.
MontyPythonQFHG
Haha *laughs from Canada*
DontLetThisFlameGoOut
It won't last 24 hours. Nothing is sticking in Waco.
slidewhistlesymphony
Where you at? Austin?
DynamikIP
Georgetown
Wabbadabba
San Antonio got some decent snow. It only lasted about 2 hours but It Did put a nice little layer on the grass
ErranteOso
I left Michigan to get away from really winter. Feels like it's bout time to head further south.
slidewhistlesymphony
I actually enjoy Winter and the snows it brings. I grew up in Michigan too. We get some pretty decent snows in Amarillo where I live. :D
ErranteOso
What part of Michigan? Real winters are great if there isn't any rain and your house has insulation. (Heard Amarillo gets ice storms)
slidewhistlesymphony
I spent three years of my childhood in Romulus, Michigan. I loved the Winters there! We do get ice storms and true blizzards here...1/2
slidewhistlesymphony
...in Amarillo. We had a serious blizzard in 2010 which dropped 22 inches of snow with whiteout conditions for two days. Our wind is...2/3
BagulTheSalty
Go slow. Snow is deceiving. Don’t drive like a cunt.
Aintnothangbutachickenwang3
Basically, don’t drive like you normally do. All love, no sarcasm. I’m Canadian.
CmfMttnPpl
If u start slipping let off the gas and slowly apply pressure again
BagulTheSalty
Learned this last year. Best advice ever
SadLonelyStupid
And for the love of all that is holy keep your foot off the brake.
0neSadCookie
Too late
DynamikIP
Wish the people in their f1000s with 75 inch tires knew this.
ThisUserNameIsReallyLoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Naw. They invincible.
HodorFirstOfHisName
As someone with an f150 with big tires, I tried my best.
0neSadCookie
To drive like a cunt?
HodorFirstOfHisName
Only when it's dry. I'm not trying to kill -myself-
StorellaDeville
lol y'all
TehStoner
I got behind an f350 the other morning and after stopping at a stoplight, all he could do was spin his tires. The best part was that his >>
TehStoner
License plate said 'heavyw8.' Why don't you put a little 'heavyw8' in your truck bed there, eh guy? Maybe you can go forward then
BeerAndWhiskey
*Laughs Wisconsinly*
cantusamator
Laughs canadianly
StupidAlexKrycek
Laughs Canadianly, sorry for laughing.
EllieZee
So instead of hehehe is it eheheh? Fuck I tell horrible jokes
Buffaromuffin
You get +1. Not because it was funny. It was terrible. But I nor any Canadian I know has ever written that. Thank you.
EllieZee
Lmao I know it was. I'm currently dying laughing... must be the red wine lol
jeep999999999
Sfinski
*Laughs in Finnish*
HughLaurie
Unless Greenland checks in, I think you won.
StaksiAVR
What about Antarctica
HughLaurie
I doubt anyone at those stations who has internet access would be allowed on imgur. I'd love to be proven wrong, though.
reider10
Already that sounds annoying
poopymcgee63
*Laughs Appalachian Mountainsely*
TheOriginalFinnishBastard
Drinks vodka and laughd Finnishingly.
theitinerantnaturalist
*Lauche Canadaly*
ImMrbulldops
Cackles from New York
GeorgeLever
*Laughs New Yorkishly*
FirstThingThatCameToMind
I'm always mocking my austin friends over their weather "problems" but I havent had snow up here yet, so they get one free "shut up" coupon
SatansTesticles
*Laughs in Canadian*
masonicmasonry
*Laughs Michiganly*
RELAVANTGIFMAKER
*Upvotes muthafuckaly*
MrStormTrooper
*drinks tim hortons and giggles at the summer weather *
Maggiesperson
From the snow belt in Ohio. ...mwah hah hah
MrZakoshi
Same
Tver937
Xaxaxaxa- laughs in Russian (literally) you guys are cute.
kyylloren
*apologises for all the other Canadians laughing*
QRMSan
*laughs in Iowan*
TechnicolorCheeseWedge
*laughs Alaskanly*... but seriously, we have freezing rain today. In December. I'm calling bullshit.
nicknackpaddywack
Laughs yooperly
Arock77
Central Oregon laughing in
Puggledad
Live right in snow belt on southern tip of lake michigan, counted 7 cars slid off the road yesterday and one semi
jeep999999999
*Laugh Canadaly*
Zawayix
*cries missouribly*
cocochronic
*laughs in Bostonian*
AdjustedBritishScientificOutrageScale
Some nice freezing rain on our already snow covered Alaskan roads tonight... Eh, I'll just leave to work a couple minutes earlier come AM.
