Nobody exists on purpose

Dec 4, 2016 4:12 PM

Gendry

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[Quotes] "... Come watch TV?" - Morty Smith ()

He said he's sorry

Credit to @ItsJanetSnakehole

#9. v

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Birdperson looks like a South Park character wearing a coat.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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v

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v

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Get a job jerry

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hi I'm mr meeseeks look at me

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get schwifty!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are we even sure Morty is from C-137 ?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I noticed the dimensions on the first few. Stop reminding me of the ticket theory--I need to be productive today

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

RICKS OUT TILL DICKS OUT

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fucking MARCH NOW?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GET READY TO MICHAEL UPVOTE THIS VINCENT TO QUADRANT: FRONTPAGE

9 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 2

Micheal Vincents will be used up

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh shit next month I have to remember to michael down my vincents

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need a goddamn Jan Micheal Vincent!

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Do I need to know who Jan Micheal Vincent is to get this joke?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I know this is a reference to the scene, but in case anyone wants to see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLB4dU3Yc6M

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That scene where the Smiths watch a show and get all worked up about it, only for Rick to say "Well, it doesn't matter because the (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

show's fake and you're all stupid" is awesome, because that's exactly the opinion I have in regards to a lot of stuff my family does (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wooooowweeee, OP! I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me! Of course you just need a Rick & Morty post to get to the front paaaaaaagggge!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Riiiiiiiiick

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is Bird Person's torso so unhappy with me?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I NEED ANESTHETIC AND DEER SALINE

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wubalubadubdub

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh boy! Here I go upvoting again!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 1

My sister's new boyfriend says this to me all the time, and I have to fight back the urge to ask if he's simulated.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lol, I've been looking for this reaction gif for months! Thanks!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My man!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My man!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lookin' good!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mr. PoopyButthole didn't say that. His nurse did.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I buy these prints from somewhere?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Where are my testicles Summer?" - Snowball

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm going to favorite this and downvote it. Because we can do that for some reason.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mr.Poopybutthole, never forget, never forgive.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP It is highly unlikely that the Morty traveling with Rick C-137 is Morty C-137. Just FYI. Rick remembers Morty as a baby, Beth remember

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

s Rick being gone since before Morty was born.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Morty! We gotta *burp* we gotta get to the front page Morty!

9 years ago | Likes 450 Dislikes 2

Hurry up, you little piece a shit, or we're *BURP* never gonna make it!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow. That was COMPLETELY in his voice in my head. MAGIC

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Aw geez Rick.. i-i I dont know if we can...

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

Oh geez Rick, ok

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Read it in his voice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

uhhh.... I don't know Rick aren't we... aren't we getting a little close to LNI?

9 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 2

AND THIS TOO. how does my brain do this witchcraft

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No morty! If we dont *burp* get to the FP trees we can't get my special *burp* upvote seeds. These upvote seeds are very *burp* important1/2

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

For my research Morty! 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Aww, Rick, bu-but Rick, we have to go to the usersub first, geez Rick, I do-don't want to go to the usersub, you know Rick, usersub is weird

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Wow Morty. You really are your father's son you know that Morty. Now stop being such a *burp* little bitch and help me get these seeds.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Alright I need to ask, is Earth C-137 the Dimension our Rick and Morty are from, or the one they jacked in Rick Potion #9?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've recently watched them all and the potion thing happened before they said their dimension so I'm guessing it's correct?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah it never clarifies as far as I can tell he doesn't call himself Rick C-137, the council does.

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