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May 27, 2020 11:00 AM
BardieWell
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CallieOpal
#41 Goatse.
BanishedBook
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Lots of old people memes/puns.
TheKingOfCrows
Just look at it!
Wyvern98
It’s Lyme disease. Not Lymes.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
It's down syndrome, not downs.
hockeyistheshitGOBRUINS
But I want more than one!
gaidinbdj
#15
BoneyBob
That show was fuckin' awesome. Never knew until I got on the internet in the late 90s that he voiced Inspector Gadget.
dmalzahn
Well it was created and written by Mel Brooks and Buck Henry. It was the original "spoofing the spy genre" series, before Austin Powers.
didja20
Thank you. Just thank you :)
85HH
Gold
DodgyMerchant
What kind of sociopath has leftover pizza
EndiaTheMisanthropist
Oultnil
Do I amaze you?
ItsActuallyDavidNow
idontwannayoucantmakeme
Richmond is out of his room what is Richmond doing out of his room
ianmas5152000
Quality dump!
Mordy9
What
Peepula
Chicken butt
PurpleScubaDiver
And?
baconandmorebacon
It rhymes. Seems that's all.
thecaptainisboss
Jesus why would you give us a list of things not to Google
ThreeOfSeven
cannotpickaname
I wish I could unsee some things
Hoptimonium
Americans love to call everything french. French fries, french press, french doors, french gutters.... none of which originate in France.
Captain71
I googled eel girls.
PurpleScubaDiver
Oh, it's a short horror film! Much better, than I'd think!
tanneberger2
#46 mmmm, gourmet shit
lAmGnomeAnn
#41shouldn't never...should not never...guess we should Google all these then.
Stuffsalotamuff
No
KMV9
How dare they forget Goatse
thisistheinternetimheretotellliesandarguewithstrangers
This would shock someone 20 years ago.
indielovely
I did! The Internet said to.
MADchemEE
#26 & #31 (cause, duplicates). That's just under 30ml (just over 1 fl oz in "freedom units"). That's a rather disturbing average.
LetTheWorldBurnSinceNoOneFFFingCares
Sleeping with any animal that can talk and has human intelligence is not bestiality. Centaurs are okay. Druids that shapeshift are okay. Etc
complimentpin
Anyone else able to diet up to a certain point until it becomes really hard to stay consistent?
IDNMAN21
First one is true to me because that is exactly what happened.
lordnequam
To be fair, #4 is also true! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanwings_Flight_9525
blumpk1npie
Who the fuck wouldn't eat a whole pizza
JosteinCena
I do it every saturday.
JodyBird
They say it's bad to have pizza two days in a row, so I had to finish it today!
fedeColorTerror
I wrote it down below, but 1 pizza has 700-800 calories. If you eat just a whole pizza in a day you are actually in a too big deficit.
fedeColorTerror
Even when on a diet you are not supposed to go under 1200 calories. So it is actually a too much strict diet
fedeColorTerror
I'm underweight and if that was my diet my doctor would kill me because I nees to eat more
IDNMAN21
I can have a diet of junk food and still lose weight but that does not mean I am being healthy.
fedeColorTerror
That's for sure. But one pizza is not junk food. Unless is full of junk stuff. It's just bread, tomato, a little Evo oil and some mozzarella
fedeColorTerror
If you eat it everyday it becomes a problem because you will lack nutrients. But demonizing pizza is pretty wrong.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
My 8 year old son (who is slightly smaller than normal size) can eat a whole little ceasars pizza.
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
I still have a tshirt I won when I was 9 from eating an x-large pizza by myself in a single sitting. I've never known shame.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
does it still fit?
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
Well they gave me an adult large because it was the only one they had, so yea, it's a bit short, but baggy. Also the back is torn to shit.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
from all the ladies trying to catch you
JadeNB1729
Render unto little Caesar what is little Caesar's, and unto your son a whole Little Caesar's pizza.
ITellBadPuns
Does anyone have this pic without the text?
BrainTaffy
I got you fam
ITellBadPuns
Thanks buddy! My mom adores funny bird pictures and I figure she'd like the one without text a lot better
SmileLikeYouJustFarted
This is right down my exact funny-alley, laughed at several of them! Thanks:)
donkeymoney
Oh lordy, this is a primo dump! Congrats, @op
Bigcurly2000
#1 How big are pizzas where you come from that one isn't a normal meal?!
BardieWell
Merica! This is from my local pizza shop
Hutchy01
Your problems there are the prices and lack of kebab meat
IJustReallyLikeFrogs
I googled most of those. Trypophobia makes me itchy and break out in goosebumps.
Stuffsalotamuff
I too get grossed out, but I guess the irrational fear of the holes is the phobia. I thought I had it but I'm just grossed out, not scared.
yorin911
It comes straight out a horror movie
kfizz
You should give us brief descriptions. I know a large chunk of them, but not all. And I def dont wanna look lol
indielovely
I may be jaded but I Googled most and eh it’s mostly just dumb shit. I’ll work on descriptions for those less brave.
boodlite
If you are a guy and really want to be disturbed forever, watch the pain Olympics
kfizz
I'm a girl and looked it up once, still absolutely disturbed forever. Holy fuck
Snowdemoman
#41 Clock spider!?
NapalmStix2Kidz
I thought tub girl was determined to be a fake? Unless I'm thinking of a different tub girl.
Phlynch
That one's easy. It's just a clock-sized spider. I'm more concerned about why I shouldn't look up eel girls.
Phlynch
Because to me, that just sounds like a mermaid with a thinner tail and teeth. Not something that belongs on a list of internet horrors.
Stuffsalotamuff
It's not
NicNac225
Oh. I assumed it was girls shoving eels up their vaginas.
Phlynch
And this is why the statement needs clarification. From someone braver than I am.
bloodydingo
Alright. Fine I'll do it.
indielovely
I did. There was a crappy looking movie about a girl who is half eel and an ad that was pulled of a girl turning into an eel so i still dk.