BrianTheImpaler
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I can't defend my horrible actions.
I can only say the first load was heavy.
FP Edit - Wow, it took me a lot longer to figure out how to do that than I'd like to admit.
To clarify (not excuse): Load one was a 40lb bucket of kitty litter, a new cast iron dutch oven, and a case of wet cat food. Load two was the remainder of my groceries. I know it's not an excuse, but it's why this atrocity happened.
Send me anything,
isilzha
I'll be your second.
BlueBomber05
Your bloodline is weak and you won't survive the winter
PrincessPoofPoof
I love heavy loads ;)
Parsonians
Detergent jugs and cases of water is fine, but under NO circumstances can you make two separate trips for bags
AdelaideDetroit
Please return your penis to the proper authorities.
Gianttesticlemonster
Dishonour on you! Dishonour on your cow!
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
Shame on your house, shame on your famiry.
ILOVEFARTING
http://s2.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/CD7F15FD.jpg
DaDisser
Ugh, i'm embarrassed for your mother.
Preincarnage
Your genes are not worthy of reproduction. You may choose to seppuku, or be castrated and live out your remaining years in solitary dishonor
TheLetterF
I'll tell you the same thing my 8th grade science teacher told me. "You disgust me."
ComputerBlu3
Didn't know you existed before this and now you're dead to me
RedClaws23
Anything you can't bring in one load you don't deserve to eat.
beansofthunder
End it honorably
pocketflan
You better be dead as I type this you pussy
plotruniumnyborgh
This is a good death. There’s no shame in this: in a man’s death... a man who has done fine works.
WillJeSuis
Don't be so harsh on yourself @OP, the first load is always a surprise, you get used to it after a while.
skeletonsimpleton
Go take the rest with your testicles, we can spread no more disgraceful seed
Erock01
I'm disgusted
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Dishonor on you, dishonor on your 2%.
GenghisJohn2010
....you make me SICK!
SlickerThanNick
and your cow. dont forget about your cow. you brought shame to your cow too.
BrentonCoppick
GRAB the Broom ,put bags over wood ,put broom over shoulder ?
SonOfTheShire
If you're think you're going to beget any progeny after committing seppuku then I'm not sure you quite understand how the whole thing works.
BrianTheImpaler
I was more counting on the idea that my brother might produce progeny to further the family name.
SonOfTheShire
Hmm. Fair enough.
BrianTheImpaler
He's the "straight" one, though we have our doubts.
DahPrincess
Hrmmmmmm...
Jmar3245
elern
elern
KharnApproves
Literally watching Mulan right now.
IDontWannaSay
Been looking for this gif for so long! Thank you x) also very accurate her. SHAME, OP, SHAME.
heXonyou
Upper body strength is the answer....it is the way.
ISwearIDontOwnAMethLab
You weak human being
BrianTheImpaler
I know, I'm so sorry
teddyboops
One trip 4 lyfe
GreedyJungle
BrianTheImpaler
Oh lordy. Well let's not jump to conclusions, Denholm. We can find a good solution here. Have you considered removing your testicles?
GreedyJungle
Yeah but I think I'd rather jump. I'll do a backflip on the way down to make up for it though.
BrianTheImpaler
Well... OK. I understand your position and I applaud your backflip.
The701
I absolutely despise the barbaric and petty practice of honor killings, but now I think there may be an exception.
Jmshunter
Nonsense!!! Death is the only way to wash his honor!!!
The701
Commenting on a 2 month-old-post? Ok, who were you profile-stalking, me or the OP? (I just need to know how honored I should be.)
BrianTheImpaler
I understand and I don't disagree
WhiteKnight623
Username checks out
Rivalyn
This does not erase the shame, it simply allows your sons the opportunity to redeem it later. Which they must do, before they can be men.
BrianTheImpaler
I agree. Any progeny shall be burdened with my failures
InitHello
And their sons, yea, even unto the third generation.
TimberWolf141
You had better record your sudoku and post it you shameful bastard.
SirJackway
He is sure to make a mistake, he better bring an eraser
BrianTheImpaler
I'm not smart enough to do sudoku with ink. Graphite all the way.
The701
Sewer size is a little extreme, don't you think?
BrianTheImpaler
God, I love sudoku
daygray
You put a double 9 in Row 3. Peasant.
BrianTheImpaler
Well I don't see you doing much better.
aaronbgraham
Committing bukake is the only answer.
SirJackway
Impales oneself with sharp pencil
BrianTheImpaler
It's in the name, it's there for a reason. I'm not violent, just exceptionally clumsy.