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The most badass epitaph ever.
Dec 19, 2012 8:51 PM
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NubilousErr0r
buahahahah I'm related to this guy. Ohhhh the gene pool is tarnished with awesomeness.
katstroganoff
What I would put for Mal on Firefly.
DevoutSkeptic
Problem?
codexdelux
Its not really possible to have a more Bad Ass text on your grave is it:)
askeptikalhippo
I never posted a comment that did not need posting.
ThatInebriatedGuy
Well that just seems unnecessary
PowoPenguin
It's true, we're chillin' right now. He's one badass dude, even rode my dinosaur this morning.
nadrojj
TO THE TOP WITH YOU!
waitwaitpleasetellme
im pretty sure he became http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/9241/669075-4865_20080219220228_large_super.jpg ..... the saint of killers
ThebabyAteMyDingo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clay_Allison
pixhaley
Thank you for posting a link to what I was exactly going to do next.
turtledove929
INB4 he was an executioner.
Maniacbob
This is definitely going on my tombstone.
DontBlameMeIVotedForRonSwanson
Whelp...guess i'll turn in my man card now...whose coming with me
damnitdan
My all time favorite: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmk3n6VRYO1qbezvqo1_500.jpg
chrisallison
Well our family is usually pretty badass. Thank you for bringing awareness to our good deeds!
GrimaceTheJeffGoldblumOfThisRapStuff
I'm going to believe it.
thegreenblurr
Dexter?
axelasdf
Dexter has made mistakes.
ajp589
Showed it to my dad he laughed then said "Don't even think about it"
kitschdelaney
awesome
haveyoumetit
Lol!
ajp589
lol I know.
whathappenedtomychildhood
"On January 7, 1874, Allison killed a gunman named Chunk Colbert. After they had raced their horses
rumandbass
And then Marty gave Doc his hoverboad so that Claire could be saved. And they lived happily ever after.
Igotzcandy
Colbert had already killed seven men and had quarreled with Allison years earlier
lolzless
Allison replied, "I didn't want to send a man to hell on an empty stomach"
Mrfluegel
Colbert drew first, his pistol hit the table when he was taking it out of the holster and Allison shot him.
Zanmor
I love how 4 people told this story. It's like hearing of some fabled local in a bar. Folks just start chiming in. Love it.