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Jurors on day 7 of Johnny Depp's court case when they hear about the latest shit
She pooped on his bed.
Apr 22, 2022 1:00 PM
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She pooped on his bed.
Lightsmith
Is this a criminal or civil case?
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
Shouldn't there be a shit post tag for this?
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TrizzNathaniel
Mechaardvark
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SuicidalBallsack
Think you got your trials mixed up there bud
snooch2thegouch
ummjakefromstatefarm
What is he accused of?
TheDutchness
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ExistentialDreadlocks
doublejubean
DarkRedCape
I’mma be stealing this, but I ain’t no punk bitch. I takes, I gives.
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SlutAtNight
I’ve heard a great one on here: Amber Turd
pigzunderground
Starting today I'm going to refer to her as "bed shitter Amber Heard" like "Brock Turner the rapist"
spazztastic
Goddamn. Shit the bed! --Rosetta Stoned
DarthGoodguy
If we don’t all start referring to her as Amber Turd then we have failed the internet and ourselves
Hiboredimdad
Heresay
playingdead2022
I'd be ripe for jury selection right now cause idk wtf is going on
ForTheDumps
sceneshifter
The only reasonable reply
kickmyballsrealhard
So this is why I keep hearing about Johnny Depp. I couldn’t care less.
certainlynotaserialkiller
you commented, so that is obviously a false statement.
Shaodyn
It's always funny to me how people comment on posts about things they claim not to care about.
CaptainModeratelyObvious
I agree with you; I think it happens because of a misinterpretation of the verb "to care" or too broad of a view by the other camp.
Melondwarf
But what does chocolate ice cream have to do with it? :o
BradysButtBoy
Yogurt
jefw1f
ICE CREAM?!! Aw man I thought it was chocolate pudding this whole time.
aFlailingTuna
JackHL01
guys, don't fight over this. the most important thing is, that it IS chocolate and you should really dig into it!
Malus333
I once watched 2 girls really dig into their pudding cup...
JackHL01
i wonder how old you are... say, do you know the game?
Malus333
God damn you!
JackHL01
georgedragonslayer
I would love to jump on the Depp or Heard band wagon. But from everything I have seen on it so far, they both seem like shitty people.
dogmoind
Do they? Or does ONE of them seem like a much, much more shitty person?
georgedragonslayer
Well. There is the one that actually shit. So, she probably has a lead on the shittiest one of them.
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IveGotRedOnMe
Well I think Heard is worse because she invaded Ukraine and tried to blame Nazis. I need as much evidence as you have
AngryQueefNoises
The evidence is online where Depp admits to saying he cuts off his own finger...
IveGotRedOnMe
Sauce?
parkerh17
I've heard that is what her lawyers are claiming, any evidence for that bc you must know on the surface that claim sounds ridiculous.
alpacasaurusrex
The “proof” I’ve seen of it is sus AF. Just white text on a green background & is pixilated as fuck. It makes FB memes seem crystal clear.
AngryQueefNoises
He says he cut off his own finger. It's on law & crime network on YouTube. Idk why everyone is downvoting an actual fact.
alpacasaurusrex
LOL. I guess one random-ass unheard of YT is all we need for proof now.
MandrewJackson
Dang, I went to look that up, and that audio is surprising. They both seem abusive, from what I've heard. (I'll drop a link, below.)
MandrewJackson
https://www.thedailybeast.com/johnny-depp-amber-heard-trial-in-virginia-hears-audio-of-actor-appearing-to-say-he-chopped-his-own-finger-off
MandrewJackson
I don't think this is conclusive, but any means. But I do find it surprising how confident people seem that she's terrible and he isn't.