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manwithmoobs
Well, do you feel lucky?
ICouldntGetTheNameIWanted
Jokes on you I already know the answer to #5 *cries triumphantly in mandarin*
DoctorSpaceDog
Another good one is "girls who like..." "boys who like..." "women who like..." etc. Learn interesting things about people's priorities.
Blinkordeath182
Macklemore saves on his clothes by shopping at thrift stores and invests his earnings on being a cold ass honkey.
iWokeUpLike
Is magic real?
unding
iguessthisusernamewilldo
The first thing I got was "is marching band a sport" ...
FrankTheCube
I believe Mona Lisa is dead, but before that I believe she was married.
DrunkShakespeare
I didn't expect to make out with that meteor, but it ended up falling for me.
skch
Fake. Try the same on an incognito tab... "is Mayweather Mexican?"
ninmonkey
Google search results are *not* the same for all users. Even locale alone modifies it.
xMrSpazx
Its only gay if you let the meteor put it in your asteroid..
ritzdogg
My favourite. http://imgur.com/2zGWfir
blameitonmyjuice
My "is m" from just now is different, but nevertheless astounding. http://imgur.com/ysrJCyr
ImmortalAzrael
Is magic real? Only if you believe.
therealtomservo
Fantastic
LagunitasIPA
Is mayweather mexican
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
I googled "is m" too!
AnAverageBox
This gets to the front page once a month but my OC dies with 3 points. www.imgur.com/slJXOzl.jpg
Zechie
I always thought those Mario re-programming shenanigans were cool. Like the credit warp and other things
I thought it was pretty amazing. haha I was really surprised no one cared.
ImtheladythatyellsChanceTimeinMarioParty
if making out with meteorite is gay, consider me liberace
felix28
Is making top comment awesome?
drippingwithalchemy
I can't even see straight
DaddysHome
wyuso gaye
NONEPIZZAWITHLEFTBEEF
Fresh reference bro.
davidmedina88
Didn't get it. Swiped for a few posts. Came back to upvote
itsnotthoughisit
I, too, have shared in this journey. It included a dancing batman twice!
LittleLurkerLurking
Sick reference bro
Fenderzilla
Your a foggot
InfantCrippler
Didn't get it, help!
[deleted]
<3
FastSquirt
STRAIGHT OUTTA THE OVEN BABY!
gauntelakor
Only if the meteor wont say no homo.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
I remember thinking on a long train journey. HOLD ON, we say double-U, for W. And the French say double-V, for the same letter!!! MENTAL!!!!
lessobvioususername
A lot of us say double-v for w. I can think of at least Spanish and the Scandinavian languages.
OfficialGoogle
Macklemore's investment habits are what keep me up at night.
IchooseHappieness
you do realize that the list of suggestions is largely based on your own search history - right? RIGHT???!!
bpbpbpbp
I really sorta need to know on that last one.
Ejam0314
As someone whose name is M, am I what?
Teonis
Mine was different:
iscreambanana
it's because google tries to predict what you're going to search
ergo op is a tard
jeremyteal
i got this
Well technically W is an upside down M because M comes first.
iGoAwayButWeAreTwoOfSoul
There's no logical reason for the alphabet to be in the order it's in.
∀?
TheStaleBread
For each
ThinkBlue4
Maybe if M wasn't so selfish, W would come first once in a while.
This is brilliant on so many levels. Okay, like 2 levels.
dro1215
that's barely enough for me plus one
ac112
But why do they call it a double u when it's obviously a double v?!?
Amythyst
The French name for 'w' is pronounced doob-le-vay
kittiesaresoft
In Spanish it's translated as "double v"
Same thing in French. .....
DarkUranium
Also in Slovene.
scoopskipotato
might have something to do with V being uppercase u in classicly pronounced latin and V making the "w" sound.
makarsviolin
I can't make out with meteors. I'm just not ready to comet to a relationship.
TheBIlbo
Dad?
BigBrownDong
Sounds like you just need space...
sidfromtoystory
i don't like thin women. i need someone who's meteor
AngryTurd
Get out
MKUltraMega
you totally rock
BlueLiara
Oh you clever bastard
Neitha
You deserve an upvote.
username4242564
Just make sure it's a meteor and not a ball of shit from an airplane
Kiss me right and dirty
KawaiiPotatoGirl
Sound advice.
HeidiandFrankforlife
It's Dirté.....
senoroctobre
You're my new hero, not even joking
You're my new favorite everything. Not even joking. <3
Sparkmane01
Yes, yes, no, no, 404, yes
LetsGetThisOverWith
Wait, meteors identify as males?
