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Jun 5, 2026 1:47 AM
lurkyloos
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dirtyFrenchman
getadogupya
lurkyloos
Dude I want an Oracle cookie.
mirrorz
Reject all cookies
cuddlydingo
I used to replace the Oreo filling with toothpaste, then re-seal them and put them back on the shelf. Good times
gtotherizzle
I've told a couple therapists that I wish I was dumb. Dumb people just seem happier
lurkyloos
same.
spooktree
12 oz sirloin, medium rare
add skrimps
Tarmaccian
Skrimps is bugs.
(Delicious ones)
lurkyloos
I’m so hungry now
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MCpeepantz
Feed me lobster, skrimps, and a 12oz steak (yes, I know the skrimps will be an add-on) and Ill marry you now. Gender doesn't matter when good food is involved!
spooktree
how big are your tits?
MCpeepantz
Pretty big, I'd say B cup if I had to guess. But as a guy, they are bigger than Id like. Even when I was at my peak condition (2-a-days, plus 6 mi run, and workout), still had them. I've been told my eyes are pretty though....
spooktree
i like waffle house, just sayin'
MCpeepantz
Well then come get me, waffle Daddy! (If you don't like waffle house, it's a red flag)