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You're not as cool as you think you are
Jul 14, 2018 3:47 PM
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ziproman
You were SO drunk, you made this meme and laughed!
AchilleonV
Most people that do this are too young to understand.
ACatnippedKitty
In college sloppy drunk was fun, blackout drunk was scary when waking up in jail or people won't tell me why we're no longer friends.
whatwhonow
No one gives a shit what you think.
ifyouhatepinacoladas
Is this what imgur has come to?
DabSwabFamDab
After college is when it becomes uncool.
emilyvin
I got sooo sober last night. I am poor. Damnit.
SleepJokeLord
Sooo drunk last night boys...showed up to my front door and tried to open it with a trout. Fuck was I doing with a trout?
ikagawa
Slapping people with it.
DjNeHi
I am also not as think as you drunk I am.
Tinkrr
Dude, I got so hammered last night, it was great, totally hid the depression for a few hours D:
TacoLobsterParty
When u get off your high horse remind me not to buy you a pint you twat
Crossark
To clarify: I have no issue with stories that occurred while drunk. What I'm talking about is stories solely about how much you drank.
lordyhalvey
Was cool when we were kids, now it's just sad. Very true.
DaftMonk85
In high school it was lame as shit, because these kids were drinking one Smirnoff and acting like they were the bee’s knees. In college, 1/2
DaftMonk85
most of my favorite stories I’ve heard have involved some alcohol. If you don’t remember, not that interesting, but if you were making 2/3
DaftMonk85
bad decisions, those are usually the fun stories.
justhereforporn1
It’s just as cool to drink as it is not to. Stop trying to be everyone’s mom, people enjoy different things.
Crossark
It's not the drinking or even the getting drunk that's lame to me. It's the trying to pass it off the act of drinking as badass somehow.
justhereforporn1
Yeah? Sometimes getting drunk is badass. People present themselves in different ways. Take silent comfort in knowing you don’t do that.
Halogenesis
I think hes talking about the people constantly talking about how wasted they get at perties
justhereforporn1
And I’m saying that’s fine! If you don’t wanna listen then don’t, plenty of people get a kick out of being piss drunk 24/7 that’s college.
Halogenesis
Fair point
ArthurPhillipDent
I dont necessarily brag. It's just an interesting story as far as I'm concerned
justhereforporn1
As the sober guy on the other end of it who isn’t super judgmental, I agree. (I’m not throwing shade, I’m fucking oozing it)
Crossark
As the sober guy on the other end of it -- it's usually not. A vague story without many details is boring as shit, especially when the (1/2)
Crossark
conclusion is some inane statement like, "It was fun." If you're gonna say something's fun, I'd like to know why. (2/2)
zapatero3000
Have you ever gotten super wasted? its pretty fun hahaha
ricksnip
Last weekend I got blackout drunk and stole my friends truck and parked it down the street in my other friends yard because he locked me ->
ricksnip
Out of the house for eating the last slice of pizza
ricksnip
The cool thing about alcohol is that I don’t have to care about what you think
Crossark
You...you don't have to do that anyway, my guy. You don't know me; I don't employ you or anything. You don't gotta poison yourself to (1/2)
Crossark
be apathetic about my opinion. (2/2)
Huntforthegif
Shut up nerd
Chomanche
You are aragant and look down on people. I feel sorry for you.
ricksnip
It’s a joke. Alcohol makes you generally dismissive of anything outside of the good time you’re having. You would know that if you ->
ricksnip
Weren’t so fuckin lame
justhereforporn1
thetendervigiIante
work quickly, doctor. the victim sustained a sick burn. the chances of survival are slim.