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beautiful
earthporn
awesome
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switzerland
PFinty
You can get real heavy curtains an block all that shit out ?
GhostofBillyMays
It's the Swiss alps* and bird noises seem 90% fake tbh
Superchief86
Hey here's this awesome video. Let's shrink it down and give it a massive white border for some stupid reason.
Lassannn
Flint, MI, eat your heart out.
Daaabloons
And piss your blood out.
Rhaxus
If you look closer; Switzerland has massive problems with pesticides, herbicides, PCB, illegal landfills
saidafatiha20195772
أحببته ?
fencer1964
You can tell the video was taken by a tourist – no self-respecting Schweizer would shoot vertical video of such an amazing landscape.
jamalkhan
Its literally called landscape mode, why dont people get it
jveijo910
Grindelwald?
lebenleben
Gimmelwald
flavinbagel
I would not recommend using this bench.
AmArschdieRaeuber
Filthy air breather
Aqualero
*Gimmelwald
schmau
Merci!
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Sounds almost like... Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict
emceeb
Must be Fuckin nice
Are the birds really that loud? If they are, Hitchcock must be lurking around the corner.
TheBlueMuppet
Let's just have a seat on this benchAHH!
tjinme
I really don't want to know such wonderful places exist until I have the means to visit them.
Madv1lla1n
Switzerland is a stunning place to live and the flag is just a big plus
deasmuth
Public toilets? Just like the Romans eh?
nclu
Better than shitting on the sidewalk in SF I guess
StewedTomaters
I don't know who you're upset at, but just FYI: . If you have a solution to SF's homeless problem have at it
SF homelessness is a complicated problem. Most of the homeless are locals displaced by rising rents. Although the problem is complex 1/
my immediate preference is for an immediate expansion of housing development approvals throughout the bay area, especially more dense 2/
mixed use multi-family dwellings with higher walkability + mass transit. However, in the above context, I'm not so mad as airing my 3/
SickOfThisCessPool
Looks peaceful
Stanistani
Switzerland has their pros and cons, but their flag is a plus.
YammaK
Not gonna lie Midsommar has made me a little nervous about ever visiting places like this.
nickelbackfan1965
Yeahhh... lol
Is that any good?
It is very good if you enjoy outside the box horror movies.
theAught
This is a simulation, nothing will convince me this is real
ElShuldar
Glad all that jewish gold and sheltering corrupt politician’s money is working out for them. The nature indeed is gorgeous.
CitizenPrime
It if helps, I 100% guarantee it smells like manure
But the fresh kind. You get used to it quickly and then it just starts to remind you of the good times you had outdoors.
MaladaptedMedic
Yes. As beautiful as the country is, if it’s fertilizer day at the farm, everything smells like shit for miles.
It's a matter of degrees. Some parts of the country don't farm as intensively. I live in hog country. One of my favorite news articles I've
ever read from the state capitol was "What's that bad smell around the city? Is it sewage? Theories" and the answer turned out to be: you
all live in a city surrounded by farmland, and it's a very warm day in early spring. You're smelling pig shit. Enjoy.
kaytwit
I have been there. Stayed in the hostel and baked bread in their kitchen. Took the cable car up to Muren and walked back down. Magical.
I bought a pair of shearling slippers that I still wear and this was 20 years ago. I first heard the song Rasputin there. Great souvenirs.
wheelsonebuthaditheofffell
Years ago I carved two walking sticks and mounted them to the entrance of the hostel for people to use on hikes. Were they still there?
I was there in June of '01. I don't remember noticing them.
Onsvaltti
I love my hometown in southern Finland. But I feel envy for gorgeous scenery like that. Pic of Finland:
I mean there are professional photos like that if where I live, but it doesn't all look like that and when it does it's for like 2 days.
I mean, I take similar shots with my phone every once in a while. ? Not like this high quality, but still pretty ok.
I know. It's just that landscapes are fleeting in photography. My town can be beautiful at a certain time of year but it looks awful rn.
OnceUponATimeInAzeroth
I'd lay in that field all day if I could. Absolutely stunning landscape.
But bugs >__ > like mosquitoes. ?
