Enjoy my slippery dump.

Jan 5, 2020 8:18 PM

DLeeMacD

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"They gots no guns hurrhurr"

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Thank you all for taking a gander into my collections. 3 dump posts. 3 front page showings. Feels real good

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Love the crack monster

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The shrek and ha n solo one did me in... Goodnight

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good dump

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is exactly why girls go to the bathroom in pairs/groups. (Credentials: am girl)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1.) Does it have to be a fully loaded Mercedes S Class?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one that sang "what's your fucking problem" to the baby using the "why you always lying" tune? - it fit so well

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aw yeah just pound that beer with your amoxicillin. See how that works out for you.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No dont really unless you love projectile vomiting.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 Tried touching bulb, bulb to hot. Wanted to put in freezer to cool off. Lamp wouldn't fit. Put in fridge section instead. forgot about it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good selection of memes OP v

6 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

#5 is simple. They got real stoned and wanted to see if the light went out when they close the fridge door.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I’ve been blackout drunk, and stoned off my ass countless times. Never tried to put a lamp in a fridge. Some other fuckery was involved here

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...just what?

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

Yeah. It's funny

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

Why do people whine about the car door? It’s a 100lb piece of metal not a Pringle’s can.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

Metal. And glass. And electronics. And slamming it makes a huge noise. It's a door, give your nuts a tug and figure out how to close it.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My neighbors are door slammers.. they get new cars every year..I don't understand it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#27

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow, some good stuff in here!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will neither confirm nor deny why we go to the bathroom in pairs. It's an ancient secret.....

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Yes, they must not know about the snakes.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Damn it you revealed too much.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#5 it's a light snack

6 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 1

I used to want English to be our official language and outlaw all others from use in official context. Now I prefer Spanish.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I dont want to but yeah...upvote geez

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought they were just showing us their cool lamp.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Have an upvote...

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0