WonTooSri
Excellent, except for the 404. I will need to find and cite more sources for that.
If you go to the website ismydadalive.com it routes you through a bunch of sites and you end up on a page to download Candy Crush Soda Saga
Dad? Alive? Just play candy crush and forget this ever happened.
Who?
Something something stop playing candy crush or i'll leave something something.
LandoTheGreat
Well I guess I'm gay now, but in my defense he told me he was a female meteor.
doubledickjesus
Wise words , my son.
Wintus
Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCueAiAc7N0
eddynetweb
502 bad dad.
Phenomeno
But it said no homo tho
AdmJota
Lisa del Giocondo was not single; she was married to Francesco di Bartolomeo di Zanobi del Giocondo.
Yeah but he's dead now so she's on the market
MattHeinemann
I'm fairly sure she's dead too. Just sayin'
That just changes the market she is on!
Theres aren't enough likes in the world
Aveira
But the painting is probably single.
influ
'til death do us part, amirite?
BrokenEverything
How might one acquire such a badass name in this day and age?
Summersky
Court.
JuanVenturi
kill a duke or duchess in mounted combat
SadisticTea
Step 1: Find a royal with actual authority. Step 2: Acquire land and build castle. Step 3: Be rich. Step 4: ???? Step 5: Fancy title
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
With a lawyer and money (i.e., with money).
JesusHorsedickChrist
404, dad not found.
AceOfShovels
lulz
overmyslightlydeceasedbody
Sick obscure reference!
WarJesus420
(Submitted from Location: Harlem, NY.)
surrealizations
Loved this
Someone's browsing random.
;)
ArniePye
What about a comet?
ArcaneM37
You make out with a comet, you dead.
AdditionalSupplyDepotsRequired
The economy, fools!
Atalung
I wish I lived in more enlightened times
nah das cool
MotherOfOP
HAH! Ice cold man
LetsPlay2D
I'm laughing so hard at this comment and I don't know why
hey thanks man
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
So, about the Meteor thing, is there an answer? I'm asking for a friend...
jmeyers1983
OP made out with a meteor.
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd7/rkba2da/movies/david_spade_joe_dirt_004.jpg
jakeonehalf
It's not a meteor... Airplanes release the poo at 30,000 feet so you have a frozen hunk of crap.
ninjabreadman
That's a space peanut
archangelfrancis
Stardust!
JabbaTheSwampBandit
Maybe @theBOULDER would like to enlighten you
how did I not think of this sooner!
Ihazcheeseburger
It's not gay if it's YOUR dick.
admiralawesome4213
It's only guy if you get each others rocks off
butdoihaveto
Only if you don't say no homo
genjika
Golden rule is to say no homo
madethisaccountjusttocomment
The person doing it is not gay, but by association all his friends immediately turn gay.
https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5068/5686893057_c8cca1118c.jpg
rbudrick
Only if your space peanuts touch.
Askingforafriend
No you're not
raftus
Totally not gay. Unless the meteor is just someone dressed in a meteor costume and is also the same sex as you. Then yes, gay. Embrace it.
IT?! HE HAS A NAME YOU KNOW! He's called Gary, I mean, what? What's going on here?
Wait, Gary dresses up in a meteor costume? Man, the things you learn about people.
I know right!
drdavessardogs
Oh yeah, see them airplanes they dump their toilets 36,000 feet. The stuff freezes and falls to earth. We call 'em Boeing bombs.
idownvotepoststhatstartwithso
I stuck a meteor in my ass once and I'm not gay.
Alicecold
If you feel sexually attracted to the meteor, and the meteor is the same gender as you, yes.
tsubakiscarlet
Okay so that makes me wonder, if you're agender and homosexual does that include non-human? Like objects??
... better up, if you are agender and is only sexually attracted to men, are you homo- or heterosexual then? Or neither?
AlexisWalker
What if you're a hermaphrodite? Does liking either gender make you straight and gay simultaneously, or just cancel out entirely? Like N/A?
QueenCousland
Only if they're agendered objects.
Thanks bud. Outed myself though.
Al3xlasting
It's not ghey if it's on the moon.
Did you do it in the assteroid?
Compendyum
It's only gay if you are gay.
we're talking about my friend, not me
shhhIFarted
If making out with a piece of meteor is gay, I don't wanna be straight.
