May the Force be [applied upon goblins in a sensual manner].

May 4, 2026 2:39 PM

Artists: JLewis, MartyRigz (A.K.A. DogeSecret), NuclearWasabi

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Aw yiss Space Goblins!

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So that's where you've been; off kissing space goblins.

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I'm surprised there's not more Force fucking in the SW fandom.

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That was exactly my thinking with the title. Like...Force-choking is a thing.

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Force stroking can be a thing too!

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Oh hey. That first image is actually my OC I commissioned from Josh! She was made for a Starfinder game.

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I thought that one looked Starfindery. Nice lol. Mechanic, I'm assuming?

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Mechanic yes.

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I wanna bite your OC's ears like *ARNF, nibble nibble* (´。•᎑•。`)

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Her name was Tinkzer and her bots name was Sk-3Y3. She would probably shoot or burn you for trying lol.

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...Cautious goblinfuckers never make history.

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Would Yoda and his species be Goblins?

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More like gremlins, imo. Just visually.

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YUP!....Space goblins

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Naw, given how they could decimate local frog populations, yodas kind are worse

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And they lives up to 900 years wich made them even worse.

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Fun fact: Donald F. Glut's novelization of Star Wars: Episode V The Empire Strikes Back referred to Yoda as an elf.

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Yup! Once upon a time, a horde of goblins found a hyperbolic gravity chamber and decided to play in it. Their shenanigans broke the control panels and they got trapped for years, eventually breeding their way into an offshoot species that was born aged and squashed. Yoda, Yaddle, Grogu...Goblin cousins.

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This explains just, so much lol

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#3 What happens when I plug in that aux cable?

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She vibrates.

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Shenanigans, if you're lucky.

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She makes the THX noise as she cu-... orga... ~arrives~.

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More likely she drains you-


-r bank account by hacking it.

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