JessicasJonesing
Is that a drinking trough for horses?
holldrio
You can safely drink water from fountains all over Switzerland. That is true for cities snd rural areas.
velovali
Lower part is for animals yes. And that spring water that comes out is better than any bottled water and ice cold.
thesmelge
Yes. When I can afford to, I go biking in Morzine. They have these troughs and after dusty trails, that water is the best thing you'll taste
Northwindlowlander
For thirsty cyclists
c8hart
All these Swiss porn posts, where's the dark truth that no 1 knows about Switzerland. I want someone to ruin my image of perfect Switzerland
BeerGutBoomer
They got rid of mandatory conscription.
cattaxinspector
Who? The Swiss? Fake news. Conscription is still a thing. Had a public vote on it a few years ago.
I’m Swiss-American. Both sides of my family are 100% Swiss. Here’s a dark truth: many citizens are very islamaphobic.
VeryLongTimeLurker
So, how can one go about moving to this location
MrBismarck
Do you have any Nazi gold?
meisterpetz
have a job there for 12 years then pass the integration test.
Or just be lucky enough to be born to Swiss parents ^_^
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
I misread that as "irrigation". Lol
12 years? Well shit I best get started
stercusmoriturussum
For a preparation to this test, you may want to watch this movie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Swissmakers (yes, it's a Swiss movie).
ive actually seen it xD Die Schweizermacher
Deathwing777
First step, money!
Benutzername127001
Nah, I came here without money. Jobs pay well and are secure. All you need is a successful job application. ;)
Well shit.. time to give up on my dreams yet again
You've got two kidneys, you could sell one.
Good idea.. selling one heavily used kidney, in working condition, sold as seen.
Rabidbacon
Or...find a hobo and double your profit.
That's called investing in passive income
Guys im not sure but are the bird sounds fake?
ScorpionSage
Lol yes
JoseCanada79
This just made Switzerland sound like the damn rainforest
ToastDNA
The plandemic is just a ruse to get us all inside so they can change the batteries in all the "birds"
prettydumb
it sounds like a recording in the middle of a rainforest lol
qqafjbgjbbvzj
I come from the area. Fake. Proof? There are almost no trees around for the birds to stay.
CumsInPies
As an avid bird watcher if those are real to this video I'd eat my hat.
flukeysnail
Sounds like someone's wake-up alarm
icantspellsrry
Birds...specifically ravens run the world. They are in cahoots with the squirrels. You didn't hear it from me.
When I visited Switzerland it sounded like cow bells.
Rkfinecake
Reminds me of coverage from a tv golf tournament.
theusernameimlookingfor
As fuck. This kind of landscape is quite silent. That's just birds sound with a shit-ton of reverb.
ahleron
Of course the birds are fake because Switzerland doesn't actually exist. No place so beautiful exists. What we see is on a sound stage.
JustJoshinya9001
The birds work for the bourgeoisie
MadeYouLookAgain
v The double dip is real
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Seriously, why care about how many points others get?
It’s tradition. First day? The points don’t matter
Immune2Iocaine
Pfftt...check out this guy who believes in "birds". You mean the 5G feather drones the libs set loose in the sky?
Bluegrasslass
I very much doubt it. I live in Yorkshire near a small town and the birds are chirping all the time!
mikeatike
Someone could figure out how to extract the sound and upload it to https://birdnet.cornell.edu/
Lakeylake
I downloaded the app on my phone and played this gif on my laptop. It couldn't positively identify anything. But the "take a wild guess"...
...option came up with "European Starling". That may be one of the birds you hear in it. But anyway, cool app! Thanks for mentioning it.
Here's a database of European Starling audio. https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/European_Starling/sounds
spooksterz
It 100% blackbirds. So not impossible, they are very common in gardens as long as there are a few trees/hedges. Still, I have doubts
thatheritic
Can confirm, would most realistically hear the sounds of crickets or silence depending on the time of year
WristDeepInaBook
can you prove that birds are birds?
BillaBong031
Agreed
blablablabla001
Yes this is definitely fake sound! ? I’ve been there many times!
MajorTom0101
Switzerland was accidentally destroyed by the natzies and was artificially recrated to cover it up. Why do you think they speak swiss German
dumberthanyouraveragebear
When was the last time you heard that many birds with that few trees?
