Easter and sex

Apr 20, 2019 3:32 PM

pizjub

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Everyone knows Jesus was Goku. When he landed in his egg ship and "hatched" it freaked out the primitives. DUH!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But what about xmas?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, Harry Potter is evil and don't celebrate Halloween!

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ēostre... Germanic Goddess

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, let’s bang?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Have you been watching American Gods?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is it about God from around the world according to Americans? Sounds entertaining

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its about gods from other countries follow their followers over and trying to adapt. Also there are new gods trying to kill or replace them

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll take "utter bullshit" for $500, Alex.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

They don't have $500 questions anymore.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude it's true

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Dude none of it is true. Starting with the fact that only in English does the word "Easter" even remotely resemble the name "Ishtar".

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Despite an abundance of evidence just go on being you.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Odin: I dedicate these deaths.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I... AM.... ODIN!!!!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There is also no proof that Ishtar was ever associated with rabbits or eggs as symbols. Ishtar’s sacred animal was the Lion. Look it up.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

The google machine tells me you are correct. It also said the etymology of easter may actually have origins in a germanic goddess Eostre.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Yo, some dude made a false meme to try and get us all laid this weekend. Come on man, don’t ruin a good thing with facts.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Lol

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0