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Feb 17, 2017 12:51 PM
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ImNotANecrophiliacImJustNostalgic
Also the only one to feature a giant statue of a semi-limp phallic objet. Gardermoen 5/7 best airport
stanfy86
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2AwFN9Nc
Tovarish1013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Z9e214W-g
RobKnob91
Norway is mocking our airports. Very sad. Time to get smart US
DinoKebab
In fairness, it is a quite a nice airport.
whydoihavetohaveanickname
it was real, removed now tho. (https://www.nrk.no/norge/osl-trekker-twitterspok-om-beste-flyplass-i-verden-1.1338336 article in norwegian)
Hwoot
Now that article is gone too
RamaDrama
There is always an alternative airport.
Cthulhuislove
Yeah bit it's 1 hour away from OSLO instead of 20 min
paulocentauro
It is a nice airport tbf
plaank
I prefer CPH to OSL, but it's a good #2 in Scandinavia.
mellowdrama
The spotlight has finally been put on the low-life airports!
thedissident
Just goes to show how much of laughing stock my country as become...we have become the punchline for the world.
Vectorman2
Spoiler alert buddy, USA has been the target of jokes/criticism literally since independence
FilthyHobbitses
well, now it is just too easy.
Vectorman2
always has been and as long as we are superpowers it will be
danlei
Best thing about this new administration in US is the spreading of this Trumpspeak.
NetProfit
As an American, I hope that other countries know that most of us severly dislike Trump.
xOrangethunder
He got a little less than 50% of the votes... in my books thats not 'most'.
trinxter
This post is a failed post. Fake! +1
Racinggrey
Shame
bunfusa
Wrong!
Windharp
Alternative facts.
redbullvodka
This is a fantastic comment. Everybody says so. A tremendous comment.
BooRadleyLives
Sad!
guilemer
Usersub, full of fake posts, SAD, FP is great
TheWizardofGauze
Make Front Page great again
soapydux
This is the best post. I know it, you know it, everyone knows it
qualityraindeer
Aw, thanks ^_^
CoffeeIsTasty
What are your sources for this?
Snowskeeper
It may not be true that this is the best post, but people feel like it's true that it's the best post.
Noooooooooooooope
Lots of people agree. Ask 'em. Ask the people. Lots of people are saying this is the best post. You're fake news. Sad!
Phalanalanax
metalfoto
Always upvote "Alternative Reality Airports"
PsychoDK
In their defence, it is a great Airport. I'll be flying home from that airport in a month :)
aloysiusgruntbucket
Having flown through Frankfurt several times; can attest: not a real airport.
lambaroo
frankfurt airport used to have a great club in the basement. the dorian gray i think it was called.
ASecondChance
the failed imgur cant hold a candle to 9gag, sad!
TheRealGandaIf
Ihavethebestusername
They are not great.. One of the most boring airports there is... Im a norwegian myself
Whitefall
Agreed, I gotta give the Dutch their due, Schiphol is for me the best airport in Europe.
Ihavethebestusername
I can agree ???? i like the kopenhagen airport aswell
angelicyokai
I want this type of marketing to become normal. It's the best kind of marketing. The greatest. All other marketing is fake.
AGCGACCAAGACAACGUUGACGAAAGC
You haven't seen BER in Berlin yet. So organized you rarely even have to queue.
grimnorseman
wrong!
ingen2
You should feel bad about your snowfall preparations, though. OSL got that game locked down.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
It's great. And so exclusive, you have to book your flight about 4-5 years in advance.
reux
That's what the liberal elite wants you to think
only90skidswillgetthis
You're going to get tired of NOT being in line.
IsThisUsernameReallyRelevant
I think you missed on the sarcasm here.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Ironically YOU missed the sarcasm. BER is a catastrophic disaster project, was supposed to open years ago, opening delayed for the5thTimeNow
makezu
As european, this not queue does not make sense. I can't queue at all? How am i suppose to get where others go?
bohemiancrabcity
I wish Frankfurt were half that nice. I fly to munich and drive extra just to avoid that hell hole.
yesthisisguest
I hate fucking Frankfurt.
bohemiancrabcity
They can't even figure out how to build a bathroom that doesn't show everyone shitting when you open the door to the terminal.
Makecba
Remember to use protection
fathersisterberzerker
Frank is such a dick. Worst fuck ever.