FartingUncontrollably
I was today year old
Fleecie
A farm field in the fall. But that doesn't apply to this place obviously.
well xD
Sheldonian
Birds aren't real!. But seriously, it's hard to know since I have many birds around my house and on zoom meetings people think I put fake 1/
Bird sounds. In fact those sounds are quite similar to what I'm hearing now lol. 2/2
grim86
So you put the bird sounds in this video too.
Tell Cersei it was me
Ps. Yes yes I know different species make different sounds that's why I'm saying, it's hard to tell unless you can corroborate if the sounds
Go with the species you could find in that area.
Thats why i am asking xD
Melondwarf
Dear Switzerland, as someone who has spent 33 years living in towns surrounded by nothign but pine forest; I hate you and your earthporn
doctorbocker
I grew up like that. Moved south, now it's mostly hardwood. Hardwood and cliffs.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Ok but being in a town surrounded by pine forest is pretty good too
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
What’s wrong with pine forest? That smell is amazing. Like Christmas all the timr
NinetiesBoomer
Christmas music intensifies *
SlimSam
Finn? ?
DexterWantsToBattle
What the hell is wrong with pine forests?
khora
Pine smells amazing.
TheAllMightyThey
As someone who now lives in the nevada desert but moved from the plains of Wyoming after living in Germany, I miss the green.
TheGreatGrimm
I live in a desert.
arfysdad
As someone who grew up in Colorado... I'm good.
stankginchfurbuger
BCer here, seconding that emotiona
Your region is on my bucket list. It looks amazing.
LiteralDude
As someone who has spent 39 years living in towns surrounded by flat open land; I envy your pine forests.
MPinky
Nothing would please me more than to not live in the suburbs... Fuck towns and fuck cities even more. Ugly as hell.
lospaturno
As one of 4 turtles living in a sewer while we study ninjutsu, I envy your flat open land.
HamSlamwich
As a giant fucking rat that knows karate: get back to your training mikey.
givemebackmylegions
As someone who grew up surrounded by sand, i envy your wide open space, which i am assuming was covered in something nicer than sand
FreemansRedHotRebar
As they say, the hue of the dirt growths on the land opposing yours is always favorable
HyenDry
Who the fuck says that?
This guy. I like to take the cliche out of the cliche and idioms. Oh and the guy that does those rad Strange Planet comics does it too.
Well then
Xoulish
As someone who's lived in nothing but sand, yeah. I'd take fields
sQuimby
As someone who grew up with corn fields, I'd take your sand any day
ThomasFernandez
Love a good corn field
TravellingLlama
Texas?
Alsbet
Texas "forests" are made of scrubby bushes mostly
“East Texas Piney Woods”
foman13
Depends on what part of Texas, lots of tall pines in east Texas.
Sweden
Part of the schegen zone. What stopped you from visiting or moving?
LurkerOfDarkness
He can visit anytime for however long he wishes, but he can't simply move to CH.
Really? I thought the schegen zone allowed you to move to participating countries?
onkael
Dear sweden. As a Norwegian living among pineforests, fjords and mountains. Its quite alright tbh.
Psst. *whispers* It's because yours have those mountains. - Denmark.
theweirdostar
Dear Sweden, as someone who lives among dust for soil with very few trees to speak of, I hate you and your glorious pinewood forests.
CWrightPills
Yeah but you have fjords that I pine for and wild death metal bands. They have nice meadows but can those cows shred on their bells?
Masterplans
Vi har fina saker också, men gräset är alltid grönare o allt de där.
lindbjb01337
Typ som björkar blandat med tallar. Det är fint.
GeographyIsWhereItsAt
What I hear just before ‘Your Connection Is Unstable’
PFinty
You can get real heavy curtains an block all that shit out ?
GhostofBillyMays
It's the Swiss alps* and bird noises seem 90% fake tbh
Superchief86
Hey here's this awesome video. Let's shrink it down and give it a massive white border for some stupid reason.
Lassannn
Flint, MI, eat your heart out.
Daaabloons
And piss your blood out.