LiquidPoo
is you're friend a meteor?
they are meteor kin
they are meteorkin you cisscum! (sorry, I don't know enough tumblr sjwese to make a suitably hilarious rant/joke!
ImOnlyHereForTheDrinks
and I need to know for a friend as well.
well, perhaps your friend and my friend could meet up... ;)
My friend needs to know if that too would be gay.
Probably
Ha! Well in that case, my friend is in!
walterpeck
It's only gay if the chondrules touch.
thecolonels
With the age gap between the calcium-aluminum intrusions and the rest of the solar system its frowned down upon, anyway.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
10/10 for the smart joke! Rock solid!
What if I rub the olivine crystals though?
Erchamion1
This is s family website.
thatOTHERsithlord
Lol
althanan
Oh, definitely then.
I regret nothing, I mean, my friend knows nothing
RandAIFlagg
Only if you shout NO BOLIDE!
WaxGangIlluminati
TAKE MY UPVOTE, NERDS!
Gfunkallstar
I don't understand any of this.....+1 for all of you!
You see, chondritic meteorites are very well studied due to the fact that they haven't been changed since they formed, so the different...
...parts show what things precipitated out first in the planetary nebula. Chondrules are little spheres, olivine intrusions are amoeboid ...
You sick fuck
You hypocrite, I bet you do it too :P
FiveKokopelli
I do !
Iamlordofspuds
Whhhhaaaattt.....noooooooooo........
JamesnotJamie
Gay guy here, only if you forget to say no mete before you do it.
rockuhard
you mean no homo?
yes but making it sound like meteor ;P
ohh ok lol my bad, that was slick :D
iswearitwasfunnierinmyhead
this sounds legit
I'm a professional gay I should know.
I do trust you, random gay guy =)
IProvideFakeContext
I don't believe you. Where'd you get your degree?
San Francisco university ;)
manwithmoobs
Well, do you feel lucky?
ICouldntGetTheNameIWanted
Jokes on you I already know the answer to #5 *cries triumphantly in mandarin*
DoctorSpaceDog
Another good one is "girls who like..." "boys who like..." "women who like..." etc. Learn interesting things about people's priorities.
Blinkordeath182
Macklemore saves on his clothes by shopping at thrift stores and invests his earnings on being a cold ass honkey.
iWokeUpLike
Is magic real?
unding
iguessthisusernamewilldo
The first thing I got was "is marching band a sport" ...
FrankTheCube
I believe Mona Lisa is dead, but before that I believe she was married.
DrunkShakespeare
I didn't expect to make out with that meteor, but it ended up falling for me.
skch
Fake. Try the same on an incognito tab... "is Mayweather Mexican?"
ninmonkey
Google search results are *not* the same for all users. Even locale alone modifies it.
xMrSpazx
Its only gay if you let the meteor put it in your asteroid..
ritzdogg
My favourite. http://imgur.com/2zGWfir
blameitonmyjuice
My "is m" from just now is different, but nevertheless astounding. http://imgur.com/ysrJCyr
ImmortalAzrael
Is magic real? Only if you believe.
therealtomservo
Fantastic
LagunitasIPA
Is mayweather mexican
MyPalmsSpaghettiKneesWeakArmsSpaghettiTheresVomitOnMySpaghetti
I googled "is m" too!
AnAverageBox
This gets to the front page once a month but my OC dies with 3 points. www.imgur.com/slJXOzl.jpg
Zechie
I always thought those Mario re-programming shenanigans were cool. Like the credit warp and other things
AnAverageBox
I thought it was pretty amazing. haha I was really surprised no one cared.
ImtheladythatyellsChanceTimeinMarioParty
if making out with meteorite is gay, consider me liberace
felix28
Is making top comment awesome?
drippingwithalchemy
I can't even see straight
DaddysHome
wyuso gaye
NONEPIZZAWITHLEFTBEEF
Fresh reference bro.
davidmedina88
Didn't get it. Swiped for a few posts. Came back to upvote
itsnotthoughisit
I, too, have shared in this journey. It included a dancing batman twice!
LittleLurkerLurking
Sick reference bro
Fenderzilla
Your a foggot
InfantCrippler
Didn't get it, help!
[deleted]
[deleted]
InfantCrippler
<3
FastSquirt
STRAIGHT OUTTA THE OVEN BABY!
gauntelakor
Only if the meteor wont say no homo.
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
I remember thinking on a long train journey. HOLD ON, we say double-U, for W. And the French say double-V, for the same letter!!! MENTAL!!!!
lessobvioususername
A lot of us say double-v for w. I can think of at least Spanish and the Scandinavian languages.