DrNoMeansNo
"Well, I was just given that information. I don't know. I was just given... "
WildScotsman6
Schipol 4 lyf!!! (Netherlands)
MahatmaGandhu
Trump is inspirational to people all over the world.
bypoop
Honestly South Park Trump should just be a serious president.
eroso
Has newest southpark been any good? I stopped watching bc it had too many reference jokes I didnt get.
scooterwillie
SAD!
NemoElcon
I knew Norway was good, but daaang!!
ashmenon
Dear Americans, please know that we KNOW Trump doesn't represent you. When you see stuff like this, we're not mocking you as a nation, >
swinglinered
I wonder if this is all a put-on to get voters to read up on things in the future. shock therapy
fathersisterberzerker
This is the result that's happening. But the people in position to pull off such a conspiracy want the opposite. So probably not.
TristanBomb
No, don't apologize. Mock us. We deserve it...
ashmenon
> just the man himself who somehow managed to wheedle his way into the White House. As a people, you're pretty alright.
computerphile
That said, please stop talking to strangers (at least us foreigners) in public toilets.
WookieWookieWookie
I get that women talk in the toilet. They're wierd but whatever. But men who do are psychos that I will stay far away from.
computerphile
Landed in the US for the first time. Had to pee. Had to hold a conversation in the airport toilet. Will never forget.
Bombpier
Those people are wierd here too
BossCar9
Many Americans are probably going to mock him as well. Might as well make the most of it.
ashmenon
Oh no no, we mock HIM plenty. Just not the country itself.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
Most Americans with working brains mock him constantly and fear & hate everything he does. But ~half the US population isn't like such.
BossCar9
Half the U.S. would be like 150 million, though. I don't even think half of that half even voted.
IDontKnowHowToHuman
I'm not trying to explain how he got elected. I'm just saying half our population is effectively retarded. Like batshit methhead retarded.
ashmenon
That's the thing though, he got 63m votes, which is less than a quarter of the country.
ashmenon
That's the thing though, he got 63m votes, which is less than a quarter of the country.
maniacalmacaroni
I sometimes feel like I'm taking crazy pills, but then I remember to take my crazy pills.
RishiMaru
Do you feel better?
bornsleepy
Note to self: Actual notes are better
Vectorman2
Are those pills that make you crazy or pills that themselves suffer from mental issues?
swinglinered
the pills are disguised demons, so are TVs
Ragenanners
Well, we do have a floppy-dick-statue in the terminal (sauce:
)
swedishbutthurtguy
this is why we let germany transport troops into Norge during the war.
sviddneger
Feige svenske.
fadecomic
I'm not sure "can't get it up" is the message an airport should be sending...
Joaster
Underrated comment right here
SoloToplaneOnly
One can't go wrong with a floppy dick statue
MoreCheeseGromit
I read that as floppy disc statue and was slightly disappointed.
Krista5lynn
Me too men:')
maarv
Maybe they ordered a floppy disk statue?
onfire
Can't wait to see it live on Sunday
TechnicalTim
But do you have memes?
Captainclickbait
That's a great floppy dick. The best floppy dick in the world.
DeeCee21
This is truly a thing of beauty.
SleuthGluth
How did I miss this?!
fluortanten
Not every day you see a famous person like Bendydick Cumonthefloor...
DoubleSunMoonMoon
Ahhhh..... Gotta love dick sauce
TheSilentOod
jfm2
im tempted to go there to make lots of penis jokes
Shimobe
Bendydick Catchyerglance.
Tazerfaced
Hahaha stemmer!
Emaref
y tho
RogerWoodhouse
Ahhhh, the Trump impersonation makes sense now!
geomin
Thanks @ragenanners
ColeMan49
I thought that was a statue tribute to Miss Danger
peaceloveandgraffiti
Yup def the best
sicca3
Er den ny? Aldri sett den før :')
Ragenanners
Har vært der ganske lenge... kanskje 10 år?
sicca3
Hmm, har vel ikke fulgt med.
Snodig
Omg, I was just there. I touched it, cuz you gotta.
Axewhipe
I put my mouth around it, cuz you gotta.
Snodig
You slut.
Axewhipe
Thanks, cock pirate.
Snodig
LemonStarbursts
I thought you typed floppy disk and I was like "cool cool" and then I looked at the picture and reconsidered my life
twfeline
Still not as good as Satan's horse in front of Denver airport.
Ragenanners
Sauce?
