Apr 6, 2018 1:41 PM
shortarms
547
16
19
current_events
coolguyzone420
Dad's, don't forget to give your kids the jaywalking while black at night on a street with no traffic. Could be life or death.
How does one give their kid jaywalking
Fuck that was supposed to say jaywalking talk***
DadApproved
I think Dave Chappelle said it best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEvMc-K8XHY
liesuponlies
Dave Chappell wasn't even in that video.
UnpopularOpinions
Let's be fair here, did you see the "pipe" he was pointing at the police? How anyone is supposed to know your fake gun is fake, I dunno.
Florky
They will shoot you if you come at them with a pipe.
ghoststts
They'll shoot you twice as fast if you disguise it as a pistol and take a shooting stance.
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Some cops shoot you if you step outside with a flashlight. They're twitchier than a coked-up cat.
OPHatesPolitics
Mendeleyev1
This is how you get called a racist, you racist.
DeviatedPrevert
coolguyzone420
Dad's, don't forget to give your kids the jaywalking while black at night on a street with no traffic. Could be life or death.
shortarms
How does one give their kid jaywalking
coolguyzone420
Fuck that was supposed to say jaywalking talk***
DadApproved
I think Dave Chappelle said it best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEvMc-K8XHY
liesuponlies
Dave Chappell wasn't even in that video.
UnpopularOpinions
Let's be fair here, did you see the "pipe" he was pointing at the police? How anyone is supposed to know your fake gun is fake, I dunno.
Florky
They will shoot you if you come at them with a pipe.
ghoststts
They'll shoot you twice as fast if you disguise it as a pistol and take a shooting stance.
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Some cops shoot you if you step outside with a flashlight. They're twitchier than a coked-up cat.
OPHatesPolitics
Mendeleyev1
This is how you get called a racist, you racist.
OPHatesPolitics
DeviatedPrevert
OPHatesPolitics