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Sep 28, 2016 1:25 AM
PostPerfectThingsV2
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YoureWelcomeandGoodbye
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ALittleKinkInYourThink
HalfRetarded
So true...
YogiSquatch
She assumed the risk
thatonetimefrombandcamp
And the position
thatdudethatslonely
I'm a piece of shit virgin so I can't relate to this. I get the humour but really it just makes me feel bad about myself
INeedFakeLove
WristDeepInaBook
Number 1 made it so
ThePsychicZombie
Every happy couple has a system in place that allows the man to inaudibly let his partner know that he's about to bust.
ImmortanJimBob
Which he then "forgets".
LokiShinigami
HFW she finally gets down to business, but she already made a man out of you.
ppcopter69
https://imgur.com/rVJ7k3A
Voidkilla
With all the force of a Great Typhoon!!!
TheAllMightyThreeShoeBeating
When she doesn't give you a warning
lafemmenikita
Or when he DOES give you a warning, several times even "No wait, really..." and you continue anyway. Never seen anyone look so grateful :'-)
AlbinoRhino53
Let's get down to business, to skeet skeet this cum
GronkIsTheSoundAGronkMakes
Oh, she knows. She knows.
SuedeRobinson
NotNotDeadpool
To defend the earth
ThaddeusGriffin
this deserves more points
huskies709
L?
EmotionallyCrippled
Warnings are for pussies!!!
thewandering
Team effort!
BatmanAndCradleRobin
Or you do and shes a good gal.
doobiedoo12
Nazgul830
This is honestly my favorite reaction gif
BigHandz
Mine too... mine too... SO many USES!
freegiant
Do you remember what they were actually looking at offscreen?
pyroskitzo
My big angus
Nazgul830
It was some kind of game show
acaseofbeing
I dont get this. Ive never finished from a bj.
TheFinalDoctor
welcome to my world bro
InkyStl
That's what I always tell them... Works every time
VegetaIsMyHero
You need a girl that knows what's she's doing my man.. It's a great feeling. I hope one day someone sucks the fuckin life outta you. Truth.
drickanderson
It's like wine. I never saw the fascination until I had a really good one.
MinRed
I used to be like you. And then one evening in a Taco Bell bathroom it all changed.
LeadPrick
"I'll have a chalupa, a bj, and Mexican pizza" "it's 75 cents extra for the bj" "ok no chalupa then"
PrinceMaggot
Then you have things to work towards!
MasterWuu
What's sad is going from a great and enthusiastic BJ giving girl to one who's very very bad and reluctant. Sigh
harrykiri
my heart sank a little for you just now.
tenebrisangelus
Psh i need no warning and no gag reflex.
DankS0uls
ThaddeusGriffin
PostPerfectThingsV2
Prepare you inbox for dick pics lol not from me tho
Thedailywumbo
homoerection
Right? Get those fuzzy balls to my chin and unload.
iluvbunbuns
Haha, that's kind what goes thru my head
ThaddeusGriffin
Username checks out
iluvbunbuns
Same here. If you're going to give a BJ, might as well see the whole thing through till the end. The swallowing is the easiest part.
Zreen
It's worse when you have a sore throat
GalaxyJoker
The act hurts but the semen will actually HELP the sore throat...
Zreen
Eh, tip of the dick is more fun on the tongue anyway
Zreen
I just realized my reply had a rhythmic meter and slight rhyme.
sirplayerone
I always kinda feel bad for recieving head, as it must be a shit-ton of work. I almost always eat my partner out extra vigorously to comp.
GreedyJungle
You should talk to my wife. Not seeing it through is like watching a movie and leaving in the last 5 minutes.
iluvbunbuns
Tell your wife she should see swallowing as a way of getting closer to you. That sounds odd but that's how I see it because (1/2)
iluvbunbuns
I know it makes him happy. Why wouldn't u want to do something that makes man you love happy!?? But maybe some women don't know men like it.
Napsaremymistress
You too? My wife refuses to see it through. I really miss that...
iluvbunbuns
In a way it IS kinda dirty/nasty, but that's why feels so damn good to do it. Every other time u have sex should be nasty/freaky sexy time
GreedyJungle
I never got it in the first place :/
Napsaremymistress
My wife never has. My ex did, and she was great when it came to that. But, that was really her only redeeming quality. Not crazy beats oral.