theweirdostar
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Send your best D&D info. Im an idiot.
DotcoreJetkill
Older editions of D&D gave XP for Gold, almost exclusively. Modern versions of D&D give other benefits for collecting gold. Like real estate
HandoB4Javert
Miierin
#49 To my own surprise I actually liked this one and found it comforting. Grade A dump @op
atat23
#2 hope my druggy brother that threatens us with violence and thinks asking how he's doing is gaslighting, does not see that one
TheUnstoppableWampas
That last one... THE FUCK?
slidewhistlesymphony
"Stay safe inside insanity."
Gorgoror
TeflonTrout
Silk is extremely valuable. The noble's bedsheets are likely to be silk if you ask your DM, and will fit under your armor
silentjay01
Assume every inanimate object is a mimic and attack it. Then you'll never be caught off guard when it actually is a mimic & fights back.
somethingsomethingsomethingclever
#3. Sounds like someone married poorly.
snoffler
#73 absolutely sending this one to my partner