OfficialGoogle
Macklemore's investment habits are what keep me up at night.
IchooseHappieness
you do realize that the list of suggestions is largely based on your own search history - right? RIGHT???!!
bpbpbpbp
I really sorta need to know on that last one.
Ejam0314
As someone whose name is M, am I what?
Teonis
Mine was different:
iscreambanana
it's because google tries to predict what you're going to search
iscreambanana
ergo op is a tard
Zechie
jeremyteal
i got this
ImmortalAzrael
Well technically W is an upside down M because M comes first.
iGoAwayButWeAreTwoOfSoul
There's no logical reason for the alphabet to be in the order it's in.
ninmonkey
∀?
TheStaleBread
For each
ThinkBlue4
Maybe if M wasn't so selfish, W would come first once in a while.
ImmortalAzrael
This is brilliant on so many levels. Okay, like 2 levels.
dro1215
that's barely enough for me plus one
ac112
But why do they call it a double u when it's obviously a double v?!?
Amythyst
The French name for 'w' is pronounced doob-le-vay
kittiesaresoft
In Spanish it's translated as "double v"
ac112
Same thing in French.
.....
DarkUranium
Also in Slovene.
scoopskipotato
might have something to do with V being uppercase u in classicly pronounced latin and V making the "w" sound.
makarsviolin
I can't make out with meteors. I'm just not ready to comet to a relationship.
TheBIlbo
Dad?
BigBrownDong
Sounds like you just need space...
sidfromtoystory
i don't like thin women. i need someone who's meteor
AngryTurd
Get out
MKUltraMega
you totally rock
BlueLiara
Oh you clever bastard
Neitha
You deserve an upvote.
username4242564
Just make sure it's a meteor and not a ball of shit from an airplane
FastSquirt
Kiss me right and dirty
KawaiiPotatoGirl
Sound advice.
HeidiandFrankforlife
It's Dirté.....
senoroctobre
You're my new hero, not even joking
makarsviolin
You're my new favorite everything. Not even joking. <3
Sparkmane01
Yes, yes, no, no, 404, yes
LetsGetThisOverWith
Wait, meteors identify as males?
WonTooSri
Excellent, except for the 404. I will need to find and cite more sources for that.
Sparkmane01
If you go to the website ismydadalive.com it routes you through a bunch of sites and you end up on a page to download Candy Crush Soda Saga
WonTooSri
Dad? Alive? Just play candy crush and forget this ever happened.
Sparkmane01
Who?
WonTooSri
Something something stop playing candy crush or i'll leave something something.
LandoTheGreat
Well I guess I'm gay now, but in my defense he told me he was a female meteor.
doubledickjesus
Wise words , my son.
Wintus
Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCueAiAc7N0
eddynetweb
502 bad dad.
Phenomeno
But it said no homo tho
AdmJota
Lisa del Giocondo was not single; she was married to Francesco di Bartolomeo di Zanobi del Giocondo.
Sparkmane01
Yeah but he's dead now so she's on the market
MattHeinemann
I'm fairly sure she's dead too. Just sayin'
Sparkmane01
That just changes the market she is on!
MattHeinemann
Theres aren't enough likes in the world
Aveira
But the painting is probably single.
influ
'til death do us part, amirite?
BrokenEverything
How might one acquire such a badass name in this day and age?
Summersky
Court.
JuanVenturi
kill a duke or duchess in mounted combat
SadisticTea
Step 1: Find a royal with actual authority. Step 2: Acquire land and build castle. Step 3: Be rich. Step 4: ???? Step 5: Fancy title
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
With a lawyer and money (i.e., with money).
JesusHorsedickChrist
404, dad not found.
AceOfShovels
lulz
overmyslightlydeceasedbody
Sick obscure reference!
WarJesus420
(Submitted from Location: Harlem, NY.)
surrealizations
Loved this
JesusHorsedickChrist
Someone's browsing random.
surrealizations
;)
ArniePye
What about a comet?
ArcaneM37
You make out with a comet, you dead.
AdditionalSupplyDepotsRequired
The economy, fools!
Atalung
I wish I lived in more enlightened times
JuanVenturi
nah das cool
MotherOfOP
HAH! Ice cold man
LetsPlay2D
I'm laughing so hard at this comment and I don't know why
JuanVenturi
hey thanks man
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
So, about the Meteor thing, is there an answer? I'm asking for a friend...
jmeyers1983
OP made out with a meteor.