Vaanhalen
See this is why the president of Norway could say ANYTHING and no one would react. We can't take y'all seriously. Even ur dick is weird!
Snodig
We're a monarchy.
Vaanhalen
Interesting. Do you have a princess?
Ragenanners
We never had a president
CatsandDnD
Butwhy.gif
DelaysAction
We have the best floppy dicks.
2TbspOfDogAssOil
Floppy-disk
twfeline
Still not as good as Satan's horse in front of Denver airport.
StockyStockton
I though I was the only one he though this was weird, what's the name of the airport/town/city again, saw this last year :P
Msdee83
Or did you mean Oslo and Frognerparken with all the naked statues?
Msdee83
You mean Gardermoen?
jenniferlawrenceisabear
Sad.
sicca3
Why?
Techtronic
But what was it supposed to be? I highly doubt they intended to place a large phallus in an airport.
Msdee83
Norway is kinda liberal with such things.. We have a huge park in Oslo with naked statues.. Search for "Frognerparken" on Google ;)
HongShow
It's supposed to be a floppy dick. We have an entire park dedicated to floppy dicks, do not underestimate our facination with floppy dicks!
Placentaur
Flacination*
SendMeReplicasOfYourDick
I just laughed so hard I coughed. Floppy dicks are cute!
Techtronic
Well hello ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SendMeReplicasOfYourDick
Hey floppy dick dude!
kahdri
It's a great meet-up point. Ain't no way you're gonna confuse that statue for anything else
marquisdechocula
maybe that trash dove
cloudandtrains
holy shit, didnt think about that.
TimTamSlam128
"Meat" up point
ategua
"Look for the big dick"
boobphysicist
but then they will never find op
bascus
Definitely not op
SaucyDisses
No, the OTHER big duck!
rallkjerring
nesten relevant her as
INamedMyDogSolo
PIKKALMA PIKKALMA PIKKALMA PIKKALMA
CarryKnuts
Herlig
igec
Er du ofte relevant?
CarryKnuts
Nei ):
Msdee83
Bra navn ;)
rallkjerring
;-)
Msdee83
Så da er spørsmålet bare.. Alma som liker eller har en? Hmm..
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DomSchu
What happened to the scrotum?
SmoothSaline
The answer will shock you!
DavidSammson
They went their separate ways
somenumbersandstext
you mean your legs don't start from your balls?
energ1ze
I guess technically everyone's legs start with balls
GeorgePotompkin
Scrotum? Damn near killed him!
JunkbatmainOberbatch
heheh wrecked
SaintGodMemorial
Surrealism
Ragenanners
Well, since the dick is floppy, the balls are floppy as well
DomSchu
Yeah, but each nut is in it's own separate sack.
HahaWubalubadubdubHaha
Botox
Zoeytheninjadog
It's art
DomSchu
You're art
pandaonfire
Some context: they later deleted this tweet and apologized for it. Humour probably didn't sit well with people in suits?
REV076
I just checked and couldn't find it so that's why. People are idiots.
Vaanhalen
TBH these twitter accounts are run by twenty-something girls. It's not exactly CEO tweets-- gotta go to trump for that jizz.
computerphile
Also: The few biggest airports (like Oslo) are the only ones that actually makes money and help subsidize the loss of the all the others.
computerphile
I wouldn't be surprised if the smaller airports in Norway got pissy over Oslo calling them (as non-profitable) 'fake'.
daevax
I hate this shit. People just love to be so fuckin sensitive about anything they can.
computerphile
Please remember that almost all airports in Norway are owned by the government (and Norway was a founding member of NATO).
pandaonfire
Ah, I actually wasn't aware that they were govt owned. That would explain it.
NemoElcon
It's Norway. Everything is government owned. We have a commercial free TV-channel "powered" by tax money. Hospitals are free, tho!
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
I got rid of my tv and all that, saved me a lot of money. Also, hospitals aren't "free", we pay via our taxes, but fuck yeah, it's awesome!
computerphile
Yeah, that thing is in the process of being changed so everyone will pay through taxes and not just if you own receiver equipment.
pandaonfire
I know, I'm Norwegian. But for how commercial flying is, wouldn't surprise me if they were private entitites.
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NemoElcon
Avinor is a government owned company and is running if not all, at least many of them
crgee
We have four commercial-free TV-channels in Finland fueled by tax money. They're great. The best there is.
SteveElzey
Do they show naked female breasts?