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navajoe
This damn dog reminds me of the Smiling Dog creepypasta, and it freaking hilarious right now.
LightlyFriedFishFilletsForDinner
That greentext made me laugh so hard mom thought i was crying
TheDudeSmashTrash
I was smiling throughout, but I fucking lost it at "Bond Name's the james"
RattleMeBonesRattleRattle
Will always up vote papa franku
ravenking45
Fucking weaboos
jabreezyfosheezy
My laughing spree at #24 is exactly why it's time for sleep. Also the lack of coherency in this comment. Okay bai.
allinallgood
My dumps bring all the boys to the yard
Schliam2014
Man all of these were hilarious. Haven't laughed at a lost like that in months. +1 for your awesome humour
ravenking45
Thank you , that is honestly much appreciated
bettywang
Oh geeze, that's me.
EltyJade
#25 stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back...
easybrz
This is the first time a sequel was better than the first.
jazzy663
Please put a link to part 1 for those that may not have seen it.
ravenking45
I'm on mobile I have no way to post links , but check my previous post
jazzy663
Ah, fair enough.
ksherretz
Worked at Kum N Go for a year. I've heard them all. None are funny.
wytew0lf
Charles stinkbum you legend. May that get reposted again and again
donnellm
Best one I've seen in a while. Good job!
AladdinTheMuffinMan
Papa bless +1
TheFoodDumpster
That fucking dog smiling like a walmart greeter is hilarious shit I was a mess after laughing at that thing
ScottyRay2110
Trying not to burst out into laughter while laying next to my sleeping wife after learning about Charles stinkbum.
VerdantRah
Never seen Cripple Drifter before
ravenking45
Ever see need for speed polio drift?
rAiSeHeLLnEaTcOrNBREAD
Stronk
kidcolt
The "wanna smell" one made me shard myself while laughing. Good thing I'm on the John.
ravenking45
Everytime I look at it I laugh
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So its okay to repost as long as it's a dump. Got it.
neohippie7319
In fairness to OP, I haven't seen half of these.
ravenking45
Thank you :)
ixamxber
Now you're catching on
iwonderifthisusernameistakenornot
Username check out
ravenking45
Just sharing my favorite pictures I've found on here recently
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All good. Just observing the dump trend.
TheSecondJesusChrist
Can anyone tell me the name of the guy in #5?
deltajesus
IT'S FILTHY FRANK MOTHERFUCKER: https://www.youtube.com/user/TVFilthyFrank
DoYouHonestlyThinkYoureFuckingFunny
IT'S FILTHY FRANK BITCH!
TheWeedIsTooloud
Sir Francis of the Filth
ThouBeardHead
That is out Lord and savoir, Filthy Frank AKA Papa Franku.
superking32
Hey boss
ravenking45
Papa frankuuuu
rxnh
All hail Chin Chin
BoostZilla
The real slim shaft one almost killed me. Soda came out of my nose from laughter, this hasn't happened to me in over 10 years...thank you
BoostZilla
Slim shady ** fucking auto correct...
ravenking45
It's okay I know you tried your best
Dillonisms
I have given myself heart palpitations by trying not to laugh while at my workbox.
panamakid
Call a Bondulance!
ravenking45
Please laugh responsibly
insertsupercoolusernamehere
What kind of dystopian hellhole workplace polices laughter? I will light a candle for you, hang in there comrade.
ICanChangeMyNameLater
I'm currently administering a test and almost shit myself trying to hold in my laughter.
IOnlyUpvoteCommentsNotPosts
+1 for workbox
mousemarie94
I'm assuming a workbox is the same as a cubicle?
ihavequestions
Not necessarily, OPs mom is a single mother. She uses her "workbox" to pay the bills and put some top ramen on the table.
LisaMegatron
I just got busted for pooping with my phone in the work bathroom lol
DrFartstheTRex
Are you not allowed to have your phone when you poop? I can't go any other way.
buttchugger
Can I ask how?
Dreadfutopia
there's an app
LisaMegatron
Everyone heard me laughing while I was in the bathroom!
hiyesthisissatan
Look them in the eye and deny you had a phone with you.
LisaMegatron
Gastrointestinalologists hate her! This one weird trick helps her poop!
AnnaNimitee
'No,' Says God
Quizsicle
Story of my life.
panamakid
It's a legit answer, when Jesus prays before His crucifixion, the answer's the same
Bushwookie825
Charles stinkbum is my fucking hero now
IAmHarrisonFord
Why am I crying over that one?
nclu
As a former middle school boy, can confirm. Would still be telling that story even if it didn't happen.
WachZilson
Same had me rolling.
Ace4815162342
Should not have laughed as hard as I did.
nclu
My wife "why are you laughing" me -explains- wife "that shit's funny, yo"
fairlysimilartobirds
Shits on fire yo
lindisty0110
Charles Stinkbum sounds like a character from the Stinky Cheeseman book
l00kylou
He never loses.
nirtiak
Wasn't going to read it but then I saw your comment. Thank you.