Rhaxus
If you look closer; Switzerland has massive problems with pesticides, herbicides, PCB, illegal landfills
saidafatiha20195772
أحببته ?
fencer1964
You can tell the video was taken by a tourist – no self-respecting Schweizer would shoot vertical video of such an amazing landscape.
jamalkhan
Its literally called landscape mode, why dont people get it
jveijo910
Grindelwald?
lebenleben
Gimmelwald
flavinbagel
I would not recommend using this bench.
AmArschdieRaeuber
Filthy air breather
Aqualero
*Gimmelwald
schmau
Merci!
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Sounds almost like... Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict
emceeb
Must be Fuckin nice
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Are the birds really that loud? If they are, Hitchcock must be lurking around the corner.
TheBlueMuppet
Let's just have a seat on this benchAHH!
tjinme
I really don't want to know such wonderful places exist until I have the means to visit them.
Madv1lla1n
Switzerland is a stunning place to live and the flag is just a big plus
deasmuth
Public toilets? Just like the Romans eh?
nclu
Better than shitting on the sidewalk in SF I guess
StewedTomaters
I don't know who you're upset at, but just FYI:
. If you have a solution to SF's homeless problem have at it
nclu
SF homelessness is a complicated problem. Most of the homeless are locals displaced by rising rents. Although the problem is complex 1/
nclu
my immediate preference is for an immediate expansion of housing development approvals throughout the bay area, especially more dense 2/
nclu
mixed use multi-family dwellings with higher walkability + mass transit. However, in the above context, I'm not so mad as airing my 3/
SickOfThisCessPool
Looks peaceful
Stanistani
Switzerland has their pros and cons, but their flag is a plus.
YammaK
Not gonna lie Midsommar has made me a little nervous about ever visiting places like this.
nickelbackfan1965
Yeahhh... lol
StewedTomaters
Is that any good?
YammaK
It is very good if you enjoy outside the box horror movies.
theAught
This is a simulation, nothing will convince me this is real
ElShuldar
Glad all that jewish gold and sheltering corrupt politician’s money is working out for them. The nature indeed is gorgeous.
CitizenPrime
It if helps, I 100% guarantee it smells like manure
AmArschdieRaeuber
But the fresh kind. You get used to it quickly and then it just starts to remind you of the good times you had outdoors.
MaladaptedMedic
Yes. As beautiful as the country is, if it’s fertilizer day at the farm, everything smells like shit for miles.
StewedTomaters
It's a matter of degrees. Some parts of the country don't farm as intensively. I live in hog country. One of my favorite news articles I've
StewedTomaters
ever read from the state capitol was "What's that bad smell around the city? Is it sewage? Theories" and the answer turned out to be: you
StewedTomaters
all live in a city surrounded by farmland, and it's a very warm day in early spring. You're smelling pig shit. Enjoy.
kaytwit
I have been there. Stayed in the hostel and baked bread in their kitchen. Took the cable car up to Muren and walked back down. Magical.
kaytwit
I bought a pair of shearling slippers that I still wear and this was 20 years ago. I first heard the song Rasputin there. Great souvenirs.
wheelsonebuthaditheofffell
Years ago I carved two walking sticks and mounted them to the entrance of the hostel for people to use on hikes. Were they still there?
kaytwit
I was there in June of '01. I don't remember noticing them.
Onsvaltti
I love my hometown in southern Finland. But I feel envy for gorgeous scenery like that. Pic of Finland:
StewedTomaters
I mean there are professional photos like that if where I live, but it doesn't all look like that and when it does it's for like 2 days.
Onsvaltti
I mean, I take similar shots with my phone every once in a while. ? Not like this high quality, but still pretty ok.
StewedTomaters
I know. It's just that landscapes are fleeting in photography. My town can be beautiful at a certain time of year but it looks awful rn.
OnceUponATimeInAzeroth
I'd lay in that field all day if I could. Absolutely stunning landscape.
Onsvaltti
But bugs >__ > like mosquitoes. ?
