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Jan 1, 2015 6:29 AM
Berethian
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Kiwi2Fruit
this is pretty accurate, yeah. it's always when the flowers start to show up, too :(
debatablesarcasm
"Why would I run my fingers across his throat?" "What? No, it's a symbol for you slitting his throat!"
UltralordSheen
Finger to the throat means death.
chezit24
I think this is beautiful.
fotia24
This is exactly how Ontario is right now....
slitherlitter
1) Last winter was extremely mild here and this winter it only started getting cold a week ago. So it's more like autumn being a screaming
slitherlitter
2) toddler, throwing a tantrum on the floor and desperate babysitter winter trying to get him the fuck to sleep.
silkysteve
Fuck all of you snow haters WINTER RULES
BeanProbe
Fuck yeah! Tell that, homie! And when summer comes Imgur is gonna bitch about that too! #winter4lyfe
KhaleesiKelly
ericagxxxx
No snow here. Just a damp humid grey freezing cold. Nothing awesome about it. Our winter sucks.
accipiter
HIGH FIVE! I hate spring because it means hot, sticky, gross summer is on the way D: WINTER FOREVER.
sweetnaivety
Funny, here in southern California everything has been starting to turn green this past month..THEN IT SNOWS EVERYWHERE EXCEPT BY ME, SO MAD
voltato
PREACH IT
pixelsmacswatches
That's about right, yeah.
PhotographyRaptor
Not true for us in Florida, USA. We had 1 week of winter and now it's back to the 70s F. On January 2nd. Damn you Al Gore!
karlywithak
My sister got married in March first of last year. Some guests couldn't make it because there was a blizzard.
merprincesspacifica
Being from Seattle, replace the ice guy with a rain cloud and you've got 9 months out of the year .
fastskittles
As a person living in Wisconsin, spot on, mate.
justahumanonline
As a Michigander, can confirm the weather fucks with is for funnsies.
Realkevlarkent
pretty accurate "takatalvi" as we call it in finland
TheGammaRae
I don't speak any Finnish so I am going to believe that means "Winter snow-punch death glare" for the rest of my natural life.
Realkevlarkent
would be a shame if someone was to burst that bubble....
TheGammaRae
Lalalalalalala I can't hear you!
Realkevlarkent
are u sure u dont want to know? its pretty awesome
TheGammaRae
Okay, yes, I will just pretend it has two meanings. Words can do that.
thesarahpowellexperience
As a Kiwi I feel like we didn't really get Spring.
Teok
As someone who lives in Aus winter is welcome any time
akr14
Finger to the throat means death.
smashpro1
"Pretend my finger is a knife."
butters601
Why was this down voted so much? O_o
smashpro1
I've been trying to figure that out all day.
Killertomato84
That was my favorite knife....
creepyboyNG
sirmcfartsalot
Why is this not the top comment?
reddawn94
Metaphor
neonkid
Sort of...
goflyblind
that went over my head.
Pieala
In tai chi class I learned that the little indentation in the throat is a VERY sensitive spot and should be aimed for in an altercation.Try.
JaXm
Why would I want to put my finger on his throat?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
There's always that one warm week in March and everyone is like "yay!" And then yeah you get punched in the face with snow
in66sanity6
As a kiwi from the South island, an extremely accurate description of our spring. ...and summer
cykocyllium
Helloooo Colorado.
rengdeng
Ice Ice baby.
MaxPower0404
As a Canadian who has his Aussie brother in law visiting, I can confirm neither of us can handle a hard punch from old man winter.
Berethian
You figure you guys would be used to it up there. Those of us down here have an excuse for being unprepared!
OORH3ZA
Thank you winter, keep that heat away from me.
sweetnaivety
Funny, here in southern California everything has been starting to turn green this past month.. THEN IT SNOWS
keeniemccormick
As someone in Nebraska right now, this is very true. They still have frost advisories until May.
