Sep 10, 2021 2:11 PM
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YoMammaTheLlama
imagine if that was a real heart attack.
roweshow321
bendaresall
That was clever
ClaudeKenny
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Itmightgetbiggermaybenot
I did a similar thing at my wife's wedding and just dropped my pants in front of all of her friends and blamed her for it
UsedCarSalesChick
This comment is somewhat confusing….your *wife’s* wedding?
TomieLobo
But... is he going to be ok?!
DavidCopaFeal
Although set up for the camera you know he works to keep her happy. Some dude's got it
ValdeFortis
That's such a good fake collapse too.
ChewieLovehewitt
A Matter of Trust
Velv3tThunder
The lady who cackled would feel like shit if he was really dead
connecticutlauren
I don't get it
typedrole
more true than might be thought
HammerBreaker
SuperGeniusPS
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Happy Birthday to the ground!
Duffinn
Welcome to the real world, jackass!
PastaLaPizzaBaby
DeanGulberri1
abrakadaBRO
This is the perfect usage +1
cellocalypse
I KILLED THE REST OF THE DUDE TOOOOO
asifwewouldbesomeonebetter
positiveleroy
Ohfishyfishyfishyfish
hgfurgyhauh4uhghghuhgiqguhniij
He knows what the lady wants.
ligmabolz
He probably got a clue after he woke up several times while she was trying to suffocate him with a pillow in his sleep
ThirdRock
Oh… that’s not just a game couples play?
fbutt09
Generally it’s affection and his time. Sweets and flowers are a bonus.
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
I thought clothes shopping with her and peeing correctly was the deal
hammoMlemFlyer
Oooohhhh i will definitely use it
neallo
Dad joke level ULTIMATE!
StorytellingSalem
That was amazing
jimpapadimitrios24
guy i know won the lottery and next day his wife died in a car crash. and he still had one wish left
1019181716151413121
Slick mofo even checked his LZ first
ComradeBrickFrog
Boomer marriage humor never ceases to be just completely ghoulish
sjs9702
I don't want to point out how old we may be getting, but those look like solid Gen Xers.
unfamiliarHorse
so I can't do a medival joke or a fifties joke? your missunderstood that comment.
Thank you. - Gen X-er
You're welcome. - Fellow Gen X-er.
VodkaReindeer
The joke is that she wished for his death.
photog
GerbilHereReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Itemidentifier
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
What did he say?
LurkNoMore2day
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SatanDoorbell
I think someone in the background said ‘Make a wish’
UsernamesAreStupidAnyways
Pretty sure someone also said "Wish for "
Ok, so not relevant really to the 'joke' of the man falling.
atrevelyan
It was 100% related to him “falling”
atcggcta
maholt
I'm using that.
AndritosRetardos
Same!
JerBearington
Hell yeah
GocNo1
Yup. Same.
Cha0sForever
Wife tilted my head sideways to kiss my neck and caused my neck to click/crack. I did exactly that and went limp. She had a panic attack.
normalushall5
When it's my wife I always go "Suddenly I have the urge to do the laundry and rub your feet."
I also choose this guys wife
BruceLorneCampbell
When it's your wife I say the same thing!
You can have a turn any time.
cryborg
DreadPirateJaceMangrove
I used to do this all the time in the sims 3!
zanzeh
A waifu: the universal wish.
TeaOverdose
spacefarm
That's...vaguely disturbing.
confanity
More than vaguely. The genie is clearly unhappy with this arrangement, so instead of "a favor in return for freedom" it's literal slavery.
Martellus
So, the plot of the webcomic “Ship in a bottle”!
reverendbonobo
Strangeshrimp
ImmortalTimothy
If we put him in there once, we can do it again... Hopefully.
StArkyn
Not without adventurer party #7 8 years later consisting of a kobold bard, dragonborn paladin, swashbuckler catfolk, human priest, and
a generic secretly evil gnome mage working for the genie named Gnorman because on the spot names are hard.
PraiseThePook
On the spot names might be difficult, but you nailed it!
morelikeconsham
When you make adventure parties, are they normally at least 60% furry?
Ghalagor
He used only two wishes. The genie turning into a waifu and having a family with her.
mastodonj
First wish boobs, second wish butt, third wish faithful wife.
shadowsail
To make this slightly more disturbing, it's possible he's kept the last wish so the genie can't leave.
RoovyRoo
Ya gotta leave the last bullet just in case
peastream
One in the chamber...
deflectiveone
they're watching firefly season two
Never watched it, is it that good?
Wolf2Worrior
Very. Also, a couple of books were made. I'm about halfway through my first one and it's pretty good.
LdaQuirm
Joregaurd
Bro…that hit a lil too close to home! Dang!