JessicasJonesing
Is that a drinking trough for horses?
holldrio
You can safely drink water from fountains all over Switzerland. That is true for cities snd rural areas.
velovali
Lower part is for animals yes. And that spring water that comes out is better than any bottled water and ice cold.
thesmelge
Yes. When I can afford to, I go biking in Morzine. They have these troughs and after dusty trails, that water is the best thing you'll taste
Northwindlowlander
For thirsty cyclists
c8hart
All these Swiss porn posts, where's the dark truth that no 1 knows about Switzerland. I want someone to ruin my image of perfect Switzerland
BeerGutBoomer
They got rid of mandatory conscription.
cattaxinspector
Who? The Swiss? Fake news. Conscription is still a thing. Had a public vote on it a few years ago.
MaladaptedMedic
I’m Swiss-American. Both sides of my family are 100% Swiss. Here’s a dark truth: many citizens are very islamaphobic.
VeryLongTimeLurker
So, how can one go about moving to this location
MrBismarck
Do you have any Nazi gold?
meisterpetz
have a job there for 12 years then pass the integration test.
MaladaptedMedic
Or just be lucky enough to be born to Swiss parents ^_^
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
I misread that as "irrigation". Lol
VeryLongTimeLurker
12 years? Well shit I best get started
stercusmoriturussum
For a preparation to this test, you may want to watch this movie https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Swissmakers (yes, it's a Swiss movie).
meisterpetz
ive actually seen it xD Die Schweizermacher
Deathwing777
First step, money!
Benutzername127001
Nah, I came here without money. Jobs pay well and are secure. All you need is a successful job application. ;)
VeryLongTimeLurker
Well shit.. time to give up on my dreams yet again
Deathwing777
You've got two kidneys, you could sell one.
VeryLongTimeLurker
Good idea.. selling one heavily used kidney, in working condition, sold as seen.
Rabidbacon
Or...find a hobo and double your profit.
Deathwing777
That's called investing in passive income
zTrex
Guys im not sure but are the bird sounds fake?
ScorpionSage
Lol yes
JoseCanada79
This just made Switzerland sound like the damn rainforest
ToastDNA
The plandemic is just a ruse to get us all inside so they can change the batteries in all the "birds"
prettydumb
it sounds like a recording in the middle of a rainforest lol
qqafjbgjbbvzj
I come from the area. Fake. Proof? There are almost no trees around for the birds to stay.
CumsInPies
As an avid bird watcher if those are real to this video I'd eat my hat.
flukeysnail
Sounds like someone's wake-up alarm
icantspellsrry
Birds...specifically ravens run the world. They are in cahoots with the squirrels. You didn't hear it from me.
Superchief86
When I visited Switzerland it sounded like cow bells.
Rkfinecake
Reminds me of coverage from a tv golf tournament.
theusernameimlookingfor
As fuck. This kind of landscape is quite silent. That's just birds sound with a shit-ton of reverb.
ahleron
Of course the birds are fake because Switzerland doesn't actually exist. No place so beautiful exists. What we see is on a sound stage.
JustJoshinya9001
The birds work for the bourgeoisie
MadeYouLookAgain
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Seriously, why care about how many points others get?
MadeYouLookAgain
It’s tradition. First day? The points don’t matter
Immune2Iocaine
Pfftt...check out this guy who believes in "birds". You mean the 5G feather drones the libs set loose in the sky?
Bluegrasslass
I very much doubt it. I live in Yorkshire near a small town and the birds are chirping all the time!
mikeatike
Someone could figure out how to extract the sound and upload it to https://birdnet.cornell.edu/
Lakeylake
I downloaded the app on my phone and played this gif on my laptop. It couldn't positively identify anything. But the "take a wild guess"...
Lakeylake
...option came up with "European Starling". That may be one of the birds you hear in it. But anyway, cool app! Thanks for mentioning it.
Lakeylake
Here's a database of European Starling audio. https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/European_Starling/sounds
spooksterz
It 100% blackbirds. So not impossible, they are very common in gardens as long as there are a few trees/hedges. Still, I have doubts
thatheritic
Can confirm, would most realistically hear the sounds of crickets or silence depending on the time of year
WristDeepInaBook
can you prove that birds are birds?
BillaBong031
Agreed
blablablabla001
Yes this is definitely fake sound! ? I’ve been there many times!
