The Room - A Nifty Little Find

Sep 4, 2014 1:29 PM

Feralkyn

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The Room

For those of you who don't know, The Room is a notoriously bad movie. The director (also the main actor) mysteriously came up with $6m to fund his own movie, never answers personal questions, and has some people wondering if he's a genius who deliberately made a "bad" movie to get it famous. This thing is right up there with Birdemic. Whatever the case, it's now a cult classic with worldwide midnight showings.

The Room - Main Website

Now, this is The Room's main website--in particular, the page for midnight screenings. A friend linked me this today, pointing out the horrific quality of the site design. He wondered whether the site--like the movie--was just inherently bad... or if it had been cleverly DESIGNED to be terrible. The color is awful, there's loads of typos, and you have to navigate your way past several trailers to get in.

Merchandise Page

Here's the merchandise page. Here, you can buy Wiseau-designed (ahem, "desinged) underwear (???), talking bobbleheads, and admittedly hilarious t-shirts with some of the movie's bizarre or more memorable dialogue. Again, typos are slathered all over this page, and the design is atrocious--there's five "HOME" links on the top bar, borders all over the place and so on. Again I found myself wondering whether it was deliberate.

View Source...

It gnawed at me. If the site is deliberately bad, then maybe it's some hint that the movie was all a goof? If there's actual errors in the code, though, like horrific ones... Then maybe, just maybe, the movie IS just that bad. I right-clicked, and Viewed Source. I poked through, not really expecting to find much.

"IMG src="file:///Macintosh HD/Users/tommywiseau/Desktop/dreamweaver-template-4/sml-red-sq.gif" width="14" height="13""

That's right, ladies and gentlemen... Tommy Wiseau made his movie's website himself, on his home Mac, using Dreamweaver.

Maybe The Room... really IS -just that bad.-

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If you haven't seen this movie, check out this clip at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ4KzClb1C4

It really demonstrates the "wtf" factor of this movie and acting. And here's the merchandise site discussed:

http://www.theroommovie.com/screeningspop.html

Check out this interview for a more thorough explanation of both the movie and the "weird" surrounding Wiseau:

http://www.wired.com/2013/09/tommy-wiseau-interview-room/

(First pic taken from http://drafthouse.com/movies/the_room/kansas_city )

Final note, I hold no ill will nor mockery toward Tommy Wiseau as a person. I do hope the dude is happy and fulfilled, and I sorta feel bad even making fun of the movie. GOD SAVE MY SOUL.

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I saw this film at one of the famous midnight viewings. It was the most fun I've ever had in a cinema! It was hilarious.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i didnt think anything could be worse than rollerblading ninja no.7, but apparently i was wrong

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lisa, you're tearing me apart!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!!*

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i don't think anything is on the level of birdemic

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You need to watch The Room, then. I mean... it lacks coathangers and angry MS Paint hawks but still.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

two words: BIRD ACID

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is it worse then Manos: The Hands of Fate? Because I tell ya, that was hoooooooooooooooooooorrible.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some guy is putting Manos out on blu-ray as a labor of love. He's actively looking for donations!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never even heard of that, but it's pretty much on par with Birdemic if you've seen that. If not worse. Now I have to look up Manos xD

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mystery Science theater spoofed it. 1/2 way through they stopped the act and apologized for how bad the movie was.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh my god. I'm reading up on that now, and "Plan 9 From Outer Space." I also always loved the amazingbad "Night of the Lepus."

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0