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd7/rkba2da/movies/david_spade_joe_dirt_004.jpg
jakeonehalf
It's not a meteor... Airplanes release the poo at 30,000 feet so you have a frozen hunk of crap.
ninjabreadman
That's a space peanut
archangelfrancis
Stardust!
JabbaTheSwampBandit
Maybe @theBOULDER would like to enlighten you
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
how did I not think of this sooner!
Ihazcheeseburger
It's not gay if it's YOUR dick.
admiralawesome4213
It's only guy if you get each others rocks off
butdoihaveto
Only if you don't say no homo
genjika
Golden rule is to say no homo
madethisaccountjusttocomment
The person doing it is not gay, but by association all his friends immediately turn gay.
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5068/5686893057_c8cca1118c.jpg
rbudrick
Only if your space peanuts touch.
Askingforafriend
No you're not
raftus
Totally not gay. Unless the meteor is just someone dressed in a meteor costume and is also the same sex as you. Then yes, gay. Embrace it.
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
IT?! HE HAS A NAME YOU KNOW! He's called Gary, I mean, what? What's going on here?
AdmJota
Wait, Gary dresses up in a meteor costume? Man, the things you learn about people.
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
I know right!
drdavessardogs
Oh yeah, see them airplanes they dump their toilets 36,000 feet. The stuff freezes and falls to earth. We call 'em Boeing bombs.
idownvotepoststhatstartwithso
I stuck a meteor in my ass once and I'm not gay.
Alicecold
If you feel sexually attracted to the meteor, and the meteor is the same gender as you, yes.
tsubakiscarlet
Okay so that makes me wonder, if you're agender and homosexual does that include non-human? Like objects??
Alicecold
... better up, if you are agender and is only sexually attracted to men, are you homo- or heterosexual then? Or neither?
AlexisWalker
What if you're a hermaphrodite? Does liking either gender make you straight and gay simultaneously, or just cancel out entirely? Like N/A?
QueenCousland
Only if they're agendered objects.
bpbpbpbp
Thanks bud. Outed myself though.
Al3xlasting
It's not ghey if it's on the moon.
ac112
Did you do it in the assteroid?
Compendyum
It's only gay if you are gay.
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
we're talking about my friend, not me
shhhIFarted
If making out with a piece of meteor is gay, I don't wanna be straight.
LiquidPoo
is you're friend a meteor?
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
they are meteor kin
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
they are meteorkin you cisscum! (sorry, I don't know enough tumblr sjwese to make a suitably hilarious rant/joke!
ImOnlyHereForTheDrinks
and I need to know for a friend as well.
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
well, perhaps your friend and my friend could meet up... ;)
ImOnlyHereForTheDrinks
My friend needs to know if that too would be gay.
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
Probably
ImOnlyHereForTheDrinks
Ha! Well in that case, my friend is in!
walterpeck
It's only gay if the chondrules touch.
thecolonels
With the age gap between the calcium-aluminum intrusions and the rest of the solar system its frowned down upon, anyway.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
10/10 for the smart joke! Rock solid!
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
What if I rub the olivine crystals though?
Erchamion1
This is s family website.
thatOTHERsithlord
Lol
althanan
Oh, definitely then.
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
I regret nothing, I mean, my friend knows nothing
RandAIFlagg
Only if you shout NO BOLIDE!
WaxGangIlluminati
TAKE MY UPVOTE, NERDS!
Gfunkallstar
I don't understand any of this.....+1 for all of you!
thecolonels
You see, chondritic meteorites are very well studied due to the fact that they haven't been changed since they formed, so the different...
thecolonels
...parts show what things precipitated out first in the planetary nebula. Chondrules are little spheres, olivine intrusions are amoeboid ...
walterpeck
You sick fuck
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
You hypocrite, I bet you do it too :P
FiveKokopelli
I do !
Iamlordofspuds
Whhhhaaaattt.....noooooooooo........
JamesnotJamie
Gay guy here, only if you forget to say no mete before you do it.
rockuhard
you mean no homo?
JamesnotJamie
yes but making it sound like meteor ;P
rockuhard
ohh ok lol my bad, that was slick :D
iswearitwasfunnierinmyhead
this sounds legit
JamesnotJamie
I'm a professional gay I should know.
iswearitwasfunnierinmyhead
I do trust you, random gay guy =)
IProvideFakeContext
I don't believe you. Where'd you get your degree?
JamesnotJamie
San Francisco university ;)