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> A Guy in TF2 talking on the mic with a thick arab accent,
> “You all go now. Go to fight the bad. I stay defend. They no get past. I stay. you go tight. I alone stay for to defend. Take their box. I stay.”
> someone tells him to shut the fuck up
> I tell them to shut the fuck up and let him talk if he wants (because I think he’s funny to listen to)
> he adds me > every fucking game I play with him he does the exact same shit
> “I am Tank. I wait by helicopter. You kill. I won’t let through. You kill. Boomer man, go vomit. I alone guard helicopter. You go.”
> “You put portal there. Good. I wait. You discover answer. I know answer. Keep portal there. I will put portal when need. Keep putting portal. Good. Do you see? I wait. You put portal. Good.”
> just talking non-stop every fucking game we play
> arab spring starts
> I have no idea where he lives
> one day he sends me a message
> “bad times friend ahead”
> “maybe no computer”
> “maybe no home”
> “I will go way but we are two of soul” > “I will return”
>
>
> Last Online: 615 days ago (who knows how long it's been now)
MyUsernameIsMyPassword
615 Days for 7 years ago when this got posted on 4chan
BushBakedBeams
God, I've never wanted player 2 to rejoin the game so bad.
HarveyRedneck
So much better when it was in green text, but a good story none the less
SydneyCatmull24
Gaddafi, you where playing with Gaddafi
maninthemirrorsayswhat
Years from now, when we least expect it, OP gets a message that says "Bad days over friend ahead. I have returned. Borrow computer too."
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
*Single tear*
fockincats
This is a fake 4chan story from at least 7 years ago.
AllTheWittyNamesAreTaken
So...what? We're re-hashing 4chan's greentext stories for points now?
ChestHare
Apparently....
Falconist
Who knows, he is most likely still alive
KillingTheJoke1
He's dead. Of old age because this story is that old
dynamiteking
I heard the rest of this story... I won’t say what happens though
muscletank
i favorite this everytime
LordVetinari42
I teared up :(
thatguyAJ
I'm always glad to see this posted; I secretly hope that his account info was just lost and that he might see this someday and be alright.
lancell
I want it to be true...
BakaKagaku
Man I fucking hope that's the case.
ShaggyUK
Why could you not just post the original greentext?
furyzeke
because reposting the one image and copied text someone else put up is much easier than searching for the original story. have a nice day
BuffingtonRumbleberries
Plot twist; Guy was playing with Saddam Hussein
JacobMcbroom
I'll believe this stupid story when they post a username to go with it.
firabar12
This is why we need to sort ourselves out and genuinely stabilise the region. Fuck money. Get internet Arab back!
Stridergoku
That's very suspenseful, I hope everything turns out ok...
GrImmgur
I think it happened around September in 2011.
Panzer89
Arab Spring happened in 2011. But I get the joke you were going for.
GrImmgur
I wasn't going for any joke. I was just saying he left sometime around September then.
adamstuen
Gaddafi, you where playing with Gaddafi
showmaturepostsandcomments
http://imgur.com/G3ds8UD It's been five years. I really hope he's okay, too.
fockincats
It's been more than 5.
BenSpacey
The Arab spring happened in 2011, so 5 years
Mrfoxie
(1) Played battlefield 1942 With a group of people from USA ( from Denmark) one of The players had seizures and one Day went for a long
Mrfoxie
(2) hospital Tour. He never came back and we only knew him by LT. Numnuts.. Really liked that guy a lot
RevolutionOnHerLips
Made friends with a soldier in Rainbow Six Vegas, he hasn't been online in years, only friend I ever made on the 360
Mrfoxie
Its weird how close you become With those you play With, talk for hours and have a unconditional friendship and always Want To go online
mmurrbles
He is probably Hosni Mubarak former dictator of Egypt.
Raekwan
It's been 1796 days since he last connected, never forget
pflyguyp
Just wanted everyone to know I upvoted this to 1337. I feel LEET.
wh1skyd1ck
I'll up vote it every time. God speed.
JubjubTrashbot
The fucking "Arab Spring" ruined the lives of millions.
OverpricedCrayon
Its not like they werent being ruined by their leaders before the spring.
RydOrDie
The feels....
yrant88
i give upvote, i gave heart.
Toby1066
"Guys, I just moved to Adelaide and stopped playing PC games. I'm a tax accountant now. Ya fuckin' nerds."
EikonaCloud
I find this interesting because if the guy ever did return, he could say anything and I think most would not believe him.
DVSBSTrD
illegalacorn
I have friends who haven't been online for years. I checked up on one I added in 2010-11 - died in 2013, message from mom on profile. :(
Azated
A guy I knew from my warband clan days died from cancer. I had deep discussions with a good 20 random people about it afterwards.
Slothdrivebynapping
I miss my Warband clan and the halcyon days of the closed beta
CelticCommando
Thats fucking sad
fiveftninja
Why the fuck would some1 move to adelaide.
Jabbergeist
Maybe she was their favorite helper character in kirby 64.
RavennaMagnus
To commit murder and get away with it
TheSecondOneWasTakenToo
To be a tax accountant... Can't ya read?!
ultimatewhamo
Because it's radelaide for a reason!!!
cutecharlieuniformnovembertango
Hey I live there.
cutecharlieuniformnovembertango
But I still upvoted you
whatistheproblemwithmichaeljackson
I wouldn't call residing in Adelaide "living" :-D
idontlikecats
My condolences.
cutecharlieuniformnovembertango
Haha thank you.
Thomas633
I do too... it's nice with the hills and all.
cutecharlieuniformnovembertango
Agreed! Grew up in the foothills myself.
HowTheHellDoYouSayImgur
i live next to the first official unclad beach in australia... so theres that.
BenHolloway
This story is the only story I've found online that makes me genuinely sad
Azated
The Ballad of Ella made me cry. I refuse to read it again but it's at the top of my bookmarks.
PMMeSomethingGoodThatHappenedToYouTodayAndWhyRUStillReadingThis
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Nescafeandacig
A friend from syria dissapeared for months i was worried sick one day he goes online he tells me he needs to wait his turn to use the pc
Nescafeandacig
Coz he's in a refugee camp in germany .. im glad he's ok but im sad to see my friend who was just like me same education age mentality
Nescafeandacig
Get taken away from his home from a war he had nothing to do with
Nescafeandacig
Stripped from all the freedome he once had and now has to wait for his turn to access what i took for granted .
Afreeman81
I used to play on Steam a lot (no longer) and most of the people there I liked more than my real friends. It's a blow to lose them.
GoogleAutocorrect
You haven't yet seen the divorced dad who bought vidya for his kid one then.
EClaire1073
Would it help if I told you he hasn't been online in so long because he got sent to live with his aunt and uncle in Bel Air?
HitlersPenisAsASwastika
Anyone here got The Ballad of Ella, or My Butterfly
Kortemy
When I read The Ballad of Ella, it ruined my week.
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chongothewarriormonkey
FUCK.
BenHolloway
Just finished reading that one, wasn't bad for me at all. I felt it in my chest though
Choiced
This, and the Ballad of Ella.
noideaforafunnyname
That story fucked me up.
PMMeSomethingGoodThatHappenedToYouTodayAndWhyRUStillReadingThis
Was hoping they were jokes.
keyserv
The other greentext about the Good Doctor is also a tear-jerker.,
BlncSL8
Sauce?
CatTaxCollecter
Look up
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goatmug2
but its actually the comment above this...
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
Okay? All I'm seeing is my ceiling...OH GOD A SPIDER! AHH!