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Since some of you do not have a good friend or a dad to pull you back from some very bad mistakes. Allow me to lend a helping hand (or a stern jaded voice).
Oct 27, 2013 2:04 PM
KidneyBeene
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Since some of you do not have a good friend or a dad to pull you back from some very bad mistakes. Allow me to lend a helping hand (or a stern jaded voice).
PrincessNausicaa
I want to marry and engineer and have engineer babies! Call me! Call me! Call me! Call me THIRTY times today!!!!
spoileddentist
Meeeee!!! *jump jump jump*
darthmonkey
I was about to say "As a programmer, we're not boring!" But yeah...
thatclimbingguy
What's a perk?
CatsAndNinjas
From personal experience, if you're a reader, I recommend not dating a non-reader. They do not understand the need for more bookshelves.
FrostyTheMadman
I wonder where nerdy soldier fits into this.
ceisea
Yeah when your single and your 30+ the dating pool sucks.
ActuallyAPirate
also mechanics. date mechanics. they will fix your car for free
KidneyBeene
Handymen/women, gardeners and mechanics.
RazorRamon
My best friend married my sister. I take no sides in their fights. Everything is fine.
KiowaBrave
Yeah, My friends dated all 3 of my sisters I didn't have any issues.
BruceJennersBoobies
I'm sorry but this is stupid, I've gone out with my best friend's sister and his ex, he's gone out with my ex and we are still close as ever
KidneyBeene
Are you sure you don't want to go out with your best friend? Not being mean, but thats what it looks like to me.
unicornsandfairies
as a single teacher in training, yess!
perlcat
As a professional nerd, I approve this message. My wife, however, has reservations.
TheAurgelmir
As a "Professional Nerd"; Yes date me! (Also I recent the fact that I am boring, but not the fact that I am safe) :P
TricksterFromHell
I am studying to become a teacher! :D
sockadactyl
So that physics PhD student that was my TA three years ago who I'm crushing on hard right now is a perfect candidate?
sockadactyl
Also, hey >:( I'm an engineer. I am not boring.
KidneyBeene
Perfect yes. Boring? Donno!
sockadactyl
He is indeed perfect c:
trowawayatwork
how do dentists not fit int h boring but safe category?
KidneyBeene
I donno, as a healthcare professional they sorta stand out to me. All the ones I meet are very well adjusted.
AlongCameACat
There is so much wrong with this that I don't even know where to begin.
KidneyBeene
Well, I assume you started with a downvote. So you are well on your way!
AlongCameACat
No, I didn't downvote. I just think it's quite presumptuous to think that this is all good advice.
KidneyBeene
Hi Pot! I am kettle!
AlongCameACat
Okay, dude. I'm not the one basically saying "Don't date anyone who isn't the platonic form of perfect mate. Or a dentist."
KidneyBeene
What advice do you give your son or daughter? "Go get involved with strippers or high maintenance people"? "Follow your heart"? Hahah
EnoughWithTheGoddamAnimeYouSadWeebs
Never ever date a stripper. Never. NEVER. Strippers are all various and different kinds of insane. Normal relationships are difficult enough
KidneyBeene
Truth
craque
As a programmer: Hey.ladies();
darthmonkey
Exception in thread "main" java.lang.Error: Unresolved compilation problem: The method ladies() is undefined for the type Hey
craque
Java? Ha, I'm a real programmer. :P
darthmonkey
Hey now. I'm no Java dev either, but let's not just bash one of the most used languages in almost any industry =P.
craque
Haha, sorry, I take that back. <3
darthmonkey
Programmers unite!
RogueMortal
Dated and married a high maintenance professional nerd, things are going fine and everything said on those topics in OP has been wrong.
KidneyBeene
Good for you. That is why this is advice I wrote down for my future son. It is based on experience and I wish it was wrong.
EarlofBacon
I agree up until the last slide. I feel OP is in one of those categories and is like "DATE ME, DATE ME, DATE ME!"
KidneyBeene
Nope, I am good where I am. I wrote this for my sons future reference (thoughts of a 40something for his kid)
EarlofBacon
Aww thats cute then =)
TastefullyEvil
As an Engineer, ladies the last frame is correct.
Shrubpig
As an aspiring Engineer, I sure hope so.
TastefullyEvil
BOW AND TREMBLE BEFORE THE MIGHT OF MY IRON RING!
Terayon
But he called us boring...
PrincessNausicaa
I want to marry and engineer and have engineer babies! Call me! Call me! Call me! Call me THIRTY times today!!!!
TastefullyEvil
Detecting slightly crazy undertones... meh, whats the worst that can happen.
PrincessNausicaa
Absolutely nothing bad can happen. Now just come into my underground lair... um... I mean parlour....
TastefullyEvil
*Walks in*...... internal monologue (Keep your eyes open, be wary, mmmm everything in here smells sleepy)
PrincessNausicaa
That's right. Just relax on the chaise longue whilst I stroke your face with a feather. Relax into the heaviness of your muscles. Ssshhhhh.
TheAwesomeMan123
Done all of these, more than once in some cases and regret nothing. Stop telling people what to do and fuck off.
KidneyBeene
Advice for my son, so nope. I won't fuck off. You are a liar if you say you regret nothing. Never a loss or missed opportunity? uh hu
TheAwesomeMan123
Everyone's different. And what happens when your son gets bored of a 'Safe' relationship cheats and divorces? "uh hu"?
KidneyBeene
Then we will share a beer later and laugh at his misfortune.