Masterofdisgust
Charles stinkbum is a massive bully asshole, that kid probably had the worst day of his life, if that's a real story it's horrible.
DrFartstheTRex
It came from 4chan, no way it's real.
Masterofdisgust
People downvoted, apparently people on here like bullies, cool.
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cluckclucksaidthechicken
I've never seen this one before, and it's now one of my favorites
Ikilluferever
I remember when this was on Front Page, it's a funny story, but fuck man
Jigsaw68
Here's a conclusion cause there isn't one there
SlipSeal
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XeroFile
Thank you for that!
celestedrake
...That poor janitor...
SevenSnailDucks
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LetsTakeBikiniBottomAndPushItSomewhereElse
Probaby fake but sooo good, thanks for sharing. Greentext authors really are masters of liturature.
GreentextsForEverything
I don't get, why there's always this one guy pointing out "probably fake". Do you do the same with any other medium?
LetsTakeBikiniBottomAndPushItSomewhereElse
When someone claims something happened to them that probably didn't happen, I usually do
GreentextsForEverything
1 That's understandable. But consider the following: You're sitting in the cinema and the protagonist claims stuff - is it also "fake"? It's
GreentextsForEverything
2 just a story :) The headline of the origin of greentexts, 4chan/b, even has it as sub title
cluckclucksaidthechicken
Did he ever continue the saga?
Soulfreezer
We have the right to know
Jigsaw68
I posted it up there
Soulfreezer
Thank you man :)
Jigsaw68
Yes
cluckclucksaidthechicken
Thank you so much
Jigsaw68
My pleasure
Draenor
I will never not laugh at the last one +1
shiterthanshit
lasht*
ZombieZooZombieZoo
It's one of my favorite things on the whole internet.
shiterthanshit
I will never not laugh at the lasht one*
trianglebutt
Sean Connery should act this out
hiig
I read it in Connery's voice
Mustlovecats1978
Me too! My SO doesn't get it at all! I laugh so hard that I'm crying and he just looks at me like I'm from another planet!
VicL333
Kills me every time
luqman96
I'm sorry but can you explain it to a five years old? He dont get it
GeorgeSmiley
James Bond is having a stroke so he is messing up his words
lizwah
Tried so hard not to laugh out loud, I'm currently in a doctors waiting room, just made me lose my shit.
lanaLanaLANALAAAANNNNAAAA
Whenever I see an ambulance I re-enact James Bond's part. The boyfriend is not always amused.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Dump him and get you a dank memer, guuuurl
klucky
Haha your name is an archer reference and also has multiple anals. I am mature.
BigLizardInYourBackyard
Want a new one?
howdoeyeballsdo
Dam son
thecows
My ex wasn't amused either
illegalacorn
#26
Plsdontlook
/a/P8DWk
illegalacorn
because it shows the last one without all the work, you dork
Plsdontlook
/a/2Teg7 that's a lot of work.
CantoCement
thank you.
aninvisiblemaniac
I never really found it funny. Weird how humor differs from person to person
TheHungryBanana
Its probably because the second half isnt how a stroke works. The mix up words or say completely diffident words not missay words.
EyesLikeTheSky
That's what the reptiles want you to think
VoltageXL1
Same. It never even got so much as a grin out of me.
CrabWallet
Differs indeed. I always laugh, but can't come up with a good explanation.
aarmyofdickbutts
TotemPoleOfVisualNoise
Chickens
birds1
Fun fact if you grind up egg shell of a chicken they will eat it and they will eat raw egg yolk
bababababaooey
They eat their own eggs naturally, it's a good way to recover energy.
Kokaneblues
To be fair I doubt there's actually any chicken in McNuggets.
LexMillan
Haaaaaaa lol
nclu
Http://i.imgur.com/2lhBYNJ.gif
liliputian7
What... the fuck... was that
Insomnia297
You watched it like six times. You know what it is.
sapyro
Solscorn
Checked the replies in search of the vegan and was disappointed.
Kutikula
http://imgur.com/Vor4Jyi
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Dude, that's just - awesome I guess.
Jallepalle
Soylent green is--- delicious!
isthisusernamealreadychosen
TST100
Found the vegan.
isthisusernamealreadychosen
Nope
wererat2000
And yet I'm not the only one laughing...
Fulminology
Dude, that's fucked up.
Nobahdi
Having raised chickens, I can assure you, chickens don't care.
Nidiahk
Clucked*
IExplainJokesInPoorlyTranslatedEnglish
Sounds like a whore because cluck.
Charleshaha
This made me laugh
Corki
not really. i doubt the chicken nuggets contain any actual chicken meat.
BobbyMcfallenberg
Is it... Human? Or... Horse? Or maybe... It might really be chicken.
Chemeli
Maybe its Maybelline.
daiconrad
it's
Corki
you think they'd sell ya real chicken tenders in there? do you have any idea how expensive chicken is? some ground up chicken feet however..
HorseWithComputer
It's like hot dogs, mix of a ton of meat.
daiconrad
It may surprise you to learn that chicken feet come from chickens.