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Edit: it’s satire - but considering… you know… republicans/conservatives of America… this wouldn’t surprise me if there really is some proud, gun toting mama out there posting about her son.
gotchasucka
The only thing he could do in 2 minutes is finish off an XXL pizza.
SlaaneshiRightsFront
Is that supposed to be Texas 2, as in The ReTexaning, or 2 minutemen, because they're too slow to be minutemen? Extra cringe, either way.
AntiProtonBoy
Orzufancylad
Do the vest pockets have snacks in them?
artistandascholar2000
And a chapstick and anal lube.
Papabehhr
Thank God for meal team 6
RazerFlash
I CAN BE YOUR ANGLE OR YOUR DEVIL level cringe.
sloomoo
It would definitely be an obtuse angle.
MajorNikon
iamthemanwithnoname
Christian White is a bit on the nose as a name.
realrealluckless
I know a Christian White. Mostly of Indian descent, and a Muslim convert to appease his wife's family... But he is a fan of gun ranges...
SeasonedCitizen
Kathryn White's Facebook page says it's parody. Looking through it, I sure hope so.
AnnoyingKhajiit
Fucking hell..
Arcygenical
I'm a simple man. I see cringe, I upvote.
skipweasel
His name's an anagram of "Cherish a nitwit"
Bronymous
His name's an anagram of White Christian
13579rocket
Both clever - both accurate (the nitwit part anyway)
EricAirheart
Look! Another gravy seal.
shetouchedmybuttholesteve
A proud member of Meal Team 6
13579rocket
Haha “meal team 6”… i haven’t heard that one before.