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Jan 20, 2025 11:36 PM
BigBlueWonder
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rubypilgrim
oh man, that's parent hardball.
Superchief86
Randomice
warmyourbeans
My dad said if I ever got a nose ring he'd use it to wake me up in the morning. I never got a nose ring.
Florida18
I offered this to my 14-yo daughter and she immeidately said "Yes!"
ramblercomet5772
Malia - "Hey dad."
criggie
Gosh he looks young....
ArandomDane
Bet.
duktayp
CommentBot2000
Ummmmm. Do you recall what happens if you leave the club but don’t cover up the SAM CROW tat?
OpossumOparty
This threat would do absolutely nothing for me. Get a slutty mothman tattoo. See if I care.
IAmNotNSAsodonotbeparanoid
Uhhh, where can one get a photo of this slutty mothman?
jekath
I dont have or want a tattoo, but the thought of my dad having a tattoo, me getting it and then my kids...I kinda like that. I adored my dad but he, alas, has long passed. He didnt have any tattoos and neither do my kids, but a family tattoo appeals to me.
OpossumOparty
I actually weirdly love matching tattoos. I have one with one of my longtime friends that we decided on just one day when we were out. I just think they are so fun.
jekath
I dont mind them. But then again, I'm glad I didn't go through with getting one with my first wife.
CyberHexx
I'd get a face tattoo. I don't even want a face tattoo. But the second the president of the united states of america threatens to get the same tattoo as me and show it off as a family tattoo, I'm getting a fucking dick on my forehead. That threat simply doesn't outweigh the hilarity.
Metalsmith21
That's when your dad looks you in the eyes and says, "I lied" and laughs in your face.
CyberHexx
While that's likely what would happen yes, the joke is funnier if the potus isn't a liar.
raminagrobis
Have you seen the potus recently?
CyberHexx
I'm talking about REAL potus's. The current pretender bought and brainwashed his way in. And Racists don't count as real people in my book.
johnxbear
He put the ball in the kids court to potentially troll their parents.
vindik8or
"lead paint chips off the wall"
IndianJoe
They have two daughters. They could each get their own, innocent, tattoo, which when put next to the other become rude AF.
monkeyfly
"Elon did nothing wrong"
Grimmrog
Luckily for him, he has no Son "dad, I got that tattoo on my dick, have fun showing it to the world. "
lljkstonefish
More than one gender has a taint. I'm sure trolling could occur if they really wanted to.
kyro
Imagine the internet that day. I bet there are a lot of people who would wanna see Obama's dick.
Salpinus
MTG?
AntiProtonBoy
*tattoos forehead*
HandoB4Javert
BananaForScaIe
"Make America Great Again" would NOT be funny.
Shovi
Exactly what i was thinking. No way Obama would have done that when still in politics.
Badprenup
Easy counter: "Yeah I know I said I would do the same but here's the thing: Naw."
Shovi
So the kids win and he loses, and he also gets to be a liar.