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Simba gets thrown off the pride rock
When Ariel got legs, she discovers her feet were deformed and mangled
Ariel’s shining moment being ruined by a crashing wave
Instead of leaving her shoe she left a massive dump
The fairy godmother accidentally blew up Cinderella’s head
Alice is actually one big coke-head
Belle stepping on a landmine while running through the hillside
Face-swapping Ariel and Ursula
or Simba and Scar
The Magic carpet was actually a bomb
Rabbit had seriously impaled Pooh while trying to help him
Snow White’s head imploded while serenading animals
The ice Bambi slips on was actually a killer whale trap
Belle had actually been someone else
ArniePye
Thanks Buzzfeed
MySpecialBrand
http://imgur.com/wSScmtM
highandshy
The Winnie the Pooh one was disturbing enough for my +1
Abrei6
Nigel!
gtotherizzle
I lol'ed so hard I started crying...now my fiancee thinks I'm insane
Eiddew
You forgot the sauce! Exploding actresses on tumblr. i mean, the ones that explode, not the others.
kestert
Smashing
TooWhiteAndNerdy
The Alladin one wasn't even trying
wangusangus
Or you could just change them all to the original, horrific versions.
bondseye
Laughed until there was no sound and my face was so red from not breathing
LinksAsleepening
heh, carpet bomb
jsktrogdor
http://youtu.be/-y1ewv4TOrI
lucygoose
But Alice is a coke-head...
terriyes
And about 10 years old.
Summonsays
That would have been a Smashing Success though!
kbenn
http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/nigel-thornberry-beauty-beast-2.gif
Mankiwi
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Splashing+.+Oh+internet_1efe19_3864898.jpg
Ascendinglory
Simba looks like a little badass. When he becomes king, he'll even get the land that the light doesn't touch
TwentyThousandTen
Tom & Jerry edition:
DudeSmellMyFinger
Well, that just ruined my childhood.
MissDerz
*ways to copy content directly from Buzzfeed without credit
Sparkmane
For 100, Alex
therealgiraffe
It's funny, because copying content directly is pretty much exactly what Buzzfeed does.
MissDerz
Yeah I won't argue with you on that one...
VulcanTrekkie45
Thank you, Buzzfeed.
maxtorz
I'm sensing a racial agenda with the Aladdin one.
lucid430
Go away
grizzlysquash
magic carpet bomb?
StuckInBetweeen
Trying to decide if I should be offended or laugh... ended up laughing.
FrozenBananaOnAStick
I'm really tired of imgur stealing shit from buzzfeed.
wildhockeynut123
For the Cinderella one the guy deserves the dump. I mean who falls in love with a girl and can't even remember her face
Epiderminator
Really? Shoe size is all you have to go on? It wasn't even a masquerade ball!
wildhockeynut123
He should have at least only tried it on blonds. because she obviously had blond hair
RunsOnPizza
Most of these are just really bad.
thinkerton
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nH6ya5g2-s I feel this one is relevant.
shinymonkeys
Thanks, Buzzfeed!!
bloodyhellevator
So it was from buzzfeed
iateadragonfly
I can always tell a Buzzfeed post. They smell of cheap humor and plagiarism.
PedanticYetEarnest
The captions aren't even as good as the Buzzfeed ones.
myTARDISisanouthouse
I literally could not compose myself after the Cinderella one
myTARDISisanouthouse
both of them, that is.
HollandTunnel
me too I sent it to all my friends, they'll HATE me for it but I don't care I'm still laughing
DRAMATICRUST
But could you orchestrate yourself?
Sokika
My favorite part is how she daintily turns around, like "Oh! Is that mine?"
rockiesmagicnumber
Thank God for those captions. Don't know how else I could've discerned the content of those overly-posted gifs.
Tylerm1
Lol the land mine one reminded me of this: http://imgur.com/z7J8PMl
Efreeti
Holy goddamned fucking what.
SlightlyRelatedRandomFact
This gift is so needlessly long, I Fucking love it!
thebrick87
top lel
twostepsfromlost
I always wanted the tracking device at the end of happy feet to be a bomb. Nothing like waiting till the end of something to fuck it up.
RangerSloth
I just clapped my hands like a retarded seal out of happiness
crassigyrinus
qussow
Wow. That was... something. Impressively so.
MelfsAcidArrow
I love this so much.
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
Did I just watch an entire movie?
thebrownknightrises
1 minute and 45 seconds of a video actually
bensawn
tl;dw
macman507
Some idiot made a "gif".. a gif should be a SHORT (not that fucking long like this) series of pictures..
RedStarBeograd
Stay in school, mothafucka.
RepublicofTexa
Someone posted this on FB, with caption about scaring kids to stay in school. As I watched I thought it was going to get rapey.
YASSSSbitchYASSSS
Of course Australia has a beach filled with fucking landmines...the land of nope indeed!
