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MRW I hear that Disney is opening Star Wars theme parks
Aug 18, 2015 5:52 AM
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20sidedhero
To be fair, the park is already built, but they're adding a new section to it.
ensignricky
My point remains valid.
20sidedhero
True. Fortunately, I work at the East Coast Mouse House, so I'll get to see it for probably free. =D
keggyfulabier
Who doesn't love a whore?
sudosays
Those who can't afford them?
keggyfulabier
The thing about whores is they come in all shapes and sizes and price points. Just lower your expectations.
TheFifthDidact
Are we past hating Disney for stealing Star Wars and into the loving Disney's whoring out of Star Wars?
TheodoreWitchfucker
Who's this "we" you're referring to? You and OP a couple, or an immaterial hivemind entity with opinion problems?
ensignricky
Compared to what George Lucas did, I'd hardly describe Disney as "whoring" it out.
ikma
Yeah, I mean, they haven't fucked up the Marvel stuff they got their hands on. I think they've earned the benefit of the doubt.
ensignricky
Dropping some truth bombs here.
TheFifthDidact
Well, Lucas whored it out, Disney is going to super-whore it out. Every penny milked from willing customers.
ensignricky
Except Disney seems to want to give us what we want, as opposed to George's "I'll make them want Jar Jar toys!"
TheFifthDidact
Mmok...but Disney isn't benevolent in any way. Greedy pimps whoring out classic stories done up in make up to appeal to kids.
ensignricky
God forbid that a company might want to make money