RonSwansonson
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Now taking applications for Valentines
Feb 13, 2017 6:54 AM
RonSwansonson
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Now taking applications for Valentines
SmugDruggler95
I lost my job and my girlfriend ! Wooooo
littlelouisiana
/a/SgWtv
YourTypicalFriend
As your friend I wanted to come by and ask if it's cool to ask her out
BannedForNSFW03
First you get the money. Then the power. Then the women. - Tony Montana.
TeddyBearHeaven
Save some money up before your income starts to support two people.
hailchaserdfw
Think of all the money you'll have now.
TheKingofAfternoonNaps
ThecommentFarmer
This needs more upvotes. Literally the exact representation on the post.
lkess
It'll be ok, you'll go to Cozys, and let the ladies rest in the sweet sound of your jazz. Go get'em Duke
ThisNameLacksPunctuation
get that in writing. do not move or make any dependent changes w/o legal proof of having the job that can back you up if they renege.
RonSwansonson
I hear ya. Luckily its 10 minutes from my house
Mugfan
Congratulations! Sounds awesome!
Taliska
Where do we send our applications?
KeeperofthekidS16
Cograts on the new job! Don't date co-workers, it gets messy!
RonSwansonson
Not a lot of women in my line of work haha I dont think it will be a problem
KeeperofthekidS16
Well that sucks. Maybe an after hours get together at a bar will provide!
Taliska
Like they say... don't dip the pen in company ink!
LemLemanski
Is today Valentine's Day?
TakNoPants
What field is you don't mind saying?
RonSwansonson
Marine Engineering!
TakNoPants
Nice man, congrats on your job and finishing your education
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
ME TOO! I just got called 10 minutes ago. I get to go quit my busing job now.
Lochiacoveredpimple
Siesaj
Now you'll have no kids and three money!
DogInAToaster
I died a little from laughter at this comment. Better than inhaling things I'm finding in the basement.
tothe9ines
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Parameowdic
Parameowdic
zipfel73m
single and money... lucky bastard!
CM0n5ter
What's the job?
paddycakes
That's awesome! What will you be doing?
RonSwansonson
Ill be a dock engineer for a marine engineering company
nerdybluegirl
My valentine ditched me for some other girl. Shit happens right?
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nerdybluegirl
It's me alright and, yeah he went for someone else :( said he was too poor posted this girl on his snap while they went out.
RonSwansonson
Hey I'll be your Valentine!
nerdybluegirl
Awe sure
nerdybluegirl
If messenger was up I would send out cards! Spread love then drink and be sad watching movies.
RonSwansonson
I could always use a drinking buddy!
RonSwansonson
Messenger is down?
nerdybluegirl
Yup it is
RonSwansonson
I could always use a drinking buddy! Im drinking apothic red wine as we speak!
nerdybluegirl
Nice choice :)
Billy2sweet
Hes single and got money ladies. Scoop him up soon!
Taliska
The wingman game is strong with this one...
o11c
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife."
angryeunuch
Get him while he's easy ladies!!!
Taliska
ouch!
greenbastardslonglostladycousinemeraldbanshee
And he's Ron Swanson's son. So make sure you're not an idiot and know how to cook a good, meat heavy breakfast.
Zyiliana
Ron Swansonson?
Billy2sweet
And his dick? Completely adequate!
RonSwansonson
at least 6 adequate
Billy2sweet
Ok stop trying to make the rest of us look bad Big boy.
RonSwansonson
milliliters
Cerinna
OK I'm sold. I don't get up early enough to cook him breakfast though. :(
Billy2sweet
I get up at noon. If that time frame is good for you and you are willing to settle for a lesser model.
Cerinna
Sorry mate, Ron Swanson's son just made me a deal I can't refuse.
RonSwansonson
I got breakfast if you got dinner!
Cerinna
Not a problem. :)
killernat
well fuck you ive been looking for work since the start of my last year in college and now its a year after i finished and still nothing
killernat
sorry to shit on your parade im just frustrated as hell
RonSwansonson
What field?
killernat
instrumentation, industrial automation
RonSwansonson
Honestly that stuff is really interesting to me but the industry seems to be over saturated
killernat
the jobs are out there but "minimum 5 years exp" is the norm for entry level
RonSwansonson
Yeah the one I got wanted 7 years but I know somebody. Its really all about who you know