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StoatOnARope
Man walks into a pub and orders a pint of Adenosine triphosphate. Bar man pulls out a glass, fills it and hands it over- “That’ll be 80p”
wozat
♫ My microbes and I/ We can't wait to lay down and die/ We realise we must be spent/ Like the cells that dissolve when a brainwave is sent ♫
asificareokido
Perdogi
Hey, do you happen to know about the white part of some leaves? Did you know.....
AlmostScientist
Me understanding all of these
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QuiteHugeMegaPlusUltra
Moaaaar!!
Distractedlurker
Damn, I only got about half of these.
Mavgurian
Wish I could upvote twice for numbering. Also: #19 a little help for a non-chemist please?
jofo97
The thing in the chair is a fatty acid. The thng in the stall is a phosphorylated carbohydrate, aka a sugar.
Mavgurian
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Ozarck
Hail Psyence.
Zekubi
#15 that bed is gna be wet...
AnythingMuchShorter
#9 I work with high voltage, not dangerous chemicals, but I'm guessing similarly, it's all about making it a habit so you don't forget.
Mistruths
This. nbd when you're making saline or doing the baking soda volcano thing. really big no-no if you start messing with v. strong acids/bases
msftensoc365
I got all excited but then was disappointed to not see any physics...
NotTinyPancakes
+1 for psyduck
Fleaofpain
MrWiggleBottom
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA HELICASE, so I could unzip your jeans.
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dobroweigh
It sounds as a speak from the future though. "- How's your suffering? - I exist/am very poorly today."
awardwinningbananaforscale
We use it in the UK! I use it instead of 'sick' because to me, sick=vomit.
MrArthurRadley
You had me at poly(A). You had me at poly(A).
IamMrFartyParty
Yay. I am no longer a nerd. I don’t understand understand any of these. Or I am just old. Mmmmmm....
DubhIainn
God I loved this. Thank you @OP
ontarioOT
Is #14 the "wet-ass p-word" I keep hearing about?
Propalol
#15 'bout to get wet
smirt
#4 Darwin couldn't figure out how a hammock worked and the initial specimens he sent back were rotting by the time they got back to England
smirt
So even fuck ups contribute sometimes.
Almaadin
#15 It's about to get wet!
Dedededededededede
Or there will be a sudden combustion and a little steam
muzzeylicious
I was thinking, “I wonder if that’s a waterbed”
WellThatIsABIGMistake
They gonna BANG!
LuminoZero
#12 I'm a Chemical Engineer and I didn't learn this until my Senior year Bio-Chemistry ELECTIVE. Blew my fucking mind.
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Care to explain?
LuminoZero
All three pictures say the same thing. The first is how you'd write it in High School Chemistry, very basic. Mid is what most know. 1/
LuminoZero
The last one is basically Ethyl-Group shorthand, and would have saved me a shit load of time to learn earlier in my educationn.