This could be us but you playin'

Mar 14, 2025 3:01 AM

Markodgt

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Nice

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Canada if the USA dares to invade.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fun fact if you live in the United States you have approximately a one in 93 chance of dying in a car accident. Final destination anyone?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I loled

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They've been a whole bunch of traffic deaths in the last 2 days where I live. Plus one on a ski hill that might have been a medical emergency or something. One of the car deaths was on a popular night driving spot for people who want to put the foot down

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, it's probably 10,000 deaths in the US so far this year.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Who knows? Aren't statistics illegal there now? (only a half /s)

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

There were no reported traffic deaths this year! Our shitlord has saved us all.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not nice, man. Not nice.

2 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

But we can fix that!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not yet, anyway

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It’s almost at 69, Nice.

2 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 4

Worth the sacrifice.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh cool that’s my gif

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry, OP, but you understand, right?

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 3

I'd like to see histograms and charts about how long posts stay at a certain score through time. I know what I'm gonna see but I want to know by how much.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is the way

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I can't see this clip without posting this, sorry not sorry

2 years ago | Likes 257 Dislikes 4

That's just plain-old regular music with some humoristic lyrics on top. That's a rookie "all kinds of music" if ever I heard one.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

@ahorseelbowdeepinme

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This is the one that always gets me:

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuck pepper coyote and his stupid song. It was annoying to begin with, but now he's also a piece of shit.

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2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

How dare you post this without sound.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has to be posted every time, for the sole reason it is by far the best use of that clip.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Frankly every use of that clip is better than the actual joke in the movie.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's a movie?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, name of the movie is The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.
Premise of the movie is that an actor (Nicholas Cage, playing himself) gets recruited as an undercover CIA agent. They don't really do much interesting with the premise though, mostly just gets used for a 2 minute scene in which he tries to pass himself off as a mob boss and gets immediately called out as a fake.
For this scene though, the joke is just that they did drugs 5 minutes prior. Those are their "haha we're high" faces.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't know what to expect when I unmuted and god damn that horse cock made me chuckle +1

2 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

@elbowdeepinahorse

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy to help ;)

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

the song as a whole is pretty good, though that part is the funniest; the other lyrics don't quite hit that note

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Pepper Coyote on the album Blast Radius if anyone is interested

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yep, shame about the trumpism on that guy

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Did not know he went political. I do not care though it is a song about pleasuring yourself with a horse sized shaft, not really the place I look for political inspiration. Neither should anyone

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe, but i dont intend on supporting him by using or sharing his work

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well I guess that separates us then, but to be fair I generally dont share shit on the Internet so I am not gonna be pushing him or anything. Still gonna listen to his songs while driving though. Separate the art from the artist and all that

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did 2 seconds of googling and apparently it was sarcasm gone wrong, he and a partner (in fursuits) did the same with a Bernie flag earlier, and it got picked up by conservatives to tout around, so he tried the opposite, sarcastically promoting Trump as a furry, but that only got him the ire of the furry community. It was a dumb idea, but not trumpism.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He also supports the invasion in Ukraine.
So no, still not going to give the fucker leeway

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In fact, right here on Imgur, picture not mine:
https://imgur.com/wVm8gCz

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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Babymetal are awesome. Seen them live :D

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fucking love me some BABYMETAL

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I prefer Hanabie in the same vein they are going for another vibe and it's nice

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We are! BABYMETAL! We are.. BABYMETAL!
*Puts Kitsune up*

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

There are dozens of us...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Babymetal is metal. Paid their dues, earned their chops.

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This is art

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My metal dice got banned from two tables because they might dent them.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's why you bring a dice tray.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I’m not someone who’s very sensitive to sensory overload. But at this Adventurer’s League one shot, there was this one lady dumping these huge metal dice into her acrylic dice tower. Holy fuck! That made an AWFUL racket and I was worried it would break.

Metal dice, as a practical matter, are pointless.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like them for weighty rolls. And mine are very pointy.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like this is a reference to something.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In American Psycho, they do this with their business cards. https://youtu.be/cISYzA36-ZY

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