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Impossible goal
Edit:
I got to the FP thanks guys! She is Natalia Guitler (Thanks @spratacuss) And source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIGHukEiQ54
Sep 5, 2020 12:05 AM
CureForHomoSapiens
3335630
2419
90
Edit:
I got to the FP thanks guys! She is Natalia Guitler (Thanks @spratacuss) And source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIGHukEiQ54
link306
Improbable.
polaris3
Pretty easy to score with no goalie. I bet I could get it in there from between the goal posts, even.
dghammer
When was the meaning of impossible changed....should have said improbable.o
GreyKnightTemplar666
I can pick up a quarter with a fork lift. People can use physics and gravity to break the system
pkrevbro
vrflyer
Ball is actually out of bounds before curling back in. So not a goal.
Colima24
pandemicpolemic
Yea so I guess I’ll be that person. Who is she?
abrakadaBRO
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CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Who said its impossible? :/
spratacuss
Natalia Guitler?
CureForHomoSapiens
Looks like it and I found the source thanks
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
Does that still count if her feet are out of bounds? Idk soccer rules
wihundgen
Entire ball has to be across out of bounds line to be out.
locutusufborg
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
brown skin makes good kin
profiledit
Look's like a ball of joy
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
Did she make it? I was a bit distracted... ?
I0VE525P00GE
Watched it 4 times and still no idea. Looks like we’ll never know
battyballondore
But can she do it on a cold Tuesday in Stoke
RIxspacexCK
I can do that with a cue stick. But that’s besides the point.
Rodmen762000
The infamous masse shot! Nice.
terribledeathwhinny
You can kick a cue stick into a soccer goal?
jerwelch66
She kicks like a girl.
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
Im all about that thigh jiggle
tg2222222
Steady gentleman
dazedigital24
grundlewin
Didn't look impossible to me.
KringelbertFishtybuns
Doesn’t count. She didn’t go bardownski
IVoted4Pedro
Getting a date with her is an impossible goal.
ILikeQuiteHeavyMetal
Getting a date with a live girl is an impossible goal
lovinglockdown
Quit the heavy metal. Reintroduce very slowly and carefully once you’re dating. I suggest Volbeat as a gateway conversion therapy
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
Tom Green dated her for a bit. They had a ball.
blubberingbastard
Isnt Tom married to Ilsa Fisher?
slacker92
No she's married to Borat
blubberingbastard
That's right!
HillOfBeans
I see what you did there
Zefram86
Good luck trying to do this in the moment though.
dantonic
waznewz
Not impossible at, several goals have been scored direct on corner kick..
Moylsie
Not impossible, just difficult.
stuffinator
Duh, she did it so it's not impossible.
omuaomua
Duh, she did it so it's not difficult either... the fuck are we doin here... move along...
spratacuss
Try to do her, that’s impossible
KaJuN
Nice shot! Nice shot! Nice shot! *Chat disabled for 3 seconds*
danecase
OP Doesn't understand impossible.
KoljaV
It's called exaggerating. I mean, the fact that the woman in the video does make the goal already proves that it's quite possible.
NachoPete
I don't know the rules of the sport. Would that be legal in a game?
neonoptic
Unless the goalie is pulled or is having a stroke, the likelihood of this actually happening is accident/miracle status.
NachoPete
I wasn't asking about likelihood just legality.
TomatoPepper
Only because the ball doesn't cross the line
HenryHolmes101
To be fair, there would be a goalie in a real game.
NachoPete
That seems irrelevant to my question.
Ztellar
Why is everyone saying it wouldn’t be legal. It 100% would be. Whole ball has to cross the line, she can be outside the line.
Ventorath
??? You mean kicking the ball into the goal?
NachoPete
With one foot over the line.
ProfessorPoundTown
No. Although very cool, she kicks the ball off of her foot which is clearly out of the field lines. Super cool tho
I0VE525P00GE
Yes it would be legal as long as she’s onside. It’s extremely improbable though.
NachoPete
Even with her foot over the line?