Zappers42
You're early with this picture
Sakkura
As a Scandinavian, all the snow melted a few days ago. Send help.
NerdN1
I live in Southern CA after having grown up in Northern IL. I am still convinced that winter hasn't yet come here.
UH60Mechanic
It snowed in SoCal, does that not count?
NerdN1
Not where I live it hasn't. Maybe the OCCASIONAL bit of frost overnight. It gets to Autumn at worst.
UH60Mechanic
I think it's funny that to someone from a northern state winter is basically a snowpocalypse or it doesn't count. Sort of like when 1/2
NerdN1
Considering that Winter is personified in this comic as a 10ft tall avatar of icy doom, I think that a high or 65deg doesn't count.
UH60Mechanic
2/2 I lived in Florida; it wasn't a hurricane until it was at least a category 4. Especially after Ivan. Rain is like, lolzy to me now.
Berethian
For our equivalent, imagine us being excited to see Autumn only for some big dude on fire to burn her to ashes.
bunnybabbit
as a Texan, pretty much that.
Abominor
For my part of Australia, this comic is actually more accurate :/
Berethian
Tasmania or Canberra?
Abominor
The one that's harder to escape.
Berethian
Tasmania. Canberra's like User Submitted - you can leave, but your soul is forever tainted.
Abominor
Eyup. At least it's finally picking up. It's been cold and sad up to this point, for the most part. 10 months of unfun weather is not fun.
Sauroctonus
Excited? For Autumn?
Berethian
Sure. We get lovely days here in Australia in Autumn.
Thesmellofgoblins
We had snow at the end of may a few years ago...
DirtyA
I love winter and I live in Pennsylvania
wellImightaswell
So pretty much like Florida
Serathe
My bosses name is autumn. I would very much like to see this happen.
millynotsilly
So. Much. Yes!
snewsh
as someone from california, that happens every year.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
You know... You've just helped me create part of a mythology, right? You know that right? This some LoTR shit.
Berethian
A pleasure to be of assistance.
TintreachToirneach
In Ireland the past couple of years we've gotten snow in March, when we thought we'd escaped the winter...
TheCanadianNerd
Last year march had the coldest day I'm pretty sure. It got to -21. :P I think.
TrustMeIdoThisForALiving
I got my car totaled from hail in june... in kentucky....
TohruRokuno
In Wisconsin it sometimes snows in May just to fuck with us.
OnAScaleOf1ToAwesome
Wait, another Imgurian who lives in Ireland? No way! Hello!
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OnAScaleOf1ToAwesome
No.... wait, Gerry and Siobhan just got Australian citizenship.. so... There are tens of us! Tens!
TintreachToirneach
Hiya! There are actually a fair few of us round here, believe it or not! :)
CongratulateMeCongratulateMe
As a person originally from upstate NY, we call that Second Winter.
Ecgwearth
Expected it. Loved it.
DefinitelyAYoshi
I'm from Colorado. This is true.
ReccaDark
Not a LotR fan but I still find this funny.
AgentKGB
As a Canadian this is accurate as fuck. My daughter's birthday is end of March... she doesn't want any snow left by then. Fat chance. :/
LeadByBadExample
Just move...
SomeDetroitGuy
As an American in the part that's north of Canada and a Match birthday, I feel her pain.
Inamedmycatafterfood
I really had to think about what that meant...and then my brain went ALASKA! Not even close.
MortyofC137
I actually love having my birthday at the end of March in Canada. Always a surprise... winter?Spring? Summer? Who knows!
AdamWarlock
Im in BC, so we get damned cold clear days, then rain
tiomela
Also, in BC so much rain. Although, it was pretty nice this summer
TheReapersLesserKnownBrotherMomus
As a fellow Canadian, I have found inhuman abilities by accepting the great Ice Giant's influence and learning it's ways.
