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MRW people post sob stories on Imgur.
Mar 3, 2014 8:23 PM
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stinachoo85
MAJOR PAYNE OMG HI 90s
deathpunch0331
One tubby tubby... two tubby tubby
SomethingCleverBand
AAAAAAA....HEEEEHEEEHEEE
Malmeowww
Thir yes thir
olypenn
You want me to show ya a little trick to take ya mind off that pain? Let me see yo finger
smuvness
But those dance moves though.
HaltHammerzeit
Fi Fi Fo Fum, what beanstalk you fall from?
KommissarNKVD
Always my reaction.
LawlessWalrus
This movie is a classic in our family.
rachaelb07
Did I Give You Permission To Sneeze Opie?
olypenn
What you laughing at? you find a piece a candy in yo pocket?
Sirronaldrollback
Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that pain?
DoubleKillDarla
...you might feel a little pressure
JoljloL
You plotting on me ass eyes?
VinylWonder
Up voted because. Major Payne.
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
I'm going to stick my foot so far up your ass, that the water in my knee with quench your thirst!
darklydreamingpanda
Absolute favorite.
ChewableJim
I am NOT your damn brother!
Mcrusty
+1 and favourited I use imgur to escape the shit of everyday life. I typically ignore...or downvote sympathy posts.
ChewableJim
Hee hee hee.
cooplander
Oh the bullet wound in your leg hurts? Here *breaks finger* Leg doesn't feel so bad now does it?
PsychoCavalo
Killing is mah biness!!
catsandbeerandbeerandcats
And business is good!
thundrlipz
There's a monster in your closet? *BANG**BANG**BANG**BANG* "Not anymore..."
UserNamesStressMeOut
Major Payne, can you please help me to understand why you shaved the children bald?
DireSnails
What are you lookin' at, Ass-Eyes?
IAlwaysUpvoteFirefly
YOU PLOTTIN' ON ME BOY!
IAlwaysUpvoteFirefly
WHEN A MAN GET TO PLOTTIN' ON ME IT MAKES MY AGENT ORANGE ACT UP! THEN I GET THE URGE TO KILL!
NoSlack913
Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. Major Payne!! +1
LoganHendrickson
GO geit mah field kniiiiiife.
Calza027
I will put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst.
CanadaRobinson
Isn't it sweat?
DieselBoston
Thats alot of white things! My fav is a a polar bear blinking in a snowstorm in alaska...
maybebutsurely
Why would anybody want a blind dog..?
Thedragonb0rn
I like the guy writing it down in the background like "are you guys getting this, this is some inspirational shit right here"
SuperNinkendo
I hated that little brown-nosing bitch. Bad.
signalswitch64
I have to wonder how efficient it is to take uncovered notes in a torrential rain storm.
usernumber84
Dotson appears to be using just a good ol' legal pad, but... http://www.riteintherain.com/ gear is in every military exchange (in America).
MeForScale
@IfYouWantSympathyLookInTheDictionaryBetweenShitAndSyphilis, you're relevant!
IfYouWantSympathyLookInTheDictionaryBetweenShitAndSyphilis
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
LaBotte
clicked the name ... saw the comments.... BOING BOING BOING
invrsleep
hahahahahaha
TheBoing
What?
Molecular0Machine
BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING
motionjazz
BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING
BuckMelanoma
Funny thing is, you got more points for that than he did when he first posted his BOING BOING BOING comment
LaBotte
Haha Funny, I didn't realised that. Thanks.
goose08
My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne.
valin
I'll PUT MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, THE WATER ON ME KNEE WILL QUENCH YO THIRST!
TheLivinLegend
AND I AM NOT YO DAMN BROTHA.
DrewCareyIsHairy
"I like to hang upside down, take my gun apart, and put it back together real quick before my nose starts to bleed"
cacingcau
"I'M GONNA PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS! IS THAT CLEAR DUMMY?"
YoThatJacketIsTightSon
SIR YES SIR
UsingaLongRelativelyEasyToReadUsernameForaHigherChanceOfUpVotes
KILLIN IS MY BUSINESS LADIES! AND BUSINESS IS GOOD!
LordoftheSevenKingdomsandProtectoroftheRealm
WHO'S THE DUMMY NOW?
IAlwaysUpvoteFirefly
And we are going to win the Virginia Military Games. WIN! WHISKEY-INDIAN-NOVEMBER!
Captainfasterdangles
It's India
chalkismisunderstood
You forgot Buford
CapnJackHarkness
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, YOUR SORRY ASSES BELONG TO ME. YOU WILL NOT EAT. SLEEP. DRINK. BLOW YOUR NOSE OR EVEN DIG IN YOUR *BUTTS* WITHOUT
CapnJackHarkness
MY SAY-SO. KNOW THIS. KILLIN' IS MAH BISNASS LEHDEHS AND BIS. NASS. IS. GOOOOD.
Tiggums
...I ain't frigid
LikeABonerInSweatpants
I'm gonna be on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snow storm!
NiggerWaffles
Same
johnnytwoknees
I am just commenting to remember this for later.
imablackperson
The version of the little engine that could story was by far the hilarious thing i have ever heard.
Blastergv9
Blood n guts n spit and ass is everywhere!
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trevasaurusrex
OMG... that was incredible. A diamond in the shitstorm that is usersub.
alpacahunter
"and if he's still in there he ain't happy"
epoxidation
Chuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachugga ... Choooo choooo chuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachuggachugga
2ndrook
Toot... Toot..
whosyourdaddyandwhatdoeshedo
"I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIEND! BAM! BAM! BAM!"
imablackperson
that was fucking funny as.
super6
Dem little nubs was just a kickin"
LawlessWalrus
Seconded.
stutteringbob
How he takes away your pain is what I laughed about for years...
BobaFettBobaFettWhere
stars to creep along the trestle...... BOOOOOM
brko
"i cant feel my legs!!!" :)
Or10nSharkFin
I said, "Bubba, they ain't there..."
IAlwaysUpvoteFirefly
I look down... And them little bloody nubs was kickin' like this! - Flails arms.-
Tiggums
When I come back, I'll tell you what bubba used as a penis
PsychoCavalo
Hillary!!
RyanK252
http://www.laughness.com/media/images/b/book12.81f67562c81d0c9e42a32cd0e81ea2cd.jpg
crossturtle
Sauce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrhSEdLOD5M
idkwtfigo
I seen what you did to my friend! Bang!
Smartcart
You're a beast.
Liv82
Hilary Banks!
wollington
That was the most painfully annoying thing I've ever seen.
BlGWlG
Yeah I didn't enjoy it.