You don't know my life

Sep 25, 2019 3:40 AM

ChildeRoland82

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Tastes like candy floss

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7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If unicorns fart rainbows.........is she tasting the rainbow?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I smell colors now

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whip it and whip it good

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got next.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone knows you need to do an even amount of marijuanas to cancel them out...duh!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They coulda put the blow up valve in the tip of the horn.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I wonder if a unicorn can get off on that?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s where the sprinkler is.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then how u gonna get those magic farts?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey! Those unicorn farts are going to cost you. Blow into the horn.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Our newest pony, my little sharticorn

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@ElbowDeepInAHorse given you're the resident expert on this kinda thing, could you explain more to us?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Drugs are bad, mmkay?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think @rubberpony might have some input as well.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thinking the same

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, it's better than kitten huffing.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That's called Cheesing

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0