Shark

Nov 29, 2020 5:20 PM

DreDre11

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? Shark ?

shark

water

underwater

amazing

Lemon shark. Dove with bunch of them in Tahiti. French Polynesia

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Doot do doot do-doot

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Jesus look at dem teef

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Fuck. No.

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Just wants scritches. Eye to eye, they're curious. Coming up from underneath, you're in trouble. They don't like to fight.

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Another chumbuddy

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Someone just shat my pants while watching that shark

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The music isn’t really that bad, but it’s optional.

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All the more terrifying because of the slow, toothy-ness of it all.

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Exactly

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the sound was incredibly relaxing

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You motherfucker you *curses in italian*

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Like a doll's eyes....

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Lifeless...

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Boop the snout

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Vulkan no.

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It's only a video but it's still unsettling +1

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Want. to pick. thingy. out of. teefs.

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Totally thought he was gonna lunge

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WHAT?! No MUSIC?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9QTSyLwd4w

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Fuck you Lassannn

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I wonder if he’s friendly?

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Not if you a mullet...

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Sand tiger shark (gray nurse to Aussies), derpy, slow and mostly harmless fish eaters.

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Sand Tiger Shark, looks pretty mean but overall very docile!

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Very popular in aquariums for this reason.

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I wonder if he’s single?

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He’ll fertilize your weird shaped eggs, baby!

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?1

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*hungry

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Sand tiger shark?

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sand shark

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Yep, I worked with them for a few years, amazing animals

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Yes, a sand tiger

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A waaaat?

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My bet is bull shark

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Nope. The teeth are all wrong

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That’s not polite. Maybe it can’t afford dental work.

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But it has a noticeable hunch

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Looks like the debate is over. Not a bull guy...

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Any wizards available to make her *turn back* and SNAP! at the end? That’s a winner.

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And make it VR if you can. Brrrr. ❄️❄️❄️❄️

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Oh and it needs to lock eyes as it turns its gaze and keep staring, until blood.

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Winner, not winter

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If it had snapped I woulda dropped my damn phone. Spooky

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Yup. Was just waiting for it

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Those are some cooooollllllddd looking eyes

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Does it? Asking for a friend.

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it turns

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Sand tigers are very non aggressive. They look scary because they have all those teeth

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The teeth are so they don't have to move much. More pointy teeth means more of a chance prey (fish) will get stuck in them.

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mama said theys is ornery because they have all them teeth and no toothbrush.

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Toof brush

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gatoraaaade

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Ominous and terrifying, until it turns and you see that little googly looking eye

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To me, that eye looks like “if you move you’re eaten”

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Ding ding ding! Same feeling here

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You think that until those black eyes roll over white, and then...oh, then ya hear that terrible high pitched screaming, the ocean turns red

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Black eyes, like a dolls eyes. Doesn’t seem to be livin’....till he bites ya.

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I'll never go in the water again

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Edit: I'll never put on a life jacket again.

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Its such a cute eye tho! All round and shiny and I bet he just wants to play fetch.

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... with your severed limbs

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Your limbs are NOT meaty enough. Too crunchy. Thats why sharks in mass dont hunt us. Not just cause we collectively fight back. But because

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We are not worth the energy for skin on bones. Even the most deliscious of us. Aint equivocal to a deliscious seal or plump fish

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Is that pesssha? I love peesha. -Shark, probably

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Shark: Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savoir Jesus Christ?

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