MajorTom0101
Switzerland was accidentally destroyed by the natzies and was artificially recrated to cover it up. Why do you think they speak swiss German
dumberthanyouraveragebear
When was the last time you heard that many birds with that few trees?
FartingUncontrollably
I was today year old
Fleecie
A farm field in the fall. But that doesn't apply to this place obviously.
zTrex
well xD
Sheldonian
Birds aren't real!. But seriously, it's hard to know since I have many birds around my house and on zoom meetings people think I put fake 1/
Sheldonian
Bird sounds. In fact those sounds are quite similar to what I'm hearing now lol. 2/2
grim86
So you put the bird sounds in this video too.
Sheldonian
Tell Cersei it was me
Sheldonian
Ps. Yes yes I know different species make different sounds that's why I'm saying, it's hard to tell unless you can corroborate if the sounds
Sheldonian
Go with the species you could find in that area.
zTrex
Thats why i am asking xD
Melondwarf
Dear Switzerland, as someone who has spent 33 years living in towns surrounded by nothign but pine forest; I hate you and your earthporn
doctorbocker
I grew up like that. Moved south, now it's mostly hardwood. Hardwood and cliffs.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Ok but being in a town surrounded by pine forest is pretty good too
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
What’s wrong with pine forest? That smell is amazing. Like Christmas all the timr
NinetiesBoomer
Christmas music intensifies *
SlimSam
Finn? ?
DexterWantsToBattle
What the hell is wrong with pine forests?
khora
Pine smells amazing.
TheAllMightyThey
As someone who now lives in the nevada desert but moved from the plains of Wyoming after living in Germany, I miss the green.
TheGreatGrimm
I live in a desert.
arfysdad
As someone who grew up in Colorado... I'm good.
stankginchfurbuger
BCer here, seconding that emotiona
arfysdad
Your region is on my bucket list. It looks amazing.
LiteralDude
As someone who has spent 39 years living in towns surrounded by flat open land; I envy your pine forests.
MPinky
Nothing would please me more than to not live in the suburbs... Fuck towns and fuck cities even more. Ugly as hell.
lospaturno
As one of 4 turtles living in a sewer while we study ninjutsu, I envy your flat open land.
HamSlamwich
As a giant fucking rat that knows karate: get back to your training mikey.
givemebackmylegions
As someone who grew up surrounded by sand, i envy your wide open space, which i am assuming was covered in something nicer than sand
FreemansRedHotRebar
As they say, the hue of the dirt growths on the land opposing yours is always favorable
HyenDry
Who the fuck says that?
FreemansRedHotRebar
This guy. I like to take the cliche out of the cliche and idioms. Oh and the guy that does those rad Strange Planet comics does it too.
HyenDry
Well then
Xoulish
As someone who's lived in nothing but sand, yeah. I'd take fields
sQuimby
As someone who grew up with corn fields, I'd take your sand any day
ThomasFernandez
Love a good corn field
TravellingLlama
Texas?
Alsbet
Texas "forests" are made of scrubby bushes mostly
TravellingLlama
“East Texas Piney Woods”
foman13
Depends on what part of Texas, lots of tall pines in east Texas.
Melondwarf
Sweden
grim86
Part of the schegen zone. What stopped you from visiting or moving?
LurkerOfDarkness
He can visit anytime for however long he wishes, but he can't simply move to CH.
grim86
Really? I thought the schegen zone allowed you to move to participating countries?
onkael
Dear sweden. As a Norwegian living among pineforests, fjords and mountains. Its quite alright tbh.
LurkerOfDarkness
Psst. *whispers* It's because yours have those mountains. - Denmark.
theweirdostar
Dear Sweden, as someone who lives among dust for soil with very few trees to speak of, I hate you and your glorious pinewood forests.
CWrightPills
Yeah but you have fjords that I pine for and wild death metal bands. They have nice meadows but can those cows shred on their bells?
Masterplans
Vi har fina saker också, men gräset är alltid grönare o allt de där.
lindbjb01337
Typ som björkar blandat med tallar. Det är fint.
GeographyIsWhereItsAt
CWrightPills
What I hear just before ‘Your Connection Is Unstable’