I0VE525P00GE
Nope.
cabooyah
Here she is during the game:
TheGreyReality
worked with the goalie who played with red. new mexico u? she said that red was an incredibly nice person.
allnumbersareimaginary
Let’s go lobos!!
junkgoof
Doesn't take much to kill someone that way.
CureForHomoSapiens
LariCheltsy
theshinobi23
"MOVE BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY!"
IMakeAlternativeFacts
Daniel Tosh has a bit about this game in one of his specials but I’d never seen anything from it until now
iamspartan1262
Love women's soccer
lostlittletimeonthis
I like women's tennis for the same reason I don't like women's football, it's slower
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Whats a name or team? I wanna youtube the whole sequence, there must be some retaliation from her or a teammate
kharkol13
Just look at her shorts. The girl pulled her shorts immediately before the hair pull
ministryofpeace
Does that warrant that response though?
kharkol13
The girl (in red) was bring a terror the entire game. Escalating every confrontation.
EroticZombiePants
The psycho that pulled her hair basically half-assaulted like half the other team during the game.
Fejerro
BYU VS New Mexico, like 12 years ago. https://youtu.be/pJLSUpVoZt8
OliverKlozoff1269
Dang she plays rough
DrizztLink
I went to UNM. All I can tell you is "Welcome to Albuquerque."
ILikeToSeeNudes
Never noticed the girl in front grabbing the shorts prior to the hair pull
TheUsernameOfTheCentury
Same. I would have done the same thing. Soccer is full of whiners and actors, about time someone felt real pain for being a shit player.
CaptainSlower
That's hot
LariCheltsy
NotAPervert
physicsisabitch
Little stripping, little hair pulling. I bet it was interesting later that night.
SleepingTide
Although the Hair pull slam to the ground is a bit of an over reaction IMO.
painkiller1968
A hair pull for a hair pull.
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
Oh! Very nice.
Magyarharcos
On second though, doing that is a bad idea, because the shorts might have gone with her.
RetroRicki
The dick twist move doesn't work in women's league.
physicsisabitch
melodiousfunk
Oh hai Mark
MakingplansforNigel
The ol’ vulva revolver
AlecAwesomo
Revulver.
MakingplansforNigel
I was so close
MyBallsSpellAmazingInBraille
Have you watched the full clip she does this to like 4 players, kicking one of them on the ground. Sorry the response was pulling the shorts
maisoncdn
from the vids I saw, angry girl was provoked each time. Doesn't excuse her behavior, but shows she didn't just go out looking to mess ppl up
WarBearGrrrrrrr
In fairness you saw one vid so kinda forgiven for your comment, but she has huge anger issues & a 2 game ban was pathetic & bad for sport
Prinzka
Yeah, she does. That's why she was banned.
sdfsfsfsgs
1 This is a fallacy. This is not how logic works. It would be nice if we could just go, well, he did it, that's why he was arrested.
WarBearGrrrrrrr
For two fucking games and then allowed back, that’s not a ban
Manadroid
https://youtu.be/PJiRQsyrBoI saucy sauce. She went out looking for it for sure.
wigwagthenwam
Which one?
Gothamite303
Yes.
TheProfessionalOne
The female
jomi20806
Thanks, I don’t know what I would have done without your detailed assessment of this +1
somethingawesomeandgreat
Which of the female?
Steveysaidthis
The 2nd most vagina-y one.
GFYandyourstupidrequirements
Women’s soccer is hardcore and they aren’t little bitches about it like the men are.
TheDee
https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/
OswaldGutenberg
It's absolutely shite though.
VanDerJoik
suretoast
Wear a cup?
bustyjan
this guy never watched women footbal.
wordbankforscale
Football.
veryfakemod
Soc-ker
Wezy99
Sock her?
laiskamato
Yes, because the foot foots-the-ball, unlike the other game which should be called handegg.
Puvaradivi
Futbol
wordbankforscale
Fobal.
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
Youre right, idk why you're downvoted.