Darkfoxblade
That's the longest fucking GIF I've ever seen. YOU COULDN'T JUST LINK US TO A VIDEO? ENJOYED IT THOUGH SO I'VE GOT THAT GOING FOR ME +1
RushabhSakhpara
Can someone tell him to stop shouting
Darkfoxblade
NO
Tylerm1
Lol yeah I found it on imgur. Idk where the video is from
PooPooInSpaghettiEveryoneUpsetti
Here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=STHpMUYeznQ
Thirdy
my words !
randomlex
everyone's words after watching it! I can safely say I've never seen a longer gif :-D
betwixtneither
What the fuck just happened? I'm from MN. I have no idea about beaches.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
I've heard yall have an awsome DoT.
Tylerm1
Basically they are long strips of sand riddled with landmines.
CerebrawlHemmorage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adUuMcbi4Zw
takotako13
Lesson learned
bily
Where is this from?
WideMenCantJump
It's an Anti-Pot/Stay in School PSA, the message being if you cut class you'll probably get blown up
TheMonsterWithinYou
Anti Pot?0.o lol all i got out of it was the stay in school bit. Lol are there even any actual fields in the US with active landmines?
ToastyMozart
It's Australian, if I remember correctly.
VyctorSaturday
uh...not that we know of :P
VyctorSaturday
Well actually, not that I know of
blah4765
I'd like to mention that it isn't a formal PSA in any way.
WideMenCantJump
It's sponsored by Learn For Life a non profit that supports education, how much more formal do you want?
blah4765
Is that for real? Did they think people would actually take this seriously?
phdinhorribleness
I'm thinking it's not a legitimate organization. the people who made the videos make other videos with similar..humor.
topgunn
I have the original VHS case of the Little Mermaid with the penis castles
abnormallynormal
me too. its one of my most prized possessions.
ALLOFTHEBACON
Prized erection*
mckenna310
SAME ITS MY PRIZED POSSESSION
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
A penis castle in the sky...
thegogglestheydonothing
Me too! My parents colored over it when I was a kid and I never knew why
hermionejeangrangerweasley
Prove it!!!!
iamarobot
me tooo!!!
TheRicM
I as well
Th3Ch33t
Why is your junk painted gold? "Illustrative purposes!
skittleyphallus
me too yay
kitterkat
Does the priest still have his boner?
BattlebornLeotards
The Palace with the Phallus - http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/mermaid.asp
bushwog
I have an original Little Mermaid movie poster framed and all. Yes I'm a man.
DrKateStumplebutt
Me too! All the old Disney tapes come in these plastic cases you open up like books. I found a spider in there once. Now they all scare me.
HaiHearer
I have it too
Catodactyl
ME TOO! And the original VHS Lion King that spells out sex when Simba lays down in the dandelions and such.
PunkRage
Same X_x Infact I think I have most of the disney vhs collection
thisnameisahorcrux
My family still has the beta tape version, which we got before the VHS version. My dad insists on keeping it next to the DVD player.
Mogynz
I do too. Oh yes.
jrad115
http://samh13.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/lil-mermaid-castle.png
bingotown
We had that poster in the rental store where I worked. I wish I'd kept it.
neondemonn
Samesies
PussyFartstheMusical
Same here man.
kallan0100
Wooohoooo same here!
FreeHamJobs
hell yeah you do
mustconsistoflettersandnumbersonly
Well, on VHS, I have snow white porn.
birdiebridget
ME TOO!!
StickyWidget
OP: Time to Deliver.
TitansAllTheWayDown
enlighten me
birdiebridget
http://www.eeggs.com/images/items/76.full.jpg
birdiebridget
why the fuck was this downvoted? it was a direct answer to this question
RobMcClain
http://www.snopes.com/disney/films/mermaid.asp#add
TitansAllTheWayDown
Haha, thanks. The other links I got were broken. +1
Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme
Then you probably get to see the priest sprout wood during the wedding at the end of the movie as well.
BluePeaSoup
I do as well.
TheRicM
I have that version too. They edited it out?
stfupotter
It bubbles, too!
furryknickers
Isn't that just his knee?
indoorliving
As an animator...yes, it's his knee.
abnormallynormal
-mom
StamosatmyFuneral
It's a fold in the fabric. It even travels vertically as a crease would. I have that version, too.
Thoraxe123
Thats no knee
FingolfinHighKingoftheNoldor
itsapenis.gif
Thoraxe123
furryknickers
That's definitely his knee 'cause he has tiny legs. I know a peen when I see one. http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/436000/ngbbs3dcb04becfef3.jpg
Groose
he must have really really REALLY skinny legs and a long ass kne
COVERMEPORKIN5
mrsmusica
I agree, that's definitely not a penis. That's just the style of the time.
Nandabun
Only thing tinier is this image. =I