TheRealSirGregorCleganeTheMountain
I live in Denmark and november didn't end yet here.
mybunsarestale
As someone in South Dakota and a birthday in early May, I too wish I could have there not be snow on the ground by then but chance is slim.
SkyHSmith
Depends on where you are in Canada, for example south-coastal BC, and Nova Scotia have no snow by then.
zeniarose
lol I live on Vancouver Island... and it snowed like, twice last winter. I like it here.
LittleBigPolice
Really? I'm Canadian and love the snow, when it's snowing it usually isn't freeze you in 5 minutes cold out.
LittleBigPolice
Also I have an early march birthday to keep this more relevant.
TheHappyCanadian
it snowed here in Vancouver a few weeks ago, but to be fair the three centimeters melted pretty quickly
zeniarose
Hm. It didn't even hit here on the island. XD I don't think it's snowed since last February.
BitchImCanadian
There was one a couple years ago! And then students in London, Ont lost their fucking minds.
MV50
Yeah London!
TMOTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzcIi0TlAnQ
MV50
Nothing like new years in EOA spent 2 hours waiting for a cab
thehumblecanadian
Canada is the shit.
TheWhaleOilKing
I live in Ottawa and I am barely getting any snow....
SkyHSmith
My first year in Ottawa it snowed in Sept and never melted, accumulating in 6' of snow by January. I'm from NS, not used to that craziness.
Iaintnosparticus
As a Vwncouverite, look at all this rain we don't have to shovel. Look at it.
SexyLoveChicken
My son's Birthday is the end of may, I'm in winnipeg, there is a still chance of snow but nice enough weather to have an outdoor party? Nope
AgentKGB
I'm originally from Saskatchewan but I've heard many stories about Windypeg/Winterpeg. :)
SexyLoveChicken
Every year I repeat, "April showers bring may flowers..." And my mom says "That's only in the States." And I die a little bit inside. lol
pokenar
How odd, my birthday is the beginning of april, and as I kid I considered it a miracle when there was snow for it.
andimusprime
Try having a January birthday. It bloody well sucks haha.
icantthinkofagoodusername
I know that feel, I had a snowstorm on the day of my birthday party 4 years in a row as a child..
andimusprime
I was on the east coast (canada) half my life and that was the case nearly every year.
Archersaurus
Mine too! I always want snow for my birthday :) an yes I'm Canadian.
LookAtMYFancyUsername
As a Wisconsinite, it was 40 ...3 days ago. It was 1 yesterday. (Fahrenheit)
slimstebow
As a Texan, wtf is snow? Is it anything like the slushy bullshit hitting my window right now?
captainlegzz
As a Vancouver Islander, our "winter" started last week, but if we do get snow it'll be a few cm at best and schools will close anyway.
SkyHSmith
As a Nova Scotian I'm envious. But I also know it will be like that in the next 5 or so years thanks to the gulf stream's slow march north.
AgentKGB
As a person living in Northern BC... you bastard ;)
jesemos
As someone born on March 24th, every year is like mother nature flips a coin; Snow on your b-day, or not? Problem is its a 2 headed coin...
jesemos
(2)I am also a Canadian
ephsteph
That's my birthday, too! Ottawa lady here!
jesemos
Calgary gentlemen here, what year were you born?
ephsteph
88!
jesemos
Ah alrighty then, older then myself it seems
jimmycarrsweirdlaugh
My birthday is the end of march. It's usually a nice day that follows an epic dump of lovely Canadian snow.
DontYouJuanSomebodyToLove
Then you can go skiing!
settlerswouldridethesebabysformiles
March 29th :)
jimmycarrsweirdlaugh
ah! So close! :D
Dumbstatz
I'm March 28th!
ephsteph
24th!
SarahMakes
Me too!!
jimmycarrsweirdlaugh
OMG HIGH FIVE ME TOO!
Dumbstatz
*High five*!
ItsAlwaysTimeToDiddle
Me too1
CerealwithMilk
I beat you by one day