YoMammaTheLlama
imagine if that was a real heart attack.
roweshow321
bendaresall
That was clever
ClaudeKenny
Itmightgetbiggermaybenot
I did a similar thing at my wife's wedding and just dropped my pants in front of all of her friends and blamed her for it
UsedCarSalesChick
This comment is somewhat confusing….your *wife’s* wedding?
TomieLobo
But... is he going to be ok?!
DavidCopaFeal
Although set up for the camera you know he works to keep her happy. Some dude's got it
ValdeFortis
That's such a good fake collapse too.
ChewieLovehewitt
A Matter of Trust
Velv3tThunder
The lady who cackled would feel like shit if he was really dead
connecticutlauren
I don't get it
typedrole
more true than might be thought
HammerBreaker
SuperGeniusPS
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Happy Birthday to the ground!
Duffinn
Welcome to the real world, jackass!
PastaLaPizzaBaby
DeanGulberri1
abrakadaBRO
This is the perfect usage +1
cellocalypse
I KILLED THE REST OF THE DUDE TOOOOO
asifwewouldbesomeonebetter
positiveleroy
Ohfishyfishyfishyfish
hgfurgyhauh4uhghghuhgiqguhniij
He knows what the lady wants.
ligmabolz
He probably got a clue after he woke up several times while she was trying to suffocate him with a pillow in his sleep
ThirdRock
Oh… that’s not just a game couples play?
fbutt09
Generally it’s affection and his time. Sweets and flowers are a bonus.
TheSomethingSomethingGenericReplyGuy
I thought clothes shopping with her and peeing correctly was the deal
hammoMlemFlyer
Oooohhhh i will definitely use it
neallo
Dad joke level ULTIMATE!
StorytellingSalem
That was amazing
jimpapadimitrios24
guy i know won the lottery and next day his wife died in a car crash. and he still had one wish left
1019181716151413121
Slick mofo even checked his LZ first
ComradeBrickFrog
Boomer marriage humor never ceases to be just completely ghoulish
sjs9702
I don't want to point out how old we may be getting, but those look like solid Gen Xers.
unfamiliarHorse
so I can't do a medival joke or a fifties joke? your missunderstood that comment.
UsedCarSalesChick
Thank you. - Gen X-er
sjs9702
You're welcome. - Fellow Gen X-er.
VodkaReindeer
The joke is that she wished for his death.
photog
GerbilHereReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Itemidentifier
EyeSpyABreathtakingPerson
What did he say?
LurkNoMore2day
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SatanDoorbell
I think someone in the background said ‘Make a wish’
UsernamesAreStupidAnyways
Pretty sure someone also said "Wish for "
LurkNoMore2day
Ok, so not relevant really to the 'joke' of the man falling.
atrevelyan
It was 100% related to him “falling”
atcggcta
maholt
I'm using that.
AndritosRetardos
Same!
JerBearington
Hell yeah
GocNo1
Yup. Same.
Cha0sForever
Wife tilted my head sideways to kiss my neck and caused my neck to click/crack. I did exactly that and went limp. She had a panic attack.
normalushall5
When it's my wife I always go "Suddenly I have the urge to do the laundry and rub your feet."
HammerBreaker
I also choose this guys wife
BruceLorneCampbell
When it's your wife I say the same thing!
normalushall5
You can have a turn any time.
cryborg
DreadPirateJaceMangrove
I used to do this all the time in the sims 3!
zanzeh
A waifu: the universal wish.
TeaOverdose
spacefarm
That's...vaguely disturbing.
confanity
More than vaguely. The genie is clearly unhappy with this arrangement, so instead of "a favor in return for freedom" it's literal slavery.
Martellus
So, the plot of the webcomic “Ship in a bottle”!
reverendbonobo
Strangeshrimp
ImmortalTimothy
If we put him in there once, we can do it again... Hopefully.
StArkyn
Not without adventurer party #7 8 years later consisting of a kobold bard, dragonborn paladin, swashbuckler catfolk, human priest, and
StArkyn
a generic secretly evil gnome mage working for the genie named Gnorman because on the spot names are hard.
PraiseThePook
On the spot names might be difficult, but you nailed it!
morelikeconsham
When you make adventure parties, are they normally at least 60% furry?
Ghalagor
He used only two wishes. The genie turning into a waifu and having a family with her.
mastodonj
First wish boobs, second wish butt, third wish faithful wife.
shadowsail
To make this slightly more disturbing, it's possible he's kept the last wish so the genie can't leave.
RoovyRoo
Ya gotta leave the last bullet just in case
peastream
One in the chamber...
deflectiveone
they're watching firefly season two
Ghalagor
Never watched it, is it that good?
Wolf2Worrior
Very. Also, a couple of books were made. I'm about halfway through my first one and it's pretty good.
LdaQuirm
Joregaurd
Bro…that hit a lil too close to home! Dang!