Gremlynn4023
Don't pretend Wisconsin doesn't have a AWD pickup in the ditch every 100ft during the first snowfall of the year.
AmericanGh0st
No you’re thinking of Indiana. I-65 is apocalyptical after a fresh snow.
Gremlynn4023
Might be true of Indiana too, never been further south than Ft. Wayne and the last time was years ago. But unfortunately in 'sconny often.
ScungilliMan
They're the FIB drivers
WhereDidILoseMyPants
*Laughs Coloradanly*
Traviscoletravels
*Dodges bullet in parka Chicagoanly*
Puggledad
Oh this is gold pal.
AmericanGh0st
Da bullets
madtraumatechstrictlypeds
My roommate is from Wisconsin and he just moved to Texas this summer.... I am afraid he is going to give himself a hernia laughing at us
madtraumatechstrictlypeds
He actually shot soda out his nose at the winter weather advisory on the news thinks the whole thing is hilarious
jjuerg
It is.
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
Well I hope he remembers that there probably isn’t that much salt/sand on the roads as there would have been at home. But either way I agree
SoupCanMan
Define "home". I was only 20 miles outside a city of 6k people and it took 5 days for sand to show up. Bumblefuck, WI, my chillinz.
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
Damn good point. damn good sir.
getoutofhereyounosylittlepervertorimgonnaslapyousilly
I think you mean he shot pop out of his nose...
UncleTopher
It's soda, dammit!
Thefluffernutter
I say soda #notallmidwesterners
UncleTopher
Everyone I know says soda.
madtraumatechstrictlypeds
LMAO I forgot y'all call it that. Pop is what happens to balloons around sharp objects.
UncleTopher
As a Wisconsinite, we call it soda. Dunno where that guy lives.
StaksiAVR
*Laughs Minnesotanly*
Craig653
Utard laughter
ShreddedKylo
*laughs illinoisanly*
cyoparallel
*laughs South Dakotan*
BleachIsGood
*laughs in Utahn*
ApplesdaKitty
umm.. *chortles Ohioanly* "lake effect counts too!"
JobThompson
Confusingly snortles in georgian....
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Minnesotaaaaa!
Jokewell911
*Get confuses in mexicanian*
NateintheNorth
Blizzard like conditions early this week. Buddy asked if I wanted BWWs. Got in my Impala and plowed on through!
Torimkaldeen
*Chuckles in Pennsylvanian*
UltimateMcNasty
*Cries North Dakotanly* It gets too cold here for snow.
e0jay
*burns californiany*
aFactIsAFact
Underrated comment of the day
BeeziBee90
*Laughs Michiganderly*
MaggGyver
*snickers swedishly*
SpiderDetective
*Chuckles in Coloradan*
pineapplesaremything
Bullshit, we have like no snow this year, and that makes me sad :(
SavageGod
Yeah I've only seen snow twice this year and it didn't make it through the day either time.
DrowsyDude
*laughs Montananly*
wovar
*laughs yosemitey*
shortroundead
*Laughs Canadianly*
Aedan382
*Laughs Canadianly, then asks if he/she can be of any help, sorry for the bad weather*
TheElderBowls
Cackles in Siberian.
StubbyJohnson
*Laughs Yooperly*
Counterfit
"Ah-hyuck"
thatdudekev98
*confused in californian*
AMartianPotato
*Huddles near the Californian for warmth. Pulls out marshmallows*
thatdudekev98
ChuckWeiss
*laughs in Truckeeite*
ILikeSciFi
*crys in Oregonian*
theamountofstupidyoudropis
Read it as oreganoian and bamboozled meself
Alrightyouwin
*laughs alaskanly*
StaksiAVR
can't beat that
BakedAlaskan
*laughs alaskanly along*
Jokewell911
I was in anchorage last month... As a Mexican holy frozen hell -10°c burn my cheeks
Alrightyouwin
I’d rather deal with that. We’ve been getting freezing rain lately where I’m at.