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https://www.reuters.com/world/iran-war-live-tehran-rejects-ceasefire-deal-trumps-deadline-reopen-strait-hormuz-2026-04-07/
Apr 8, 2026 1:38 AM
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https://www.reuters.com/world/iran-war-live-tehran-rejects-ceasefire-deal-trumps-deadline-reopen-strait-hormuz-2026-04-07/
friendsofsandwiches
Ceasefire for THEE, but not MEE.
oldguyexlurker
Yeah. Israel keeps using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.
TheFullLength
WHAT.
I live in the Middle East, and waking up to a ceasefire is the happiest I've been since this started. I might actually be able to see my partner in Asia now.
LogicalLimes
Israel really doesn’t do ceasefires…
ravensdaemon
Ceasefire will start next taco Tuesday
TheRealArclight
circuspandabear
Holy shit, you mean he made up the cease fire? /s
blaghart
Gasp TACO lied?! noooooo /s
Hexidimentional
You cannot have a ceasefire wit israel, their dicks fall off if they cant bomb someone every 20 minutes
TheFullLength
Yep, stupid me actually believed this.
Well, that was a wonderful twenty minutes. I was hoping I didn't have to receive anymore bomb notifications on my phone. I've started drinking heavily because of this, and I'm worried I'll end up doing something stupid.
At least I have my partner. She's only a phonecall away. Thank fuck for VPNs.
blaghart
children specifically
req4adream99
So…not a ceasefire then.
ddubya42
he had to TACO with SOMETHING, right?